♪ CORPORATE MAAAAAAN! ♪

What is that...?
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
NO!
It's... CORPORATE MAN!

CORPORATE MAN ENTERS

♪ Who's got the tie, and a suit so grand?
Who’s got the city in his helping hand?
Balancing numbers, with a powerful plan,
He’s not a myth, he's Corporate Man! ♪

♪ Corporate Man, Corporate Man,
Driving forward with his master plan.
Working hard, with blazing speed,
A hero born from corporate dreams! ♪

♪ He fights with spreadsheets, not with fists,
But with savvy business and economist wits!
Stocks and bonds are his biggest fans,
No problem too big for Corporate Man! ♪

♪ Corporate Man, Corporate Man,
Saving the day like no one else can.
From boardrooms to the trading floor,
Corporate Man, earning more! ♪

♪ So kids, remember to study and plan,
And you can be like Corporate Man!
Saving the world, one deal at a time,
Corporate Man, in his prime! ♪

PRODUCTIVITY POWER

♪ Who's that striding down the office aisle?
Busting sloth with style and smiles?
It's Corporate Man, with his power-tie,
Ready to make productivity fly! ♪

♪ Corporate Man, Corporate Man,
Booking meetings and firing Dan.
He fights the drag, gets things in gear,
With Corporate Man, there's nothing to fear! ♪

♪ With his laser pointer, he takes the lead,
Battling inefficiency with utmost speed.
In the war on laziness, he takes a stand,
None can idle with Corporate Man! ♪

♪ Corporate Man, Corporate Man,
Turning 'won't' into 'can'.
In the fight for deadlines, there's no compare,
With Corporate Man, yes we can! ♪

♪ So remember kids, keep your desk clean and span,
Emulate the ethos of Corporate Man!
Making the most of every day and night,
Corporate Man, all work no play! ♪

ODE TO OVERTIME!

♪ Who's that guy, when the sun has set,
Still at his desk, without regret?
It's Corporate Man, no need to rest,
For profit's sake, overtime's the best! ♪

♪ Corporate Man, Corporate Man,
Working late, like it ain't no thing.
From dawn to dusk, then starts again,
He's the king of the late-night plan!
Be like him - CORPORATE MAN! ♪

♪ His eyes on the screen, his fingers fly,
Underneath the fluorescent sky.
Overtime hours, he takes in stride,
With Corporate Man, do more overtime! ♪

♪ Corporate Man, Corporate Man,
Working hard, because he can.
With his Java strong and his mind so grand,
We all should be like Corporate Man! ♪

♪ So remember kids, the ideal man,
Work like the tireless Corporate Man!
With overtime, your dreams in sight,
Be like Corporate Man, he's dynamite! ♪

BASED ON A TRUE STORY* - BUY THE BOOK TODAY "THE LIFE OF CORPORATE MAN, FROM MINION TO MASTER"!

* And if you say otherwise, we'll sue the hell out of you

by Midjourney