goblins cannot be reasoned with [session 1] by Adria | World Anvil

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Sat 7th Aug 2021 01:19

goblins cannot be reasoned with [session 1]

by Adria

(prompt: what was the weirdest part of my day? (day you meet everyone else))
 
ya know, nudity isn't all that surprising to me. between all the little ones, summer, and *fun* i've seen my fair share of bodies. bugbear was new, but it was a brothel so not surprising. same with pierced dicks, though far less. /
 
all of that, all of these new people, not really weird overall. what was weird? everyone really seeming convinced they could reason with goblins. i've never met a goblin capable of or interested in, like, discussion. they tend to just, ya know, attack, ransack, etc. and i respect that, the kind of single minded focus they seem to have. it just sucks it's usually for like, evil.
 
also i need to not bite them in half. it's effective but getting the taste out of my mouth is hard. i need a drink, i can still kinda taste it.