Pimble B. Plunder's Feedary
"Welcome to Pimble B. Plunder's, where the best plunder you'll find is a fresh, hot meal! Take a seat and we'll be right with you!"
All the Friendly Faces
Nestled between what looks like a dishevelled building and what one can only assume is some kind of entertainment venue by the raucous laughter and general noise that's able to be heard from several buildings away, sits the lovely building of Pimble B. Plunder's Feedary. As a rather modest establishment, it looks no different from many taverns around the Eight Lands for the most part, however it does bear one particularly notable difference; a large wooden relief that pictures a rather comical caricature of the infamously terrible pirate, Pimble B. Plunder. The interior is nothing that fancy, dozens of tables and booths to sit at, each neatly arranged across the beaten stone floor to be non-intrusive to other patrons of their establishment and with plenty of room for waiters and waitresses to get about their tables with relative ease. Each table is covered with ship canvas, painted with a cruder version of the relief on the exterior of the building. The bar in the center of the restaurant is in the shape of a simple oval, giving plenty of room for people who wish to sit there and drink for a while, as well as making it easy for the bartenders to move about. Originally built and owned by Pimble B. Plunder himself, after his rather unsuccessful pirating career came to a close when his last ship got stolen from him by its crew, it is now run by his descendants, Trimble, Thimble, and Thomas. Each of them manage a specific aspect of the restaurant, with Trimble running the kitchen, Thimble running the front of the house, and Thomas running the administration side. Alongside Trimble in the kitchen, their head chef, a tetevini called Wendolin Wayfinder brings a certain magical spice to their recipes, giving them broader tastes and richer flavours.The People Behind the Faces
There are many stories about Pimble B. Plunder's Feedary, some of which have been confirmed by Pimble's descendants while others have been left to the annals of history. One such story is that of Pimble stealing the longest running and safest ship in the Eight Lands, Patrick. Many people dismiss it as utter nonsense, as no one has ever managed to steal Patrick, however there is some truth to the story. When Pimble was a young sailor, before he became a pirate, he crewed on Patrick for three seasons. At one point, during a rather intense storm, the captain was washed overboard and Pimble happened to be the closest to the wheel, so he grabbed it to prevent the currents from forcing the ship in the wrong direction. Two days later, the captain was recovered, somehow alive, but for a few hours no one bothered to remove Pimble from the helm due to the danger of the storms. The only theft of Patrick in history was then tossed under the rug and left to be nothing but a story for Pimble to tell to drunken patrons of bars during his pirating career.- Halfbread and a bowl of the day's soup
- Turkey leg with a side of corn and squash
- Waybread toast, slathered in bacon and squeezed tomatos
- The Displaced Special, with beef and vegetable options
- Fruit salad with tomato
- The Immensely Tall Sandwich
- Wendolin's Woe, order at your own peril
- Cider; apple, orange, beetroot, and honey varieties
- Beer; dark or light varieties
- Juice; apple, orange, beetroot, honeysuckle, mango, or coconut varieties
Sounds like the perfect establishment to have a rest and enjoy some great stories! I wonder, do customers or others confuse the descendants because their names are ridiculously similar? Honestly, that would be a blast but I digress. :P Keep up the good work! :D
Probably not after a while, but definitely when you first meet them!