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Major John Jean-Jon
The Powerful Alchemist


A massive military officer with pale blue eyes, several gorgeous curls of blond hair, and a glorious mustache. His well-oiled bandolier is filled with various bottles and flasks. His military uniform remains pressed and pristine (when he wears it).


Campaign & Party

Played by
Ivan Zecat
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Tue 9th Feb 2021 10:31

Matt in a Blue Dress

by Major John Jean-Jon

01-23-2020: Game Thirty-Nine: Matt in a Blue Dress
 
There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away.
 
Korric took care of the freed dwarves, washing them and gently dressing their wounds: both physical and psychological. The other brothers crept into the mine, after a quick and dirty interrogation. They didn’t learn much of use. Tage quickly murdered one to scare the others. They did not get an accurate count of captives.
 
The dwarves set up a fusillade of crossbows to assault any escaping giants and the brothers worked their way into the mine. Within, their teams of hard working dwarves were digging for valuable ore and gemstones rather than the Electrum they generally worked on. As they moved through the tunnels they freed the slaves and workers as they passed them. Eventually they came to a pair of Giants.
 
The brother of the previous Head dwarf told them what had happened: Giants invaded and eventually talked Harlem into letting them deep into the mine. Apparently they had found some fancy stuff deep in the mines. Soon it, and the mines would be back in Brotherhood hands.
 
They led a series of Giants out of the cave, cutting them down with pincer surprise attacks. Was it Dwarf kicking day after all? The giants were led to believe thus. Having exhausted the giants within Earshot of the entrance, the brothers assembled two teams and surged down the hallways to lay into the Giants squatting in their mines.
 
Tage and Thy’lek cut down the ones guarding their path, While John, SwordPope, and Yuttosk rushed down their own pathway. Their familiarity with the layout helped them move with speed and purpose. Thy’lek didn’t stop from taking a sniff of a female dwarf at just the right time.
 
Strike Team Alpha spied an Ettin down their pathway, and made ready to do battle! Pope attempted to convince the Ettin he was in fact a small Giant. He was not successful. Yuttosk rushed in past him at the Ettin, his spear at the ready for a mighty assault. His righteous spear took it down in a single hit. The other Ettin nearby was quickly laid waste by a brutal combination attack from Yutosk and John Jean-Jon.
 
The brothers found themselves at a seemingly brand new tunnel. It seemed the dwarves had in the meantime built themselves a lovely office area.
 
The brothers gathered around the entrance to the Office and a series of Hill Giants came out to meet them.
 
John called out for Harlem to come forth and face his judgement. As it turned out, a three headed snake creature had come ahead of the giants, to ‘let him know it was okay’ for the Giants to take over the cave. Shortly, Harlem was headed to retrieve the ‘other bosses’. Soon the brothers would meet this multi-headed snake creature. Steve the Giant was above-average in testing, and on track to be a manager some day.
 
It seemed they could acquire a few giants as employees, or potential pseudo-brothers if the circumstances worked out right. Would they work out that way though? It was hard to say.
 
So when a three-headed snake creature appeared the brothers were more than a little amused. The snake creature was less than helpful, though Harlem suggested there was about 10 of them lurking in the mines. ‘Desssstro’ was eager to send the brothers away, but they were not having any of that. It seemed they were using the red crystals below for some reason. Desstro suggested the Bandolier brothers did not know what they had, He was right. John offered Steve a tincture of Decipher Languages so he could read the Deed, and he quelled the worries of the remaining Giants that they were in fact under the command and rule of the Bandolier Brothers. John popped a piece of Crimsonite ore in his mouth like candy to taunt the snake. The results were. . . interesting.
 
Dessstro indicated they (The snake people) were yet another set of invaders from another plane. Tage invoked the phone and asked Penelope if she was involved with the snakes and their mission on this plane. She indicated she was not. In fact she was on her way.
 
Apparently they believed the red stones were droplets of divine blood. . Their plan was to awaken their god with the droplets. Penelope was thoroughly amused by the snakes, and offered to stop them from teleporting away while the brothers went to town on the snake intruders in their mine. She was going to ‘enjoy the show’. It seemed the others were soon to be done with whatever it is they were doing.
 
Tage ‘became one with the shadows’ to get a better view of what awaited below them. He engaged in some heavy duty reconnaissance. Three Wizard snakes were lurking in a cavern. They danced closer and closer to each other, and something terrible: or perhaps wonderful was about to happen as they converged on the center of this arcane ritual. .
 
A pair of Fire Giants lurked below preparing their armour and weapons for a fight.
 
The brothers prepared to descend for the ‘hardest test they had faced in a while’ according to Penelope.
 
Hill Giants Murdered: 12
Ettins Murdered: 2
Dwarves Saved: 40
 

The major events and journals in John's history, from the beginning to today.

The World After

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. Five Years ago, our world lost its magic. Rituals and ancient sorceries which held things in check unraveled, and among those things: a pyramid arose from the black sands somewhere in the...

02:09 am - 29.01.2020

The Triangle of Terror

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. From the darkness: An inconspicuous fellow rolled into the room, Tagë made his presence known. Tagë: (Jeff) An inconspicuous fellow in a linen outfit, loosely thrown over quiet arm...

02:10 am - 29.01.2020

A Fist Full of Coppers

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The party moved to return to Hunter’s Dream, while the android skulked off for repairs and re-arming. Too much sand in the joints and moving parts. A group of would-be bandits decide...

06:31 pm - 29.01.2020

For a Few Coppers More

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. Tetrons beautiful lakes offered a bounty of seafood, which the Bandolier Brethren partook of once they arrived in the town. They found some lodging in the shoreside establishment: The Rus...

06:36 pm - 29.01.2020

The Good, The Bad, and the Saturday

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The ninja stepped out of the Shadows, and the dwarven statue suggested he beware the Green dragon. When asked where he was, a quiet burp smelling of booze was all the answer the group nee...

06:37 pm - 29.01.2020

The Quick and the Matt

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The Bandolier Brothers decided to prepare for the incursion of the final dwarven clan. Asking the Forever Stone for some information about the number of raiders, the answer was: Nine! The...

06:41 pm - 29.01.2020

A Bridge over the River Matt

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The Bandolier Brethren rolled back into the nearby city of Dusty Dunes where they were reunited with the Scouting Bandoliers Trainees. They indicated they had discovered a pair of Pyram...

04:55 am - 30.01.2020

Saving Private Matt

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The brothers rested to recover their strength after the battle to restore their strength. Meanwhile; Five Bandolier brethren, a halfling couple, their four children,Hug-Hug, Ilnig, The h...

04:59 am - 30.01.2020

The Thin Blue Matt

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The passage to the ship was relatively uneventful, and they salvaged all that they could from the ruins of the shattered boat. The Bandolier Bravo Brothers told the Alpha team about the a...

05:02 am - 30.01.2020

Apocalypse Matt

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The Alpha brethren departed the next day, with a full complement of supplies. In addition, the Sultan gave each brother a thoroughbred camel, 3 supply camels, 3 large tents (with poles [1...

05:08 am - 30.01.2020

Full Metal Matt

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. Tensions ease between the two groups, but how long would this peaceful calm last? Two days passed uneventfully, before the group arrived at a sandy outbuilding. Clearly a recent const...

05:10 am - 30.01.2020

True Matt

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The brothers had prepared their plan for descent. Tage inspected the sarcophagus, aiming for traps and secret doors. The empty sarcophagus had no body, no loot, no secret door. Thylek too...

06:31 am - 30.01.2020

Natural Born Matt

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The brothers took a much-deserved rest, keeping a set of watches (but nothing of note occurred during them) before climbing to the next level. This treacherous gallery of traps appeared t...

06:32 am - 30.01.2020

Four Matts

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. Tage sipped at some precious healing brew, and considered returning through the tunnel of the now dead gnome. The brothers explored further down a different tunnel, and found themselv...

06:34 am - 30.01.2020

Matt City

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The brothers collected the entrapped souls from the pyramid, they would go through the test of brotherhood and in time some would probably become brothers. They also collected the hig...

06:35 am - 30.01.2020

The Hateful Matt

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The brothers beat a hasty retreat from the Palace, returning to their new headquarters. Stepping out of the shadows, the android voiced his disapproval. He’d been busy laying the ground...

06:37 am - 30.01.2020

Matt Unchained

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The brothers gathered around the captive. Tage regaled them with a tale, of the time he had visited a local orphanage and granted a child the gift of darkness and caution. Would he be lea...

06:39 am - 30.01.2020

Rising Matt

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The members of the coalition were: (Human Hippogriff Rider) Ashuk Masani, (Dirty Drow) Dalerik Sinondrir, (Gnoll) Rhuivnez Woefoot, (Elf) Viscount Galan Quitris (Former Wizard), (Dwarf) H...

06:40 am - 30.01.2020

I Know Why the Caged Matt Sings

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The twin pronged assault went on. The quiet team met up with the Raucous team, and they prepared to delve deeper into the Palace of the Sultan under the control of the Gith. The broth...

06:42 am - 30.01.2020

Game Twenty-Two: Doctor Matt

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The Alpha Brothers sat around a table in their newly refurbished lair. They were discussing what to do now that they had truly secured the loyalty of the Sultan of Peshemi. They thought a...

04:43 pm - 09.02.2020

Game Twenty-Three: Matt Finger

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The brothers briefly regrouped, securing their new ally and asked for some guidance as to any other interlopers as of late. What strangeities would they find in these dusty halls, so long...

03:49 am - 23.02.2020

03-07-2020: Game Twenty-Four: Matt Royale

There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The brothers concluded that one of the points on the Gith map was more appealing than others. Rumors indicated that it was a pyramid constructed in honor of one known as Londrost. The...

03:44 am - 08.03.2020

Game Twenty-Six: The Matt Who Loved me

Game Twenty-Six: The Matt Who Loved me There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The road on the way to the inn of three tears led to a valley. The forest leaves glow a soft blue in the light of the setting sun. and a huge bui...

02:22 am - 05.04.2020

ThunderMatt

03-21-2020: Game Twenty-Five: ThunderMatt There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The brothers assembled on their interdimensional steeds, it was quite a spectacle, although Korrics steed was near-sighted and needed correcti...

10:14 am - 09.02.2021

Mrs. Mattfire

10-17-2020: Game Thirty-Six: Mrs. Mattfire There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. In search of a fabled blade, the Pope of Swords was creeping through the forest. Five Feet Six inches tall, a man with a fantastically lar...

10:24 am - 09.02.2021

Fiddler on the Matt

11-28-2020: Game Thirty-Seven: Fiddler on the Matt There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The wager was resolved with expedience. A watermelon merchant offered concessions to those attending the event. Bastard: (19,12, 0...

10:27 am - 09.02.2021

Fiddler on the Matt

01-23-2020: Game Thirty-Nine: Fiddler on the Matt There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. Korric took care of the freed dwarves, washing them and gently dressing their wounds: both physical and psychological. The other broth...

10:28 am - 09.02.2021

Matt Off

02-06-2021: Game Forty: Matt Off There was magic in this world once, but they stole it all away. The brothers were amused to see Koric return from his Dwarf watching duty, tired of kicking them around. The brothers had Steve go and inform the pair ...

10:30 am - 09.02.2021

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