Interview Excerpts: Would you rather stay outdoors or sleep the night in an inn?
RESPONSES
Masons
"The opportunity to refine the blank slate of the great outdoors into a designed interior of superior efficiency and pleasantness is why the Tinker chose to leave the Material Plane unsplit by walls in the first instance."-- Subvizier
Aloysius Mason.
Dargent-Laureats
"What lunatic camps out of doors? There’s… insects."-- Vizier
Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"I’ve never been camping. Seems like it could be fun."-- Viziera
Satine Dargent-Laureat.
Ironsides
"The great outdoors! Unfamiliar skies overhead! The buzzing of insects! The cawing of birds! The rumbling of beasts in the shadows around the horizon! You haven’t lived until you’ve lived it, little whelp!"-- Vizier
Balthazar Ironside.
"A soldier’s true home is wherever he sets up camp. That’s my grandfather’s thirteenth precept."-- Subvizier
Agamemnon Ironside.
"The one and only thing I will give my father is that he’s right about camping, although he does it for the wrong reasons."-- Katib
Menelaus Ironside.
"More space outdoors. I’m a big girl."-- Katiba
Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.
Stargazers
"It’d be nice to stay outdoors again, but impractical these days."-- Vizier
Leopold Stargazer.
"The inn."-- Viziera
Andromeda Stargazer.
"The inn, I suppose. It’s warmer and safer from prying eyes."-- Subvizier
Pollux Stargazer.
"More space outdoors. I’m a big girl."
-- Subviziera Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.
"Safety and propriety seldom allow me to camp outdoors, but it is always my preference to see the stars."-- Katib
Castor Stargazer.
"My husband is obsessed with stars, so."-- Katiba
Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.
"I would prefer not to."--
Bartleby.
Dargents
"I’m neither a stray dog nor a queer poet. I’ll take the inn."-- Vizier
Richard Dargent.
"Goodness, if I can’t afford at least an inn then what in the Eight’s name was this for?"-- Viziera
Guinevera Dargent.
"What lunatic camps out of doors? There’s… insects."
-- Subvizier Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"I’ve never been camping. Seems like it could be fun."
-- Subviziera Satine Dargent-Laureat.
"I wish the former were true, but I have to say I’d prefer to stay the night in an inn."-- Katib
Hugo Dargent.
"Inn sounds cosier."-- Katiba
Scarlett Dargent.
"I sleep in the vents, and there are fewer vents outdoors. I choose the inn."--
Lindie Asklepa.
"If we're high up enough, I'd like camping outdoors, where I can watch the stars as I fall asleep. Further down, the stars aren't so visible, and it's safer to stay in the inn."--
Connie Furr.
"If it were up to me: day in an inn, night outdoors."--
Voltaire.
Carterholds
"I’d prefer the inn, but I’ll take either over a tower."-- Katiba
Rouge Carterhold.
Bakerstreets
"Inns are easier to trap intruders in if they come knocking."-- Vizier
Cobbler Bakerstreet.
"...[silence]..."-- Subviziera
Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.
"I deserve the comfort of a private room for two or occasionally three."-- Katib
Cody Bakerstreet.
"Inn. Fewer entrances."-- Katiba
Wiggin Bakerstreet.
Underhands
"...[silence]..."
-- Katiba Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.
Baharats
"I would much prefer the comfort and privacy of an inn, myself."-- Ex-Subvizier
James Baharat.
"I like to camp out in the gardens with Butterfly whenever we both have a night off at once."--
Beautiful Baharat Guard.
"I’d give a lot to camp outdoors again."--
Martini.
Brasseyes
"Inns are comfier."-- Katiba
Grimoire Brasseyes.
Darktusks
"Inn, obviously."-- Mirze
Rifi Darktusk.
Greenskins
"I am too old now to camp outdoors."-- Vizier
Kronk Greenskin.
"My husband is obsessed with stars, so."
-- Subvizier Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.
Jackalslicers
"The realities of outdoor camping are unknown to me, although I enjoyed my grandfather’s stories in my youth."-- Viziera
Atkin Jackalslicer.
"I like the outdoors. I like camping."-- Katib
Fennec Jackalslicer.
"Cushions."--
Stubby.
Shajaras
"Most certainly the inn; I believe I am known to be a man of comforts."-- Vizier
Hali Shajara.
"I’m not the kind to live rough - barring one or two very specific activities."-- Viziera
Cassilda Shajara.
Brambleites
"I have spent many a fond night out of doors in the camp of my comrades, hidden within protective briars. Were it safe to do so, I should be eager to return to such simple pleasures."--
Bugsby Cottontail.
"If we're high up enough, I'd like camping outdoors, where I can watch the stars as I fall asleep. Further down, the stars aren't so visible, and it's safer to stay in the inn."
-- Connie Furr.
"I would much prefer the comfort and privacy of an inn, myself."
-- James Baharat.
"I’d give a lot to camp outdoors again."
-- Martini.
"I prefer to be comfy as long as paying for lodgings doesn’t alert my parents to what I’ve been up to."--
Vulpix.
"I’d prefer to stay at home. I like to be comfy. But no inns. Not after last time."--
Warren Furr.
"Outdoors is more peaceful, if I can find the right sleeping spot."--
Winnie Furr.
Patchwork Empire
"An inn tends to have more people to prey on and fewer opportunities to see the stars."--
Pairaka.
Undergazette
"Depends how tight the money is, and how rough the neighbourhood."--
Krona Tailfeather.
"I sleep in the vents, and there are fewer vents outdoors. I choose the inn."
-- Lindie Asklepa.
"Outdoors is usually cheaper, although I guess I do have a salary now."--
Tito.
Yvette & her Handmaidens
"I’m not a very outdoorsy gal, so that one would cost extra."--
Yvette, the Courtesan.
"I didn’t put in this much work to sleep on the ground."--
Yvette Vixois.
"An inn tends to have more people to prey on and fewer opportunities to see the stars."
-- Pairaka.