Humphrey Boswell
Humphrey was an executive, producer and manager at Euterpe Recording Company, and is known for “discovering” Worley Harper, (at the time his name was Harley Williamson,) for being the manager of Crushed Velvet and for murdering four of the band members and attempted murder of Harley. He is also responsible for putting the Ear Worm Virus on two of Crushed Velvet’s albums.
Humphrey? Oh, right... well... He was an okay manager, I suppose, but he had absolutely no taste in music. Also, he was awful toward Elliot, always putting him down.
– Harley Williamson
Mental characteristics
Gender Identity
Male
Sexuality
Mostly into women but sometimes hires catamites, with the knowledge and consent of his wife.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Discovered Worley Harper, back when he was a teenager and still used his original name, Harley Williamson. He put together the boy band Crushed Velvet and produced all three of their albums.
Failures & Embarrassments
Became infected with the Ear Worm Virus and was blackmailed by Demeter Jones, the creator of the virus, into putting the virus into all the tracks on the second and third albums of Crushed Velvet, and only then would Demeter administer the cure to him. When the authorities discovered that the second album contained the virus, Humphrey got desperate and in an ill-conceived attempt to hide his involvement he tried to murder all the members of Crushed Velvet, including his own nephew, Charlie Nash. Harley survived, and nearly took the fall, but the truth came out and Humphrey made a plea deal.
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Amelia Boswell – Wife, Clara and Tyra Boswell – Identical Twin Daughters, Margaret Nash – Sister, Joanna Nash – Sister-in-law, Charlie Nash – Nephew
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Life
2907 SE
2941 SE
34 years old
Circumstances of Death
Some claim that only his original body is dead and they “had his consciousness transferred to a completely different body” as part of a witness protection program.
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