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Welcome to Gnomerado, the paradise for every gnome!
A whole island dedicated to fun!
Games, Rides, Slides, Machines, Cake, Beverages!
Break-a-Neck
Grab a hammer and go w....hack it!! Hard! A giant troll stands there, unsuspecting. And you need to break his neck! Hit him hard enough and his nose will fall off! Win three noses for a prize! Tart Thrower
Similar to the "put your face through a hole and wait for the incoming tart" ... only the other way around. The tart is waiting for you! Take a seat in the catapult, calculate trajectory, aim, and get accelerated into the soft, vanilla smelling, creamy tart... or miss it. Kick a Troll
A 10 by 10 foot square where for 60 seconds life-sized troll puppets drop down from above shortly, and you have to kick as many as possible, in the... uh... where it hurts most.
Grab a hammer and go w....hack it!! Hard! A giant troll stands there, unsuspecting. And you need to break his neck! Hit him hard enough and his nose will fall off! Win three noses for a prize! Tart Thrower
Similar to the "put your face through a hole and wait for the incoming tart" ... only the other way around. The tart is waiting for you! Take a seat in the catapult, calculate trajectory, aim, and get accelerated into the soft, vanilla smelling, creamy tart... or miss it. Kick a Troll
A 10 by 10 foot square where for 60 seconds life-sized troll puppets drop down from above shortly, and you have to kick as many as possible, in the... uh... where it hurts most.
Playground for the little ones
A big area full of stuff for little gnomes: scissors, hammers, bolt drivers, plasma torches and iron plates as many as you need, also a small amount of Aeum per gnome, to build your very first deadly combat machine! At the end of the day, the machines go into the ring for a fight! All of them, at once! Geertruud Museum
The museum features animated drawings from Geertruud's books, life-sized replicas of Geertruud in reconstructed scenes from her travels and much more. All items have been made by Margo Weedlebeam with the help of the Gnome Workshop.
A big area full of stuff for little gnomes: scissors, hammers, bolt drivers, plasma torches and iron plates as many as you need, also a small amount of Aeum per gnome, to build your very first deadly combat machine! At the end of the day, the machines go into the ring for a fight! All of them, at once! Geertruud Museum
The museum features animated drawings from Geertruud's books, life-sized replicas of Geertruud in reconstructed scenes from her travels and much more. All items have been made by Margo Weedlebeam with the help of the Gnome Workshop.
Tourism
Lots of!
Gnomerado is the place each gnome should visit at least once a year!
You just can't dare to miss it!
Did you order your season coin yet?
Geography
The advertized "island" is actually just a tongue of land, but that's not exciting enough for the marketing guys.
Current year: 2865 PB
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Gnomerado
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Population
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Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull
This place sounds like fun! :D I think the tart thrower is my favourite, though it'd be rather messy, I guess.
Tillerz
It's gnomes, almost everything they do is getting messy! :D