Many of the books and brochures about foreign countries, traditions, animals and plants available in
Farenia are connected to one name: Geertruud Smallbottom. There is not a single bookstore or library in Farenia, that doesn't have a book or two of hers, or one of the maps. And all of them usually show signs of heavy use.
The travels of Geertruud Smallbottom:
Starting her career as a magician, she soon got bored by all the theory and after some incidents, she quit her apprenticeship, packed her most important items into a leather bag and left
Perelline for good with the next ship to
Land's End on that same day. After exploring
Shirki for some months, she contacted her friend
Margo Weedlebeam in Perelline, to start a business for publishing books and maps.
Ojiro (Han), day 15 to 17 - Locals had told us stories about the Orochi, a giant eight-headed dragon. So we travelled northeast to see it. Finally, we arrived at a big lake where it was supposed to be. There sat an elderly man with a long white beard, wearing a straw hat and playing a wooden flute. When he had finished his fine melody, he greeted us warmly and said: "If you can reach that small group of trees over there and come back while the melody is still playing, this stone is all yours." - He held up an almost fist-sized sphere of jade. - "If you cannot, you have to spend a night with me." - We willingly accepted, as we were sure to win, having heard the melody and measured the distance to the trees.
When we were preparing to run, the old man grinned, played three tunes and then broke the flute in two and said:
"You have lost, you won't make it back while the melody is still playing."
Next morning the old man left with evil laughter, transformed into a giant eight-headed dragon and flew away.
-- G. Smallbottom, Never underestimate a dragon
Geertruud introduced the
Words of Aziz to Farenia, which are now getting imported in large numbers for
Queen's Day and other festivities.
Physical Description
Geertruud is well endowed, but not really aware of it, misjudging her attractiveness greatly. Her appearance attracts more than she can cope with.
Despite being outside and in the sun a lot, she has pretty pale skin with a permanent blush on her face, it is unclear though if it is a bodily feature or a sign of the permanent embarrassment she is in due to all the things happening to her.
Geertruud has a colourful body tattoo starting at the neck and going down to her ankles.
When excited, she gets an intense hiccup.
Geertruud has the innate skill to get into trouble or embarrassing situations. If there is a muddy puddle to fall in, she will be the first to do so. She has developed some expertise in plants and all things edible.

edited photo of a real dress by Tillerz
Geertruud is usually wearing knee-high brown leather boots, a knee-long red corset dress and a white blouse. Depending on the temperature, some things might come on or off.

edited photo of a real backpack by Tillerz
Mental characteristics
Courses "Magic 101" and "Summoning for the Lazy". Going only halfway through her education, she already got in trouble several times when trying a summon spell. A hint she would give you now: "Do not summon something that has more arms than you."
Geertruud is honorary chairwoman of the
Perelline Society of Explorers and Finders of Ways, nominated by the Society in her absence for all her detailed map and region and culture descriptions. She is also a member of the
Guild of Cartographers, Mapmakers and Scribes. Her only source of income is her publications.
Her published works contain:
A Comprehensive Guide to Butterflies
Apes of Calika - A Lustful Species
A Study of plants and herbs, and which ones you should avoid under any circumstances
Detailed mappe of Calika
Pigments of Faith - Religion in Calika
Never underestimate a dragon
Onehundredtwentyseven ways to make a decent tea without having actual tea
Starving To Death? Things You Thought Are Inedible
Running In Circles
The Underbelly of the Wild Lands (unpublished yet)
When North Is South - Finding Your Way Through A Desert
If there is one thing she regrets, then it is
not refusing a present given to her by a tribe, which made her the spiritual guide of the tribe. Soon enough she found out this honour also included a full-body tattoo from neck to ankles.
unnamed village (Calika), day 25 to 32 - After a week in the capital named
Charakur, we progressed deeper into
Calika, which is alternately covered by sparse woods and dry steppes, with small villages sitting here and there, where water is available. When we arrived in a tiny settlement about six hours away from
Charakur, excited people first pointed at us and then towards a bunch of big rocks, just a stone's throw away. An elderly man led us there to show us some crude carvings, apparently a gnome in different poses. The old man touched the carvings, then our face, comparing the measurements of both.
Finally, he began to chant loudly, and everyone around us joined in. He handed us a gnarled staff and led us back to the settlement, inviting us to have a rest in one of their small huts.
When we woke up the next morning, he was waiting for us already, surrounded by a group of men holding several items. He made us sit on a big slab of stone splashed with colours and gesturing to free our back. Dear lord, the unexpected pain! Two of the men started poking us with needles, pushing colours into the skin. And it was not just a small image! The procedure lasted until sunset when finally everything from neck to the small of the back was covered in colour.

by unknown, heavy mod by Tillerz
We tried to sneak away on day two, but they caught us, and it lasted five more days until the front of the body, the arms and the legs were also covered with images. After a full week, we managed to escape the horror, leaving behind the heaviest objects from our backpack and our pride.
This was also the first time we had a hiccup for a whole week.
-- G. Smallbottom,
Pigements of the Gods
Social
She believes in what might be most useful in the current situation.
Geertruud is always referring to herself as "we" and "us". This gets especially annoying for others if it has to do with work. "We need to do this immediately!" Because in this case she is actually addressing those other people to do the work. Many of them don't mind, as long as Geertruud is standing around, waiting, and looking pretty.
Editor and Publisher (Important)
Towards Geertruud Smallbottom
Her parents started placing all the earnings from the books and maps in Geetruud's room, which looks like a treasure cave by now. If a large enough number of coins makes a heap of gold to become sentient, her room would be the first place where this happens.
Plot Hooks
Lost - There has been no message from Geertruud for three months, whereas she has sent pages and maps every month to her editor before. The last message from Geertruud to her editor arrived from the
Wild Lands.
Rumblings - Strange things are happening since a small wooden box from Geertruud arrived at her parents' house. The box says "Do not open under any circumstances!!!"
TC
What a lovely and interesting person! She sounds like she's been on many adventurers, I'd love to hear about them some day. These plot hooks especially have me intrigued, and I really like the idea of integrating plot hooks in character articles (might do the same if you'll let me ^^).
Tillerz
Sure do. And thanks. :) I am adding more to this character soon.