YoCP Episode 8: Stop Flaunting Your Ass
"Finally!" Zeldine blurts as my two friends plop down on my couch after the ascent. "Those stairs will be the death of me!"
"You both oughta join me at the gym if you can't even scale three floors!" I laugh. "How do you think I keep this ass in shape?"
"That's unfair! Stop flaunting your stupid sexy gym ass! Ugh, there's gotta be easier ways to achieve that," Zeldine complains.
"Talking about asses, what are you gonna do about your brother?" Kass says, sobering up the conversation fast.
"Yeah, I mean, he just came to say hi, and you ran from him like he was gestapo!" Zeldine piles on.
"No, I..." I start waving my hands around, start feeling guilty, "Yeah... That was really dumb. I just... didn't expect him to be there. Him of all people." I turn a chair to sit on, facing the others. "I mean, I guess I'm happy to see him again. God knows I've thought about him every year..."
"You both oughta join me at the gym if you can't even scale three floors!" I laugh. "How do you think I keep this ass in shape?"
"That's unfair! Stop flaunting your stupid sexy gym ass! Ugh, there's gotta be easier ways to achieve that," Zeldine complains.
"Talking about asses, what are you gonna do about your brother?" Kass says, sobering up the conversation fast.
"Yeah, I mean, he just came to say hi, and you ran from him like he was gestapo!" Zeldine piles on.
"No, I..." I start waving my hands around, start feeling guilty, "Yeah... That was really dumb. I just... didn't expect him to be there. Him of all people." I turn a chair to sit on, facing the others. "I mean, I guess I'm happy to see him again. God knows I've thought about him every year..."
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