The Dark's Evil Newsletter
What
A tiny all white kitten found in the
Dark Lord's Lair.
Beige stripes have appeared on his fur as he grows older—he's getting corrupted by the ambient evil magic!
Whose
He appeared out of nowhere and belongs to nobody.
We, visitors and guests at our lord's manor, have nicknamed him Snowflake and adopted him.
How
Nobody knows how he managed to see the manor beyond the very powerful wards that protect it, let alone get inside without getting killed!
Thief
He's very mischievous, sneaking in and out of the manor and getting inside locked rooms, stealing everything shiny or tasty that catches his attention.
Terror
He's a little terror! He's always running around with his ears thrown back and his mouth wide opened, ready to savagely bite anyone he comes across!
Favour
The snowflake does not have any favourites among us and he allows everyone to get close and pick him up—so that he can bites us in new places!
Join the bet!
Everyone either dreads or looks forwards to the day when the Dark Lord will notice him. In any case, we're all betting on how he's going to react!
Current bets:
The snowflake will stumble upon our lord, try to bite him, and our lord is going to eviscerate him.
The snowflake will attempt to steal the wrong artefact before our lord even notice him and will be cursed to death.
Our lord will autorise the kitchen staff to skin and cook him in a stew as revenge for all the food the snowflake has been stealing.
Our lord will think the snowflake is a spy sent inside the wards by his enemies. He will sent him back to them in little pieces.
The snowflake is a powerful magical cat that can get inside wards! Our lord will use him to infiltrate his enemies' houses.
Plot twist! Our lord's known all along that the snowflake is here and he allowed him in as a favour for one of the top lieutenants who're guests at his manor.
I bet the dark lord adopted the kitten and is laughing at/evaluating everyone's responses behind the scenes.
XD No comment :p