S2: Fire & Angsitty

A jolly tale of fire and angsitty.

Absolute credit to Nathan Stringer for really getting into his character.

General Summary

I am Morbitz! I have Angzitty!   Me and my new mates have done our first day of work. We’re in a burner gang now… i’ve never been in a gang before! I have the biggest burner… well it’s toolbags but i made it fit on him.   I did not like sleeping in our crates. But I am sharing with DOC TOR VICE and FEDRAZ and the Jacket man are next to us. I’m happy they are not far away… but also happy they are not in my crate… FEDRAZ has strange plugs on him, he must run on those power things… poooweeer thiiiings… BAT TREES!! YES that’s them!   After we saw our new home, a dwarf- OH the ink ran… i spit ted on the skinny tree skin. Sorry! Where was I? Ah yes! The dwarf called erm… erm… Oh Doc Tor could say it! Furry? Fluffy? Brittle? Brittle Filthy muppet? Anyway it’s a stupid dwarf! He told us where we live and then he gave us to another stinky dwarf… DOC TOR VICE called him a Bewy Cat! Don’t like him. But he did put us in a gang. He asked us all for our special skills and even though we are so different he put us in the same gang. That made me happy. But i still wanna fry his beard with zappy wire!   After breakfast… i fooled all the other prisoners that i was the big bad troll… But it was just me in tool bags! HAHAHAHAHAHA! We went and got our burners. They twisted my nozzle and now mine shoots better and more far away!   We went to the edge of a forest and burned and burned! DOC TOR didn’t though he was choppin flowers! I put them in my tub!... didn’t know Toolbags had a tub! I then taped it up with some tape that i was saving for the thing! Didn’t know Toolbags had that too!   After we tubbed the chopped flowers FEDRAZ and me. I’m MORBITZ! We saw people in the trees, but then they were gone! So fast! I thought they were another gang, But the Jacket man said they live there. Everyone agreed with him… then i was sad because i had so much fun burning their home! BUT! BUT I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS THERE HOME! I would never burn a home on purpose!... Unless they was horrible! Like the dwarves that told us to do it!   I said “NO MORE FIRE!” and refused to burn anymore! So did Jacket man. But FEDRAZ still wanted to burn. But Toolbags and I told him he was not! He ignored us, so Toolbags put his big metal claw on his burner and i told him “NO!” He listened to me and Toolbags and his big metal claw!   DOC TOR said the trees and plants were alive and he shot fire above them BUT NOT ON THEM, he wouldn’t burn them anymore too! They are scared of the fire and opened the forest up! Then when we moved closer they shut the forest with wriggly green ropes! DOC TOR said they were Para- Purrus- Parry Sits! They were PARRY SITS and they were controlled by a big brain deep in the trees! Like me in Toolbags! So that means that I’m a PARRY SIT TOO! I let tiny parry sites live in me too! I’m their home!   We had food after this! Then we spoke to that damn dwarf, Bewy Cat! DOC TOR tried to tell him that the trees had a big brain and that he could help, but the stoopid dwarf wouldn’t listen! And he threw us back to work. So DOC TOR and FEDRAZ made a plan to make Bewy Cat even stoopider! I make things too! But i’ve never made a plan before… Not sure what a plan is… must be a human thing!   When we worked again we no longer burnt them home of the tree people! But we shot fire in the sky and just scared the green wriggly rope instead!   At night we went back to the crate that we live in… i left toolbags outside to stand guard! He doesn’t have a chair so he can’t sit guard! Otherwise he would!   DOC TOR cut open the flowers in the tub, they were bad flowers so i couldn’t touch them! But FEDRAZ said i could! I like DOC TOR better so i listen to him! NO BAD FLOWERS FOR MORBITZ!   He said they were normal flowers with no brains inside. I don’t know what he was expecting… maybe a little creature inside that makes them move? No that’s stoopid, something that a dwarf would think of!   The Jacket man didn’t trust Bewy Cat or anyone else so he took us to a bar! So he could watch people! FEDRAZ was speaking to DOC TOR about something when we walked to the bar...FEDRAZ said something about hacking into Bewy Cat’s zappy box… then he said that i wasn’t in toolbags!   DOC TOR asked if i was alright. I didn’t know i’d left Toolbags behind! I didn’t mean to! But I was ok! It was less scary with DOC TOR and FEDRAZ and the Jacket man… maybe he has a name too… But I can’t remember… But i know he has a jacket!   We went to a bar, it was loud and colours were everywhere! So many humans and elves and dwarves… and a gnome! She could fly on a disc. But it only worked at the bar. I wonder who made that. I want to make one too!   She gave me a drink of gold shiny stuff so i gulped it right down! Not a drop left! I could smell everything! Everyone moved so much faster and left colours behind them! Everything was spinning! Then i drank a red shiny one that i’m sure was fire! DOC TOR was eating red runny stuff, he said it was wine and that it shouldn’t be chewy but he was happy enough! FEDRAZ and the Jacket man were talking to some elves, they had blue hair… I asked them for some but they didn’t have any in my size!   A pretty elf tried to pick me up but i screamed and growled at her… Then she said she was called Melon… Mellow…   Mellow! And her friend said i was a door rabble! But i knew this!... but i still don’t know what it means. I told them i have Angzitty! And I am a Parry Sit because i control a brain! DOC TOR and Jacket man told them about the tree people and the weird pretty leader elf said she had a job for the Jacket man! But he wanted a gun…   They said they would help us if we help them. The elves kept twitching their eyes at us, especially FEDRAZ. I think it was his because of his plugs.   I passed out after a bit and woke up with a hot dark drink from DOC TOR. The Elves said they were free but i’m not sure how. They kept asking for our help and said they would help us. They didn’t tell us what the job was. But we agreed… i think we did. DOC TOR wanted a lab ratterey! Jacket man wanted a gun… AND i told them that Demand blue hair!   We left and they said they would contact us soon. They had really bad eye twitches! But i liked them!   We wait to hear from them. They told us to keep our heads down and don’t make waves… They don’t understand. I make things! That’s what i do! But i have to tell the truth… I’ve never made a wave… probably for the best. Yes, yes!   That’s all i have to say. I will say more soon. Bye Bye inky stick and skinny tree skin!   I AM MORBITZ! I HAVE ANGZITTY!   … I AM A PARRY SIT!

Rewards Granted

  • 10xp for session progress.
  • 5xp for writing a journal each
  • 5xp bonus to Nathan for writing this report

Character(s) interacted with

Blue Requiem

Campaign
A New Life on the Frontier
Protagonists
Ebbon Jackson
Ebbon Jackson
Species
Career
Human
Merc
B 2
A 3
I 2
C 2
W 2
P 2
Wounds 16/16
Strain 13/13
Soak 2
Defence M/R
Dr. Newton Weiss
Dr. Newton Weiss
Species
Career
Human
Doctor
B 2
A 2
I 4
C 2
W 2
P 2
Wounds 12/12
Strain 13/13
Soak 1
Defence M0/R0
Morbitz
Morbitz
Species
Career
Goblin
Scrapper
B 1
A 2
I 2
C 3
W 2
P 2
Wounds /11
Strain /14
Soak
Defence M/R0
Thedoras
Michael
Species
Career
Human
Chipper
B 2
A 2
I 3
C 2
W 2
P 2
Wounds 12/12
Strain 12/12
Soak 2
Defence M0/R0
Player Journals
Indentured work my arse by Thedoras
I am a Parry Sit! by Morbitz
Intelligence: A Study in Three Parts by Dr. Newton Weiss
Report Date
28 Jan 2019
Primary Location
Jadetown
Secondary Location
Jolly Rancor

Comments

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28 Jan, 2019 17:05

I absolutely love Morbitz. Since Kris told me about him I've caught myself muttering "I have angsitty" periodically. It's awesome to see someone able to get so in character and inspires me to do better at my own table.

28 Jan, 2019 17:10

At last, a clear and concise report on the happenings within the world of The Crucible. Without a doubt, this is the most accurate and unbiased explanation that we have received to date. Copies of this document will be forwarded to all field agents and they will be expected to match both the level of detail and the insightful analysis.

28 Jan, 2019 18:49

Brilliant! Thank you so very much for sharing this - excellent content and hilarious