Session 26: Brothers in Arms

General Summary

Notes by Fizzywit Thimbledown
Jendriday, Fourthden, Wolf Moon, 751 AC, Le Carre Palace, Phelandria
  • We head to the palace
  • Princess is surprised to see us and goes off into the palace
  • We are led through the grand villa through grand staircase
    • We go up
    • People in livery running around doing things
    • Go down a hallway that is white marble and gold accents
  • Go into a fancy seating kind of room
    • Cushions and fancy furniture
    • Some blue and gold out of place
    • Short weaselly looking guy at the door asks for our names
  • Tells us to wait
    • There is nice music in the other room
    • Jazz piano
    • Waiters and waitresses with trays and goblets and whatnot
    • Ishta asks Alphonse that who the weasel-faced Human is
      • Ishta kind of knows some things
      • Members of the lion guard upstanding servants of the duchess
    • Wert tries to convert Alphonse
    • Ishta is trying to get wine
    • Wert prays for Alphones
  • Ishta gets yelled at for stepping away from the door
    • Told to wait to get announced
  • Some people walking around we are 20 feet away from the action
  • Nice to look at briefly
  • Ishta and Fizzywit chat about the style of the room
  • Farkhom thinks the room is pretty nice
  • Weasleface announced the Captain Alphonse
  • Duchess seems enthralled with who they are talking to
    • Far side of the room
    • Windows on the far side
    • The person walks away
  • Weasleface announces us
    • Poorly
  • Fizzywit acknowledges the doorman aka Weasleface
  • Head towards the Duchess
  • A person offers wine to everyone
    • Everyone but Fizzywit takes it
  • All the little conversations stop on our way there
  • Sitting on a cushion in front of her is a young man telling an amusing antidote
  • No where to sit on this side of the table
  • Ishta scans for escape route
  • Asks Alphonse if we have failed miserably
  • Annoyed her daughter is still in the production
  • Ishta flatters the Duchess
  • Farkhom mentions that there was an incident
    • We took care of it
    • Giving Alphone a hard time about it
    • Farkhom now points out they are dead
      • Wert “Transitioned”
    • Tell her about everything
  • She is not excited
  • In court at Eldarin
  • Wert suggests something about money
    • Its going poorly
    • Oh wait may be saving it…
    • Suggests that she has been very successful in life
  • She wants to know what we are going to do about this
  • Wert suggests that she needs some acting practice
    • The duchess is not pleased again
  • Wert suggests she will get over her desire to be in a theatre
    • She kind of goes for it
  • Wert says as a fellow parent
    • And is now lecturing her about being a parent
    • Then asks to pray with her
  • She is not excited about the praying
  • She really is being oddly kind
    • But also condescending
  • Ishta is upset
  • Asks Alphonse if she has talent
    • Alphonse says she has some talent
    • Wait now its tremendous talent and it should be supported
  • The carriage leaves the day after opening night
  • Ishta makes some joke
  • The guy next her asks if she should warn us about the Count d'Andor
    • There is a minor noble
    • Who is penniless
    • Suggests that her daughter is visiting the Count
  • We keep her away from the Count
  • Andor Family rules the 4th largest city in the Empire
    • People make jokes they have timber
    • Are frequently made fun of
    • Count recently died
      • Son is good looking and wealthy
  • Ishta asks to for passes to hang out in the castle
    • Not happening
  • Asks us not harm the count he is a guest at the estate
  • Arlin is talking about expanding their group (porters)
  • Wert kneels next to Arlin dross and introduces himself
    • Wert bonds with Arlin (the porter)
    • Wert asks if Arlin has opened his heart to Anderi
    • Arlin says he gives all the gods their due
  • Arlen says no to praying with Wert
    • Gives Wert a drink
    • He walks off with the Duchess
  • Wert asks Alphonse if he should good check where the Princess is
  • Porter asks for Ishta delivers a rolled scroll
    • Ishta looks unhappy
  • We head to the Periwinkle and go to the Foxtail
 
Landerday, Fourthden, Wolf Moon, 751 AC, Foxtail Theater, Market Table, Phelandria
  • Next day!
  • Ishta looks for the guide from before
    • Apparently Gaston is coming
      • To beat people
    • Looks for an Elynthi consulate
    • Some kind of ship came in recently
    • Guide is applying for citizenship
    • Ishta gets shady
  • Wert is nailing the stage
    • May go fix the stairs he messed up later
  • Hang out at the Bent Tankard
    • Quiet evening
  • We get the impression that they will do well
  • Ishta is confirming that we should make this succeed
  • We are talking about the plans
  • We send Farkhom to chat with Alphonse
    • He drags Ishta
  • Farkhom stumbles through asking Alphonse to help
    • Mentions us sabotaging
    • Alphonse says you do you with the other things
  • Farkhom crushed it
 
Chetriday, Fourthden, Wolf Moon, 751 AC, Foxtail Theater, Market Table, Phelandria
  • The crew bulks up the security of the theater
  • Asks if there is anything Alphonse and the team are doing anything to help out
    • Says he will try to get extra men for the performance
  • Ishta is trying to steal the directors notes
    • No understudies at all
  • Fizzywit forges a note that he should get some understudies
 
Zarduday, Fourthden, Wolf Moon, 751 AC, Foxtail Theater, Market Table, Phelandria
 
  • Several days go by and its Zarduday
  • Wild scene at the Bent Tankard
    • Balconies with floors and no railings
    • Ropes pulleys
  • No practice tomorrow
  • Ishta does some checking into something (seeeeeecret)
  • Door of the bent tankard opens up and in march a dozen young men slightly sauced
    • Arlin Ross is at the lead of the group
    • Tells us to turn that racket off and get a real bard
    • They are glowering over the top of us
  • Wert asks to pray with Arlin
  • Arlin wants to do a drinking game
    • Wert is not super interested
  • Ishta hides
  • Alphonse is here and drunk as well.
  • Ishta makes Arlin look like he is pissing himself
    • Arlin doesn't notice
  • Ishta nudges Alphonse and Alphonse says its not illegal to piss himself
    • Ishta is trying to goad Alphonse
  • One of the guys asks who the little guy is
    • Farkhom is not pleased
  • Farkhom is annoyed
    • And is yelling at the porters
  • Farkhom is now intimidating the porters
  • Farkhom points out that the officer is not on duty
  • Ishta does some taunting with thaumaturgy
  • Farkhom knocks his ale onto him
  • Farkhom is getting up in their faces
  • They leave
  • Yay Farkhom!
  • Ishta gets Farkhom another ale
 
Jendriday, Firstden, Planting Moon, 751 AC, Café Viridian, Market Table, Phelandria
 
  • Couple more days pass
  • We succeeded at turning a combat into a social encounter
  • 8 days before the production
  • There are no cushions but the balconies are nice
  • Rehearsal is nailing it
  • Follow them to the palace
  • No one gets out of the palanquin
  • Alphonse checks it out and can't find anyone in the palanquin
    • No princess in the palanquin
  • Alphonse “Better than a dead princess”
  • Alphonse searches the palanquin
    • Finds a note
  • Alphonse calls over the Rat Catchers
  • We look at the note
  • References Mirelle who we think has a restaurant near the theatre
  • We head to the restaurant all the way back
  • We look for some kind of cafe
  • Fizzywit goes and bribes the location of the place
  • Its McDoewls
    • Called Café Viridian
    • There is a woman standing at a podium that looks like she is literally stone
  • Ishta sends in the cat
  • Its very nice
  • Upscale clientele
  • Some people don't look like they belong and are armed
  • Ishta asks for the familiar to look around
  • Alphonse tries to get to the roof
    • Success!
    • Building is isolated
    • Lower than buildings around it
  • Wert casts aid on everyone
  • Fizzywit casts mage armor on themselves
  • Fizzywit heads to the front door
  • The rat finds a way in
  • C’est impossible I am walking right past them
  • Fizzywit get knocked across the square
    • Takes 20 damage
  • Wert gives him 18 points back
  • Alphonse lets Fizzywit
  • Fizzywit asks Ishta to find a name on the reservation
  • Alphonse prepares to enter the door on top of the building
  • The rat familiar and the cat familiar get into a fight
    • The rat is hit!
    • Chaos happens
    • People screaming
  • Ishta says they will need a ratcatchers guild in a second
  • Alphonse charges the door
    • Fails
  • Wert sees lots of legs
  • The rat battle continues
  • Alphonse tries the door again
    • Success!
  • Alphonse runs down the stairs into a kitchen
    • Women making pastries
    • And women with a tea kettle
  • Alphonse just misses them scalding water going everywhere
  • All kinds of fancy people standing on tables
  • Fizzywit tries to bluff their way into the restaurant
  • Wert tries vanish their rat
  • Farkhom
    • Notices the rat disappear
    • Prepares to smash a statue
  • Alphonse
    • Hears the princess
      • In a private booth
    • Bursts into the booth
    • Looks like a date
    • Ishta’s familiar attacks the spot the rat used to be
  • Fizzywit and Farkhom
    • Attempts to disengage past the statue
    • We head towards the room
  • Princess is in a room in a nice gown and well dressed
  • Wert
    • Looks in the windows of the cafe
    • See people on tables and Alphonse
    • Blur of movement
  • Somethings put a knife on the back of my neck
  • Fizzywit keeps moving
  • Gets stabbed
    • Fizzywit goes down
    • And gets tossed out
  • Ishta casts fog cloud in the building
  • Wert heals Fizzywit again
    • He us back up again
  • Farkhom grabs the princess and tries to head out the door
  • Alphonse
    • Gets out of the cafe
    • Sees the princess
  • We all chase Farkhom
  • We go to the theatre
    • Ishta breaks into the theatre
  • Alphonse is not pleased about us stealing the Princess
  • We are all headed inside
  • Farkhom refuses to drop the Princess
  • Alphonse tries to remove the Princess
  • Farkhom releases the Princess
  • Princess tries to hit Alphonse
  • Princess is upset
    • Threatens to get him fired
  • Farkhom says some of were hired to the protect the Princess
  • Princess is not happy about the whole thing
  • Farkhom is nailing it
    • Kind of…
  • Princess threatens all of us
  • Asks about not having fun
  • Upset about how the party is doing
  • Farkhom
    • We don't get paid if you die
    • “You just have to live”
  • Princess asks if we were sabotaging the production
    • Farkhom gets confusing
  • Fizzywit makes a joke about lumber
  • Wert tries to convince the princess that we are needed for the performance
  • Ishta looks like her mother using disguise self
  • Looks straight in her ‘mothers’ face who is wagging a finger at her