Tales from the Cantina: Enemy Squared
Metaphysical / Paranormal event
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The Thelma and Louise of the Star Wars Universe have been picked out to handle a specific problem. May the Force help the problem....
Alliance and Confederacy fleets are having big "whip it out and threaten each other with it" contests over at the abandoned Neutral Zone.
There've been a lot of kidnappings, lately, sometimes entire ships.
Beskar Aran are getting to use all their newest tricks to try to keep security. Master Skywalker and the Emperor are off on a buddy trip.
In the Pavia System, having just delivered puzzleflowers and bantha weed to a Mentat colony on the world of Listoria in the far corner of the Cadriaan Province, the Mismatch picks up a distress call.
So many quotes, so little time ....
Vanya: Do I feel like I should be carrying an axe?
GM: You ALWAYS feel like you should be carrying an axe.
WookieeGunner: You always feel like you should be carrying a blaster.
Vanya: I've been carrying a blaster since before I was carrying a lightsaber.
Eleni: *I've* been carrying a blaster since I met Vanya!
{While discussing who will work weapons on the ship}
Eleni: So what are you good at?
Vanya: Finding Stormtroopers.
Eleni's player: ... glymph pie are round?!
the GM, cackling: I've been WAITING AND WAITING AND WAITING for one of you PCs to get that!
GM: So do you leave the safety of the shuttle, and go in the open door {into the giant obsidian monolith}?
Vanya: Ayup.
Eleni: Hooyaaah.
GM: Yeager is rubbing off on you!
Related Location
Pavia System
Related timelines & articles
Pavia System
Tapani Imperium (article)
Shards of Honor (article)
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