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Junk Bandit

Eggy Placeholder by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

Junk bandits travel around trash planets, dodging security guards and drones, and take valuable treasure from the planetary dumps to sell for a profit. Some sell treasure, others using the planets as places of illegal trade. Some of the largest black market operations have taken place on trash planets, such as the illegal wildlife trade operations on Saiorea that were supposedly ended 184 years ago.

Common folk around the galaxies respect junk bandits for making use of trash, but others find their attitude questionable, given the practice is generally illegal. Nevertheless, junk bandits are common and their practices are unlikely to ever be stopped.

Junk Bandit Society

Communities of junk bandits can be found on abandoned trash planets. Once a planet has been filled, they are abandoned and set off-limits. Junk bandits break through without alerting the Milky Way Waste Disposal Council, and completely strip them of all treasures and trinkets that can be found.

On occasion these planets have turned into a refuge from the law. Since the planets are abandoned and believed to be untouched and restricted, junk bandits can conduct whatever activity they like without being seen.

Famous in the Field

Ultima Sana

An icecaster that accidentally froze over half a planet in an escape from the Disposal Council.

Siraluca

Discovered the Jewel of the Lesser Field, crystallised radium a metre in diameter.

Masen Omeni

Coined the term "junk bandit" and considered himself the first in the field.
Alternative Names
Trash Bandit
Weasel
Type
Illicit
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Dec 31, 2024 18:02 by CoolG

Given the fact that a lot of people throw away items of value, I can see why such a profession would emerge. I wonder though, are there any health hazards involved? Because I know that dumpster diving and rummaging through trash can come with health and safety issues.

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Dec 31, 2024 18:04 by Mochi

It's deeefinitely a risky job, if the security drones don't catch you and obliterate you, then something on the planet could eat you, radioactive trash everywhere, and lots of sharp objects around :D

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Jan 13, 2025 20:41

Master CoolG1319 brings up a great point I hadn't considered, I can't imagine the medical hazards they must face. Are there specific doctors who thrive in Junk Bandit Society? I love the visual of the article itself and how everything is presented neatly. Man, I really was thinking how fun this profession could be, then reality hit me hard! Tetanus must be a menace on this planet!

Jan 14, 2025 22:27 by Mochi

I'm sure there are some doctors around! I doubt they're the most qualified, and they probably steal medication, but hey ho, gotta do what you gotta do.   And thank you, I'm glad you like the presentation of the article! <3

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