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First Rule of parrying incoming vehicular blasts: DO NOT

by Jedi Knight VN Ysadora





Episode 3.08: Kanter's War, Chapter 19


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| Nov 9, 2022


Deep below the desert pirate base, the heroes find themselves with unexpected allies among a base of enemies, and possibly on the wrong side of a Droid Rebellion!






 

Pay close attention, my Padawan.


 

The first rule of using lightsabers to block incoming blaster fire on a vehiclular scale is this:


 
Do not!

 

 

We're clear on that?

Great!


 

Now, the second rule is, "Do what I say. Not what I do."


 

(Actually that's more Ben's rule. I borrowed it when the twins left the toddler stage.)


 

In your case … It might be survivable, yes, that's hypothetically possible. Depends on your position. Depends on the vehicular weapon. Depends on, oh, air temperature. Fluctuations in the Force around you. Timing. Angles. Whether you have a useful place to redirect the blast. Aperture diameter.


If you have to try it, if it's "parry laser cannon beams" or "get vaporized", maximize the chaff between you and the weapon. Minimize the amount of time your lightsabers spend in contact with the beam. Use obtuse angles of deflection only.


Put most of your effort into being where the blast will not be.


- Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker

Atunda, 11 Kelona, 12721




Satunda

18 Helona

12731

 
I may not be good at "diplomacy", but I do fit the historical notion of "Jedi General" okay. Let's see if these Dark Trooper AT-STs will buy into that!

If they do, I need a Better Offer to make them.

Introducing them to the B'omarr Order seems like a bad idea all around.

Definitely "no" on anything Catholic-adjacent.

I wonder if they could adapt to the Shalent attitude toward life?

 

 
Who put a trap door in this sandy rotunda?!?

 

 
Okay so!

The sandy rotunda is the top of the exhaust space for the ancient reactor for the original crashed ship.

These new Future Shalent have several interesting bits of gear equipped, including bubble shield generators.

The Future Shalent:

  • DT-997

  • DT-775

  • DT-468

  • designator not yet provided, busy working with Davish


 

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