Gnomerado Settlement in Alana | World Anvil
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Welcome to Gnomerado, the paradise for every gnome!
A whole island dedicated to fun!

Games, Rides, Slides, Machines, Cake, Beverages!
  At the entrance, a sign says "Maximum Size" near a bar you have to walk through underneath. If you are larger you can't enter Gnomerado. There is no pay kiosk anywhere, all the gnomes visiting own special Whacker Coins with the face of Whacker Tomsen on it. Those are traded in for entrance, food, drinks and the different rides. The coins are won through lotteries or sold during special events. Once a year you can mail order special "commemorative coins" which are worth ten times of a regular Whacker Coin.  
Grab a hammer and go w....hack it!! Hard! A giant troll stands there, unsuspecting. And you need to break his neck! Hit him hard enough and his nose will fall off! Win three noses for a prize!   Tart Thrower
Similar to the "put your face through a hole and wait for the incoming tart" ... only the other way around. The tart is waiting for you! Take a seat in the catapult, calculate trajectory, aim, and get accelerated into the soft, vanilla smelling, creamy tart... or miss it.   Kick a Troll
A 10 by 10 foot square where for 60 seconds life-sized troll puppets drop down from above shortly, and you have to kick as many as possible, in the... uh... where it hurts most.
Playground for the little ones
A big area full of stuff for little gnomes: scissors, hammers, bolt drivers, plasma torches and iron plates as many as you need, also a small amount of Aeum per gnome, to build your very first deadly combat machine! At the end of the day, the machines go into the ring for a fight! All of them, at once!   Geertruud Museum
The museum features animated drawings from Geertruud's books, life-sized replicas of Geertruud in reconstructed scenes from her travels and much more. All items have been made by Margo Weedlebeam with the help of the Gnome Workshop.


Lots of!  

Gnomerado is the place each gnome should visit at least once a year!
You just can't dare to miss it!

Did you order your season coin yet?


The advertized "island" is actually just a tongue of land, but that's not exciting enough for the marketing guys.  
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Dec 29, 2020 01:28 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

This place sounds like fun! :D I think the tart thrower is my favourite, though it'd be rather messy, I guess.

Emy x   Etrea | Vazdimet
Jun 3, 2021 12:53 by Tillerz

It's gnomes, almost everything they do is getting messy! :D

Dec 29, 2020 11:54 by TC

I love the descriptions of the various games, this sounds like such a fun place to be! Would other small species be able to enter regardless of not being gnomes? And would a gnomes with gigantism still be allowed to enter regardless of their size?

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Dec 29, 2020 16:08 by Tillerz

No exceptions! Except... you bring lots of money or shiny gadgets.

Feb 7, 2021 12:21 by Caitlin Phillips

I would LOVE to go on holiday here. The different games/activities sound amazing and perfect for a gnome.

Cait x
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