Banner of Blood Opening Credits

It's finally time to for the

Nightmare Cow Level

to do something about the

SNAFU Posse!

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Within the morning twilight of Oatman Pass:

Male voice:

My instructions will be understood.

Female voice:

hsssssssssssssssssssss

Male voice:

The surviving townsfolk of Purgatory Gulch must be preserved!

sounds of plants cheering

Male voice:

Their resident Angelfire Apostle has exposed his nature too well.
The wretched enemy will immolate him in sheer numbers tonight.
Look at the sky:
Already they blot out the sun!

Scratchy high-pitched chorus:

Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

Male voice:

I must cement my control of the storm.
It is our best chance.

Female voice:

hhhhssssssss

Male voice:

You? You have no chance of dominating this power.
You are chaos.
You are a deceiver.
And you DID murder him, after all. The shade might recall.

{pause}

Male voice:

Go to the town.
Collect all survivors.
Scour the cavern beneath the school.
Carry all to my cavate.

Alive!

Consciousness is not mandatory.
Do you obey?

{pause}

Female voice:

hhhh

Male voice:

If the interlopers try to prevent you, those you may consume.

Female voice:

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Male voice, threatening:

Go!

Opening Credits: Banner of Blood

Definitely not the voice of Barry Campbell:

We pick up a mere ten minutes after we left off.

The SNAFU Posse hopes the beer wagon can keep twenty-three rescued captives -- some of them in mighty rough health -- rolling along behind Dagnabbit on grassy terrain.

Already the ground itself faintly trembles. North of here, between the wagon and Agoseris Barn, an almighty large herd of enraged cattle are on the move.

With every strike of their hooves, rosemary-scented ash plumes up to hang low in the morning sky.

Within the hour, this region will be as dark as if day never came.

How will the SNAFU Posse make it to high noon?

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Starring:

• Bruthazmus and the SNAFU Guild!
• Missing folk from Purgatory Gulch and the Bicchieri Caravan!
  
• The missing mayor!
  
• The absent inventor!
  
• An injured blacksmith!
• An exhausted captain!
  
• A maltreated caravan master!
  
not to mention
• Local farm hands!
• Assorted ranch hands!
• Trouble on the Hoof!
• Sheepsquatch!
• Blood-sucking Cabbages!
• Thorny Spite!
• A twisted tree!

Remember to keep an eye peeled for signs of

One Dangerous Outsider

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Time to let the GM know that you are ready to start the reel!