shortly after i woke up this morning i heard a very large voice right outside the inn boom "i heard there were ponies in town!"
that's how my day started
portmaster "gorodan ashlord" is a fire giant as tall as 6 ponies and he effectively runs the city of vralkek by means of a combination of greed and brute force and minimal impulse control
i saw him tear a chunk off of a house and hurl it to sink a random boat ... for entertainment? to impress me?
i do not like him
during the war he and hellebore were in the same unit and he's a big fan of how she "liked to get her hooves dirty"
he bragged about seeing her grow a bramble right beneath someone which sliced them into ... "slaw"
i can't tell how much of what he says is exaggeration but there's no doubt that they were murder buddies
and since i'm related to her he thinks i'm just the greatest and so are my friends
he believes me to be of the same gleefully violent nature
i am not.
when i seemed unhappy about the boat thing he tried to cheer me up by ordering some random strangers on the street to start singing a song he learned from hellebore called "one bad seed"
it's a parable about a young bully but he misunderstands it as being about him and somehow a good thing?
i've only tolerated him because telling him what i really feel would probably enrage him and after seeing how much damage he does casually i don't want to see him with fell purpose
he learned all about hospitality from my great-grand-aunt so he's offered for us to stay in his guest house
i'd rather be galloping in any other direction but here we are
he wants us to join him for dinner tonight and the only way i can think of to buffer myself emotionally for the experience is an enormous bowl of glitterreed but i want to be clear-headed in case he gets angry and i have to defend myself
hey gorodan you massive turd
it's only hospitality if i feel safe
gemini star suggested we murder him in his sleep
i said that as guests in his home we couldn't attack him
she argued that his boast about killing a dozen town guards who came to ask him to leave is a pretty clear sign the city considers him a bad guest and it isn't legitimately his home and something has to be done
we've settled on poisoning his food to keep him asleep long enough to give the town baliff a chance to put a mark of banishing on him
what a relief