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The second 7th to the second 8th day of Dros, 250 AD

CAN Y'ALL JUST LET ME MAKE ONE THING

by Tink Coppertail

I kept working on the scroll and Kniana came by asking for a washbasin. I guess they finally realized how grimy they were after the last day of slogging through unmentionable filth. I was able to find Maki's tub and offered it for them to use. Eval went off to find were Lily went off to. Not long after I heard yet another distant explosion and the sound of an angry gnoll. Skrel came over the telepathy necklace that Tamebrass had lent me saying that he was going apeshit on the hidden door wall of earlier. I just kept working as I heard Kniana pour the used water down the drain only to hear an unfamiliar voice go "what the hell?"
I poked my head out to hear complaints about the dirty rain in undercommon, as a muldnal popped out the drain. What was left of the fur of the molefolk was matted and gross and he was toting a now-soaked bucket and mop. The strangest part of it was that he immediately started cleaning the room paying us no mind. He even went so far as to jump up to the amazing shield, spit into his hands, and started to shine it. It honestly took everything in me to not try to gut him right there. I even had my dagger in my hand before I knew what was going on. We continued to watch him tote around the room and get surprised by Kniana after he bumped into her. Commenting on a "fuzzy coat rack" he walked outta the room with Kniana now following him after my suggestion. After a bit the muldnal came back through dragging one of the direboar's corpse and began trying to stuff it down the drain he had come out of. The little guy was jumping up and down trying to get it in. About that time Tamebrass and Skrel came back.
Tamebrass simply lifted his newfound blade and cleanly sliced the boar in half and both pieces fell with very disturbing eating noises in the bottom. I guess there was a reason this area was the tomb of consumption... The muldnal didn't even seem to acknowledge anyone else was there and went to get the other boar to repeat what just happened. Skrel asked if he could nap in the tent and I said it would be fine so long as he followed the rules of my cart. He also talked to the rest of the group about how Tamebrass had been possessed by a dwarf or something. Eval also came back talking about how a...thing...had tried to steal his face. I internally laughed, it was likely just illusion magic.[nope] Hell, even Tel showed up outta nowhere. Pretty impressive stealth with invisibility magics I must say. It explains his...intimate.. stories on us.
Kniana asked to use the basin again on Eval's behalf. Then she, Skrel, and Tamebrass went to look about this axe and shield room more. Tamebrass ended up finding an orange powder near some slots in a statue and asked me what it was. I told them it looked like dried iron and sulfur gas and recommend that they not go poking around to what was likely the outcome of a trap. Kniana told me that the pressure plates in the door was for the lights anyway. The group was getting pretty antsy at this point and wanted to leave, but I'D BE DAMMED IF I NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO MOVE THIS SHIELD. Reluctantly, they agreed to at least try. Then, very creepily something called Lily's name from the distance...

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  1. Fest Day One
  2. The library scuffle
  3. The party meets
  4. The Shop and the Competition
  5. Afternoon Events
  6. Dawn of Fest Day 2
  7. End of the Fest
  8. Meeting Gina
    The first 8th day of Myr, 250 AD
  9. First Week On the Road
    The first 8th day of Myr, 250 AD to the 2nd 8th
  10. The Wildflower Forest: Post Combat
    The second 8th day of Myr, 250 AD
  11. The Blinkdogs and the Ambush
    The second 9th day of Myr, 250 AD to the third 7th day
  12. The Ambush
    The third 7th day of Myr, 250 AD
  13. Forest Fey Party
    The third 8th day of Myr, 250 AD to the 1th 8th day of Dros
  14. The Town of Brentwood: Day 1
    The first 8th day of Dros, 250 AD
  15. The Town of Brentwood: Day 2
    The first 9th day of Dros, 250 AD
  16. The Town of Brentwood: Day 3
    The first 10th day of Dros, 250 AD
  17. Wedding Bashers
    The first 10th day of Dros, 250 AD
  18. Wedding: Aftermath
    The first 10th day of Dros, 250 AD
  19. Dragonfall
    The first 10th day of Dros, 250 AD to the 2nd 3rd?
  20. Plans of Inaction
    The first 10th day of Dros, 250 AD
  21. Split Decisions
    The first 10th day of Dros, 250 AD to the 2nd 1st
  22. Raiding Requests
    The second 1st day of Dros, 250 AD to the second 3rd day.
  23. Crystal Caverns
    The second 3rd day of Dros, 250 AD to the second 4th day
  24. Crystal Kobolds
    The second 4th day of Dros, 250 AD
  25. Even the Slimes are Crystal
    The second 4th day of Dros, 250 AD
  26. The Crystals are Spirits?
    The second 4th day of Dros, 250 AD
  27. Skull Jelly
    The second 5th day of Dros, 250 AD
  28. I am but a Humble Merchant
    The second 6th day of Dros, 250 AD
  29. Trust is a Fleeting Resource
    The second 6th day of Dros, 250 AD
  30. The Lure of Adventure
    The second 6th day of Dros, 250 AD
  31. Grab and Go
    The second 6th day of Dros, 250 AD
  32. The Runes and Return
    The second 6th day of Dros, 250 AD
  33. Maki and the Cursed
    The second 7th day of Dros, 250 AD
  34. United Plans
    The second 7th day of Dros, 250 AD
  35. Ghoulish Light
    The second 7th day of Dros, 250 AD
  36. Weapons of Old
    The second 7th day of Dros, 250 AD
  37. CAN Y'ALL JUST LET ME MAKE ONE THING
    The second 7th to the second 8th day of Dros, 250 AD
  38. Hot and Cold
    The second 8th day of Dros, 250 AD
  39. Trades of The Traveler
    The second 8th day of Dros, 250 AD
  40. The Spider's Game
    The second 8th to the second 9th day of Dros, 250 AD
  41. And Out
    The second 9th day of Dros, 250 AD
  42. Beat Feet in the Heat
    The second 9th to the second 10th day of Dros, 250 AD
  43. Five Hours a Minute
    The second 10th day of Dros, 250 AD
  44. Silky In-greed-ients
    The second 10th day of Dros, 250 AD
  45. Crafting Elsewhere During a Lore Dump
    The second 10th day of Dros, 250 AD
  46. Split Decisions 2 Tink 2 Handle
    The Third 1st day of Dros, 250 AD
  47. Running Colors
    The Third 1st day of Dros, 250 AD
  48. Who's Who in Life and Death
    The Third 2nd day of Dros, 250 AD
  49. The Scorpion Squad
    The Third 2nd to the 3rd day of Dros, 250 AD
  50. Calistria's spit, SPITE
    The Third 3rd day of Dros, 250 AD
  51. The Damned Redeemed
    The Third 3rd day of Dros, 250 AD
  52. Arms in Sleeves, Not Sheathes
    The Third 3rd day of Dros, 250 AD
  53. The Nap and the Necromancer
    The Third 3rd day of Dros, 250 AD
  54. The Return of a King
    The Third 3rd day of Dros, 250 AD