LeechSpeech

Written by Ademal

LeechSpeech is the dizzying slanguage spoken by the Net-Leeches of the Jupiter Syndicate, though as a broad concept it has been adopted universally.

I hearsawn Sho Barzun got natched for a bump of Slap.
Started shufflin' buckets 'till him own got kicked. Roses, Sho.

(Translation)

— LeechSpeech Speaker

A Language of Insults

In most LeechSpeech conversation it is considered arrogant, aloof, and rude to not pepper your speech with derogatory comments and insults. The more creative the insult, the more it shows that you care about the person to put forth that level of effort.

Living Language

Like all slanguages it is a living language, constantly evolving and changing as trends make certain words popular or unpopular.
It can be considered as much an art-form or a game as it is a language. Speakers are constantly trying to push the envelope by making up new words—to bank on the short-lived social esteem garnered by being the ones to have their words adopted and used. New derivatives of old words emerge, explode, and become old-news in a single night.

Skullin 'em urches for rails inna stedbox in SoufSy ain't no kiddie job.

(Translation)

— LeechSpeech Speaker

It is one of the most storied slanguages in Ethnis, as it is thought to have a lineage tracing all the way back to 21st century earth, with 13375p33k, evolving through Deadsyd, and several iterations of chatspeak since before becoming LeechSpeech.

Geographical Distribution

LeechSpeech originates from the Jupiter Syndicate but is used in some form wherever there are internet communities or artists.

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Common Female Names

Jane (Human), Sane (Saza), or Vane (Verin) are names for fellow NetLeeches.

Common Male Names

Joe (Human), Sho (Saza), or Vo (Verin) are names for fellow NetLeeches.

Common Unisex Names

Syndie, as a derogatory name for other JS members who aren't NetLeeches.