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Entry for this thing:
The pain of writing this has left me forever scarred. The process was as follows;
0. Be tired at 11pm and don't go to bed, write this instead. 1. Set about ten videos of varying sorts playing in the background, including some really questionable quality music.
2. Pick a thoroughly mundane and well-trod topic. 3. Just write all the time, no pauses, no corrections. 4. Be careful to move across the keyboard as close as possible, mispresses are a strength 5. Fail to focus, keep writing regardless. 6. Read the end product and weep. This took 20 minutes to write, and it felt like a week. The CSS is beyond fucked, I actually didn't do that much but adjust shadows and gradients but by god is it magnificently shit. The BBcode, too, is wack I also made a lot of tooltips. Way too many. There's a lot of stuff in those, check them all out or else
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0. Be tired at 11pm and don't go to bed, write this instead. 1. Set about ten videos of varying sorts playing in the background, including some really questionable quality music.
2. Pick a thoroughly mundane and well-trod topic. 3. Just write all the time, no pauses, no corrections. 4. Be careful to move across the keyboard as close as possible, mispresses are a strength 5. Fail to focus, keep writing regardless. 6. Read the end product and weep. This took 20 minutes to write, and it felt like a week. The CSS is beyond fucked, I actually didn't do that much but adjust shadows and gradients but by god is it magnificently shit. The BBcode, too, is wack I also made a lot of tooltips. Way too many. There's a lot of stuff in those, check them all out or else
Spenchip
you know spaceships ritghT? shits's coold aitnt it, big tubes in space. overall, your average spaceship is a big tube with engines at the neds. these enginesa re tipecially big antimatter thrustesr which push outa ntimatter tsf from the ships ends, , the ebuiig aantimatter engines endsure that ships go very very fast in space. sometimes they put big ice blocks in the obfront. theres usually four engines, two on both [tooltip sides,a and what they do it shoot aout antimatter and push fast very quick sometimes they ause fusion thusruters at then ds instead but ships like that asderr auusually pretty smaller and pretty bad at going fast. ftl drives also ensure that stuff goes faster ewhile needing not to be big but yknow shits cooler when not qoigin ftl because antimatter is awsumshapeashic aer
big tubes athat go sast but they need peopler living inside thenm as well most of them ghav esartificla gravity by spinning and such. articucialy tgarvity isnt a thing so people make spin instead aey cool fucking aint it. people suaully live through on the outer layers becuase you dumbass that's how gractiy works ainst it you shoulg now thin. outside layers are also pretty rthin because they are thic
k instead shut up i made a mistake let off my back ok, the outear layers are composed of twater and ice and metall because they ose are thick and proved insulation. theres atussterst on theout ustide they pware ion rails and move around the rails around the outsiede. ecaseu theats how that is the turretct can be mobed around the ull and concenrtrated elsewhere most big ships have turrest silitary oand anot, you got railgun sand councilg and couaplasma camnnon s and oramisslei awaepons and lasrter pointe defense as well as a lot of toerh stuff like frack and afghrachaff grendae shit and flaskes and smkokem maybe fucki ntf i know your mom
spaceships usually have a lot of faitileis to wokr no shit fuckn ther yare stuff like asucjnt ariiiiiiiiiiiiii anmmuniitions faciilities and amaybe reactors like fusion or antimatter stuff or maybe the fucking oslar plantes on ekokay mot amny of those either . people lineed to live of course and there are lplaces for that most ships have bederooms and shit and so on and they ,prpocudce hater fand air from ice harvester derfrom the asteroid btwst hat a re ffucking everythwer alll the place.
there's also tstuff like the very unncessary anot esuff like the rectreations ecenters form people to have fun like stuff fucking f I know, theres the pridge roo theres thweret hte captain lives and works there is usually a big codemomdeom in the center for the shee tbetter from big dome and holograms nmaube there you show e4ed splace
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reallsly profound quiopote about how spacest traveld made humanity real the homies this time
"the hosity of humanity is one defineted ngut rasounrce but now hwere in shapece and hnowe theres not lack of craouceoucrces tecxceept there is lmao you all suck ass lmao you go to waer lmao contld r spaceships are adfucking awaesome and always wotht the investments lmaooo
Best spaceships ever;
1. The Void Traveller
2. The Star-Reaver
3. The Taevaanhalkoja
4. The Outlier, with Good Cause
5. The Orator of Ten Thousand Glorious Victories
6. The Stalwart Sentinel
7. The Nostalgia for Infinity
8. The Kauhunkylväjä
9. The Termination of a Long Conquest
10. The Lady Venus
11. The Quaiche
12. The Sherre's Hope
13. The Eternity's Gaze
14. The Halven
15. The Starscourge
16. The Solid State Scouter
17. The Vode An
18. The Titanic Lance
19. The Solar
20. The Slim Shady
21. The Uninvited Guest
22. The March of Profits
23. The Play with my Ninth Life
24. The Gangsta's Paradise
25. The Ventriloquist
26. The Strider
27. The C-Moon
28. The Decimus
29. The March of Profits
30. The Excindio
31. The Kalameet
32. The Clubbin'
33. The Emissary
34. The Hellbento
35. The Mistake of Macharius
36. The I Sawed the Demons
37. The Redundant Orbit
38. The Cat-Lon's Last Respite
39. The Gwynevere
40. The Upon a Steel Wind
41. The Interrupted Rest
42. The Ochtotnian Restitution
43. The Serica's Warden
44. The Regardless of Purpose
45. The Cybrex
46. The Jigahmna
47. The Courteous Spirit of Terikaeka
48. The Synthetic God
49. The Desolation
50. The Condiceptia
"My ears burn."
OMG MY FUCKING RIBS! i'm laughing so hard my face hurts! This os YOUR FAULT! ......uuuugh. I feel like chatting with you over a drink would be fun. Oooof, that was a laugh i didnt know i needed. Thank you
I'm glad. I myself was chuckling to myself all the way writing this. Well, mostly afterwards, the writing process itself was painful.
I made this, check it out, that'd be nice.