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WAWAA 2024: Worst of World Anvil April 2024

 
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  Alright. We've all seen the best of WorldAnvil awards that're happening right now. But that's like, a lot of effort and stuff.   You know the drill (or if you don't then you will). This is the opposite. This is the WORST. But this ain't for your existing stuff, no. That's probably actually good, stop telling yourself it's bad. That's called 'putting yourself down' and it really isn't going to help your confidence as a writer. Wait, am I being serious? Shit. That wasn't the plan.   Anyway. It's April 1st, so let's do something ridiculous. Over the next month, write me your WORST worldbuilding. And I mean in the silly way, not the 'gets you put on a list and arrested' kind of way. Keep this lighthearted. Be NSFW if you like, just tag the articles appropriately. Only enter your own work, obviously. Articles have a minimum of 300 words and at least one picture, preferably a deep-fried JPG. Freemen, you're at a disadvantage in this because you don't have CSS to make the articles truly awful. This doesn't mean you can't win. Break your BBCode. Upload the weirdest, most tumblr-esque GIFs you can. Write the most strange worldbuilding you've ever written.   Bonus points will be given for art you've made yourself (e.g. not with AI), because come on. This is a silly challenge! You can almost certainly open MS Paint and create something abysmal.   I have one requirement: this still has to be worldbuilding. You've still got to be adding something to your world, even if it's just a joke. Make it silly, make it ridiculous, delete it as soon as the results come out, I don't care. But make *something*, and make it fucking hilariously awful. Do it for your inner 3 year old who insisted that people don't have necks or whatever. Do it for your inner 15 year old who giggles over the words 'bad dragon'. Do it for me, because god damn it, I want some ridiculous stuff to read and make fun of! Yes, you can make it as hard to read as possible. No limits on that.  
 

OKAY I DID IT WHAT NOW

  WELL DONE I'M PROUD OF YOU!!! Post it in the comments, preferably as an articleblock. When it hits May 1st in most people's timezones, I'll start looking through entries and pick a winner. Winner gets some """""nice""""" JPG art from yours truly and maybe something else, who knows? We'll find out. This is for the fun of it, anyway.   oh right this is a belated addition IT'S WAWAA BECAUSE WORST ARTICLES OF WORLD ANVIL APRIL LMAO

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Mar 31, 2024 15:57 by Han

test comment!!!


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Mar 31, 2024 16:35 by Mochi

this hurts so bad but i love you for it

I hope you have a great day!   Explore the endless planets brimming with life of the Yonderverse! Go after creatures, discover new places, and learn about the people you find along the way.
Mar 31, 2024 16:50 by Alex (TheDumbOwl)

I was born for this challenge

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Mar 31, 2024 17:04 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

This is amazing.

Emy x   Etrea | Vazdimet
Mar 31, 2024 17:19 by spleen

oh my gosh the css is so horrible well done

Have a wonderful day!
Mar 31, 2024 18:01

This is so hilarious. Even though it's easy to read, you already have my vote for WA's Golden Raspberry.

Stay imaginative and discover Blue´s Worlds, Elaqitan and Naharin.
Mar 31, 2024 18:59

Oh my god guys I can't believe you've done this. This is so bad even Razzie can't handle this top-tier masterpiece lmao xDDD

Come visits Terraloga and the story of a fictional Ancient Roman trying to rule the world.

Apr 1, 2024 00:13 by Polina "Line" Arteev

brb making glitter gif edits of my gods


Seek a new dawn, in Malkora!
The Feral Sovereign sleeps peacefully, but will return...
Apr 1, 2024 06:20

I accept the challenge of creating a non-CSS ugly article. I present to you the ranting of my world chronicler on her last spoon. It's not really all that ugly yet, but I will make it better worse as the month goes on. (I also promise to add art, but that will take some time.)

I HATE THIS PROJECT
Generic article | May 3, 2024

EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IS TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE

From The River to The Ocean, a civilization grows up.
Apr 10, 2024 07:39 by Han

I swear I've checked this a few times and it's gotten sillier as time goes on x)


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Apr 13, 2024 01:02

And I swear every time I think I've wrung all I can out of it, I discover a new evil thing I can make BBCode do. For instance, I've just realized there appears to be no limit to how tiny I can make my text be.

From The River to The Ocean, a civilization grows up.
Apr 1, 2024 12:38 by Dani

The utter commitment to this blinding teal is a treasure XD


You are doing a great job! Keep creating; I believe in you!
Luridity: Where love is love and life is lived. Contains NSFW content.
Now with serialized fiction on Ream!!
Apr 1, 2024 13:54 by LexiCon (WordiGirl)

very interesting challenge! Too bad you said I couldn't enter any of my existing works :P

Apr 1, 2024 14:09 by Han

Hey now. I said 'don't put down your work' for a *reason*.


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Apr 7, 2024 00:57 by Dragon
Apr 10, 2024 07:39 by Han

I'm having *FLASHBACKS*


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Apr 12, 2024 02:16 by Dragon

Hehe! Ye~ah. XD

Apr 9, 2024 05:06 by Tlcassis Polgara | Arrhynsia

Ok... You got me, and I had to stir myself to contribute - but I'm not in the horrible CSS article running - I cannot begin to compete with you masters of graphic arts as I am virtually illiterate in CSS. Instead, I focused on creating the most ludicrous organization I could think of that would still be helpful for story telling in my world - well except for the kingdom of the Saa-Maki, but I already made them. Original artwork for Rams Horn is in process, and the article will be updated in about a week :-) THANK YOU Han for this silly adventure! It made my month much brighter...  

Rams Horn International
Organization | Apr 11, 2024

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Apr 10, 2024 07:38 by Han

Ehehehehe I'm so glad it sparked some joy!!!


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Apr 10, 2024 03:43 by Chris L
Apr 10, 2024 07:38 by Han

SPACE JAM INSPIRATION IS SUCH A PLUS


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Apr 11, 2024 17:53 by spleen

idk if this one actually really counts but i had fun writing it so like. heres my article with only one-syllable words in it

Cult of One
Organization | Apr 24, 2024

A group that wants to thwart the use of words based in class

Have a wonderful day!
Apr 17, 2024 18:27

My eyes and ears both burn whenever I look at this. Must be some sort of placebo conditioning effect.  

SPacehjs pps desing preferences fmade very bad
Generic article | Apr 17, 2024

Pain. Agony, even.

  Fun challenge though, as painful as it was.

Hey, how you doing. Well, I hope.
I made this, check it out, that'd be nice.
Apr 20, 2024 15:03 by Kerry

.....oh.... nooooo this.... might be actually be hard.... but there's no way in hell imma pass this up! and thsi comments section.... itHURTS!

Apr 21, 2024 10:49

Caution! This article is raþer þorny.  

Book of Selenic Dreams
Prose | Apr 21, 2024

Author of Labyrithis and more!
Apr 24, 2024 10:01 by Mochi

First Website on Utopia
Generic article | Apr 27, 2024

yeah

i will probably delete this lmfao but i genuinely did come up with a neat way for the yonderverse internet to work, and i've been meaning to do that for... years

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Apr 25, 2024 19:17 by Jacqueline Yang

Once Upon A Time
Generic article | Apr 25, 2024
  I got my article done. I hope you enjoy it. The colors are to die for!!

Apr 26, 2024 15:21

Man, that was fun, thank you for this brilliant challenge idea  

A kaleidoscopic mess
Generic article | Apr 26, 2024

Stay imaginative and discover Blue´s Worlds, Elaqitan and Naharin.
Apr 30, 2024 10:47 by Kerry

Sorry for the wait... took me a while to find the crayons. I made this juuuuust for you, but it may still be canon, though a much cleaner version of it lol

VaCe
Character | Apr 30, 2024

Apr 30, 2024 20:11

Bit late, but let's do this!  

The baker's wife
Generic article | May 2, 2024

Sit down, my friend, and let me tell you of Aran'sha . A world where the sands shift and the stars sing, where the wind carries secrets and the twin moons keep silent vigil over it all.