Ruggedly athletic Druid protecting Nature. If chins could kill, he'd be a walking danger zone. Character portrait created by Chip Malinowski using City of Heroes.

Age: 27
Date of Birth: Jesse does not know his birthday. His father never celebrated it.
Gender: Male, very
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown, short
Skin Tone/Pigmentation: Brown, tanned
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 240 lbs

Appearance

Physical Description

Human male, 6'1" tall, 240 lbs,. He is athletic, muscular, ruggedly handsome, and carries himself like a personal sports trainer.

Body Features

He obviously spends a lot of time working out.

Facial Features

Brown hair & eyes, keeps his hair and whiskers very short

Identifying Characteristics

He has no tattoos, piercings, nor any other body decorations.

Apparel & Accessories

His basic style is brown leather and exposed muscle.

Specialized Equipment

Boots of the Cat (land on your feet taking minimum damage from any fall). Jesse has been wearing these but hasn't taken a fall lately.

Druid's Vestment (over armor, one extra Wild Shape per day). Jesse has been wearing this as a kilt. He dons the vestment like a bathrobe, ties on a belt, and then pulls the top off of his shoulders and lets it hang down the back. (I assume it doesn't have sleeves.) In order to get the benefit, he has to be wearing it after he has used up his two innate Wild Shapes per day.

Pending GM Approval: Wooden Lamellar Armor (based on the Japanese design of hard bamboo sewn onto supple leather) I would like to lampshade the glaring flaw that Jesse shows a lot of skin yet has 4 points of armor. I would like to say that Jesse bought a magical Armored Vest that gives all the benefits and liabilities of wearing Wooden Lamellar Armor, but it can be donned and doffed much faster. Some magical armor smith passing through Aquitaine thought everybody would love it, but everybody thought it looked dumb, compared to Bracers of Armor+4, which can be worn in addition to real armor, or worn by mages. Except Jesse loved it.

Druidic Alchemist's Atlatl (hurls potions, clubs heads) and Splash Weapons (in belt pouches, Acid, Alchemist Fire, Tanglefoot.) Jesse stored these under the bench seat of the beer wagon. He will pull them out when he runs out of spells (like tonight) or if we have to fight in a barn with flammable hay everywhere (like tonight).

Shortly after midnight edged into Grolm 9th, 575, Jesse noticed a single bald cypress seed (a tiny, beige little thing that looks kind of like a deformed shelled walnut) tucked inside the band around the crown of his hat. This is a suspended spell, loaned to him by the Naiad of Arjory Pond after she was impressed by the young druid:

one single casting of the druidic spell Blazing Rainbow

Although it was cast at 12th level, once Jesse triggers it, despite costing him no Spell Points at all, it will operate within the limits of a 6th level caster's work: if used as a bow, it will fire six times; if used to form a bridge, it will stretch up to 60 feet long and last for up to six minutes, plus give Jesse's allies a boost or Jesse's enemies a penalty equal to Jesse's Wisdom bonus in regard to bridge use.

The spell must be used up before winter 578.

Mentality

Personal history

Synopsis: He gave up the magical life for oneness with nature, and never looked back.

Intellectual Characteristics

Perhaps having roots in Jesse's upbringing, he is a very attentive listener. His normal human empathy is finely honed from dealing with his stoic father his whole life. He closely reads people like books, the same as he does to animals and plants. To him a conversation is give-and-take whether he is telling a tale, or listening to one. To him a person's emotions and body language are as important as words, (and books can never equal a live speaker.)
Jesse feels a genuine love for all living things, so what townspeople take for an extroverted personality is really a desire to communicate more deeply than most. It is not that life alone in the wild makes him crave conversation with townsfolk; on the contrary, he is engaged in just as much conversation with the flora and fauna as any tavern bard in town is with patrons.However, Jesse does have those times when he needs to back off from the bustling world and listen to his own wants and goals and needs.

Morality & Philosophy

Jesse sees any situation as a growing organism, and prefers to use subtle prods to make things develop as he prefers.

If a natural area (or town) has a responsible guardian (druid or otherwise), then Jesse respects the guardian's authority, unless the guardian is shown to love power more than responsibility..

person.sexuality

100% Hetero. Jesse would gladly engage in casual sex with someone who shares a genuine mutual attraction, but he does not encounter such a person often. Women in the big city of Aquitaine whom he met were either fully absorbed by their careers, or believed that sex only should occur after a commitment, or believed that casual sex is fine as long as they were getting paid. All of those attitudes were a turn-off to Jesse's simple viewpoint.

The situation hasn't arisen as to what Jesse might do or consent to do in Wild Shape animal form.

person.gender_identity

100% Male

Known Languages

Common, Kayam (Druids), Aptupian (Sylvan Creatures), ~~Elvish~~ ((replace with either Fa'lain or Coirili as player prefers!))

Personality

Motivation

Jesse is going for True Neutral, but leans toward Good.He likes to see all living things prosper and not suffer, but predators and prey need to balance each other or they both suffer in the long run.

Hygiene

He prefers to eat only what can be eaten without killing aplant or animal, but it can't be entirely ignored that MotherNature made some plants and animals pretty darn tasty. Heexercises for stamina and strength every second day, andmakes sure to eat a healthy druidic diet whenever possible.

He bathes more than most, using herbal soaps he makes from ashes and fats and herbs.

Jesse the Druid can Wild-Shape into a Grizzly Bear.

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The Druid, Jesse "Bee Friend" conversing with a few friends in the woods, Xifeng the Hawk, and Rowtag the Owl..

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The Druid, Jesse "Bee Friend" conversing with a few friends in the woods.

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Jesse defends our caravan by hurling magic potions with his Druidic Alchemist's Atlatl.

(He carries a longbow on his back when he's in territory where people like Rangers better than Druids.
People just assume.)

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Jesse defends our caravan by hurling magic potions with his Druidic Alchemist's Atlatl.

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One...
last...
spell-point.

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Jesse Devonshire summons Obsidian and Onyx, a pair of Giant War Ducks, to defend us.

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Grolm 13th, 578

20210911 The Loose Ends

by Jesse Devonshire

I looked all over but couldn't find Master Farvald Kerner's little seed. He always leaves one behind when he dies. I sent a few messages to Bruthasmus in case he found it. (He found it last time.) Miro had the idea to plant the seed in holy ground and water it with holy water, and maybe he will grow back a little good, or neutral, or at least less evil this time. My speed-growing his seed last time didn't help him much at all.

Still, he will be glad to hear I succeeded with his "let's kick all the demons out of Sarsaparilla Ranch" plan. Or extraplanar creatures, or whatever you want to call them. Those Ministry Scholars, they have another word for EVERYTHING. I have half a mind to ride down to the south end of Warden Road and find the Ministry's Scholarly Alchemist Building, or school or whatever, and tell them what loose cannons they are.

Wrong Way keeps reminding me that that will have to wait. I have too many responsibilities now.

I need to save the Cavate. Figure out who is still living there. Plant some mycorrhizal mushrooms. Bring some pollenating insects. It needs a non-hostage-based water supply, too.

And that Lone Pine just outside the cavate, it needs a source of water too.

I need to check out that weird kind of rock and make sure it is not bad for plants or evil or anything.

I need to check in with the SNAFU Posse at the guild house regularly to see if they are doing alright with their quests and plans.

I need to attend the regular Druidic Council meetings on the holy days. And I need to pay more attention when I do show up. There are a lot of skills I need to sharpen to handle situations like MFK and Ministry Alchemists. I'll bet some Druid besides myself has heard of them.

And I need to check in on Purgatory Gulch as it repopulates. Make sure the animals left behind have caretakers in whatever farmers and ranchers come back. And starting now, every farm is a ranch, and every ranch is a farm.

But I'm not the only one with responsibilities.

The former residents of Purgatory Gulch are having a trial for Lucky, who was one of the surviving instigators of the whole mess of playing both sides, the Ranchers and Farmers, against each other progressively worse each year for TOO LONG.

If I find any time, I have an idea that I could do some experimenting in the "Port of Alchemy" in Aquitaine. Rent some workbench time. I'll bet of all people, I could make a lotion or potion that gives me thick skin like Dagnabbit when I'm not Wild Shaping myself. And there was that other old idea I had, "Jesse's Farm Boy Feet", a lotion that will make your feet as tough as if you were wearing moccasins. I'll bet that would be popular if I made a big batch of it. It might work on hands too.

Lots of ideas. But I only get one day at a time.

Jesse's Journal Ordered oldest to newest

20200411 Purgatory Gulch
17 Apr 2020 05:46:07

20200425 Don't Stop that Stage Coach!
09 May 2020 08:55:03

20200509 Focus on everything at once
23 May 2020 08:32:05

20200704 Fireworks! Both a goddess and a woman.
21 Jul 2020 07:13:48

20200718 Ok, I have a type.
21 Jul 2020 09:40:42

20200727 Mapping the Whippetal Ranch
29 Jul 2020 11:10:43

20200801 Nightmare at Agoseris Ranch
02 Aug 2020 07:40:04

20200101 Jesse's Ancient History
03 Aug 2020 10:08:10

20200815 Animal versus Vegetable
18 Aug 2020 09:35:04

20200912 Love Birds in a Hurricane
26 Sep 2020 08:52:43

20200926 Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Butternut Squash Soup
08 Oct 2020 03:06:22

20201024 Crash with the Titans
27 Oct 2020 04:11:06

20201108 Pale Rider. Pale Ale. Coincidence? I think not.
11 Nov 2020 03:05:34

20201121 Evil Seed went to pot.
05 Dec 2020 07:07:19

20210102 War and Peace, and Tense Negotiations
10th of Grolm 578 ED

20210116 How to Undo HellCows?
Grolm 11, 578

20210131 Finding hostages under every rock
Grolm 12, 578

20210213 Storming Sarsaparilla
13th of Grolm, 578

20210207 BLAM!! Ouch!
Grolm 13th, 578

20210327 Arguably-Evil Plant Army to the Rescue!
Grolm 13th, 578

20210410 Udder Meyhem
Grolm 13th, 578

20210424 Could be worse, could be indoors
Grolm 13th, 578

20210508 Wrapping Everything Up
19 May 2021 05:18:20

20210619 Megafauna Are Us
Grolm 13th, 578

20210717 Smashing Good Time
Grolm 13th, 578

20210814 Mark your calendar. I put on a shirt.
Grolm 13th, 578

20210828 Big Finish
Grolm 13th, 578

20210911 The Loose Ends
Grolm 13th, 578

The major events and journals in Jesse's history, from the beginning to today.

Oh, here's an interesting one: The Amulet of Natural Armor. For a Druid wearing one, if he wild-shaped into an animal with high natural armor, the amulet would disappear, giving him the same AC in either form if he planned it out just right. Or, he could remove the amulet before shifting as long as his new form could wear it. Also it depends on whether the amulet magically changes size to fit any wearer. https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/a-b/amulet-of-natural-armor

05:23 pm - 22.06.2022

Jesse's Magic Item Wish List (while training for 7th Level) https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-of-sacred-mistletoe (immune to Entangle, would work on our Rangers at 7th level too) https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-of-animal-friendship https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/r-z/vest-all-tools (maybe reduced in power to Alchemical Tools Only) Maybe https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/a-b/belt-equestrian (+4 Riding Skill) https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/a-b/band-holly-wreath (Goodberries & +1 effective Level Plant Spells) https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/a-b/bracers-of-armor https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-of-protection https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/a-b/amulet-of-natural-armor https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/a-b/beast-bond-brand (Share with WW, cast personal spells from 30'range on familiar) https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/m-p/polymorphic-pouch (Bag of Holding for shapeshifters, always accessible) Alchemy: https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/m-p/nightdrops (low light vision 1 hr per dose) While in Dagnabbit Wild Shape: https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/h-l/horseshoes-of-speed or maybe https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/h-l/horseshoes-of-crushing-blows This one is just funny, a frog helm that shoots a tongue 20 feet to pull an object or person to you. https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/h-l/helm-batrachian

08:32 pm - 17.06.2022

20210911 The Loose Ends
I looked all over but couldn't find Master Farvald Kerner's little seed. He always leaves one behind when he dies. I sent a few messages to Bruthasmus in case he found it. (He found it last time.) Miro had the idea to plant the seed in holy ground and...
09:24 pm - 11.09.2021

20210828 Big Finish
I said we'd make short work of all those demons possessing the cows, and I was... exaggerating a little. Eventually, we, the SNAFU Posse got the job done to make the world safer for Ranchers and Farmers alike. And both of them took a massive beating f...
08:27 pm - 11.09.2021

Compañeros part 5

05:04 pm - 29.08.2021

Compañeros part 5

08:48 pm - 28.08.2021

20210814 Mark your calendar. I put on a shirt.
Ok, so, remember I had used the skills I learned at the Druidic Gathering last year to transform my shape into that of a large beast, my recent friend, Dagnabbit. He's like, something like a wooly rhinoceros, so I was BIG at this point. Well I smelled...
01:38 am - 23.08.2021

Compañeros part 4

03:34 pm - 15.08.2021

Compañeros part 4

08:58 pm - 14.08.2021

20210717 Smashing Good Time
Again, head down, horns out, charge, a little to the left of Bruthasmus this time. (That last time was sad when I hit all my teammates accidentally.) Wrong Way says I should maybe run curves around instead of charging through the middle of the dogpile w...
06:00 am - 29.07.2021

Compañeros part 3

04:15 am - 18.07.2021

Compañeros part 3

08:33 pm - 17.07.2021

20210619 Megafauna Are Us
Well, I didn't make quick work of the remnants. And we didn't all live happily ever after... ...yet. But it does feel good to be a Dagnabbit. What is a Dagnabbit? Some kind of megafauna beast of burden that the Orcish tribes ...
09:18 pm - 20.06.2021

Compañeros part 2

04:32 am - 20.06.2021

Compañeros part 2

08:28 pm - 19.06.2021

20210508 Wrapping Everything Up
Now it's all the downhill slide, I'm certain. Just tying up the loose ends now that the head of the Demonic forces is stuck permanently in a genie bottle and MFK is somewhere banishing his evil forces from the ranch forever. Hopefully his ritual works f...
05:18 pm - 19.05.2021

Compañeros

06:32 am - 09.05.2021

Compañeros

08:54 pm - 08.05.2021

20210424 Could be worse, could be indoors
Where was I? Lee Chung had the boss thing in the bottle and the wax was solid and holding. Remember the Hell-Woolie I bolted with Brother Lightning? He was still in a fighting mood. Long story short, I know, too late, Lee Chung, Wrong Way, three Oat...
11:16 pm - 03.05.2021

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly part 4

04:03 am - 25.04.2021

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly part 4

08:42 pm - 24.04.2021

20210410 Udder Meyhem
Ok, so Methurgh, the demon prince of the hell cows, or whatever title he gets, was down. One hell-sheep was defending his unconscious body, which by "defending" I mean attacking anybody who came by. I called my Oatman Crawler friends (large poisonous sc...
11:39 pm - 16.04.2021

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly part 3

04:21 am - 11.04.2021

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly part 3

09:11 pm - 10.04.2021

20210327 Arguably-Evil Plant Army to the Rescue!
So, I asked Mother Nature to grow all the plants in the area into one huge thicket (with clear spots only where the non-flying members of the SNAFU Posse needed to go, of course). It worked! With a Bonus! I hadn't thought about Bruthazmus carrying t...
09:01 pm - 05.04.2021

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly part 2

06:19 am - 28.03.2021

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly part 2

08:50 pm - 27.03.2021

20210207 Ouch!
So I left my magical Boots of the Catfall and my nice western hat back on the ground closer to the magical portal. It's not like I can't live without clothing, just that I should remember where I left them. ...
11:02 pm - 04.03.2021

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

05:07 am - 28.02.2021

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

10:08 pm - 27.02.2021

Riders of the Whistling Skull part 3

11:18 pm - 14.02.2021

20210213 Storming Sarsaparilla
We all had different ideas of what to do to prepare ourselves for the final fight. There will still be many injuries to heal and many loose ends to tie afterward, and animals and plants that will die if left unable to take care of themselves, and a ver...
05:19 am - 14.02.2021

Riders of the Whistling Skull part 3

09:42 pm - 13.02.2021

20210131 Finding hostages under every rock
Two nights in a row of good sleep is a record. I should write that down in my journal. I can't remember when was the last time I got that. Tonight is not looking that great, stuck in an alchemist's magical hut that apparently can move if you turn the w...
09:50 pm - 01.02.2021

Riders of the Whistling Skull part 2

06:22 am - 31.01.2021

Riders of the Whistling Skull part 2

10:00 pm - 30.01.2021

20210116 How to Undo HellCows?
Now we just need to undo the HellCows and prevent it from ever happening again. That's all. We haven't uncovered the whole truth, but we got two half-truths. Now we just need to add them together. First off, Topiary Rex does not do what you tell h...
09:51 pm - 19.01.2021

Riders of the Whistling Skull

01:40 am - 17.01.2021

Riders of the Whistling Skull

10:08 pm - 16.01.2021

20210102 War and Peace, and Tense Negotiations
War and Peace...
04:31 pm - 04.01.2021

The Devil's Backbone

07:25 am - 03.01.2021

The Devil's Backbone

09:59 pm - 02.01.2021

20201121 Evil Seed went to pot.
So I was trying to get the deed to Sasparilla Ranch and get Princess to sign it over to me like Master Farvald Kerner wanted. It was like the first thing he ever asked of me, and that project hasn't made any progress yet, like none. I just... I lead a b...
01:57 am - 05.12.2020

Pale Rider part 2

05:02 am - 22.11.2020

Pale Rider part 2

10:19 pm - 21.11.2020

20201108 Pale Rider. Pale Ale. Coincidence? I think not.
We were surrounded by three score of BriarSeed Children. I figured the BriarSeed Children came here to gather water for the nursery off to the east. They did not do that. I roused them with my enthusiasm, that they could do the thankless task joyfu...
03:35 am - 10.11.2020

Pale Rider

03:10 am - 08.11.2020

Pale Rider

09:53 pm - 07.11.2020

20201024 Crash with the Titans
Best day of being heavily cursed ever! Everybody insisted that I get holy beeswax in my ears and get my hands tied in case I wig out from SA's old bindey cursey thingy. Wrong Way is as reliable as ever. I know he's worried about me, but I haven't ...
04:11 am - 27.10.2020

The Quick and the Dead

04:37 am - 25.10.2020

The Quick and the Dead

08:32 pm - 24.10.2020

20200926 Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Butternut Squash Soup
Well, we busted our way out of the trap holding Miss Melinda the Pliskey Alchemist. And I managed to hang onto the Alchemical Apparatus she had built, so I expect I will see her again when she wants it back. That's just about the only thing I managed ...
07:38 pm - 07.10.2020

Chapter 10: Find a Place to Die

05:38 am - 27.09.2020

Chapter 10: Find a Place to Die

08:58 pm - 26.09.2020

20200912 Love Birds in a Hurricane
Scaevola Aemula and I got together again, and Wrong Way too. Glad to see him. I hardly got any time to talk about her to him, nor him to her for that matter. There's no time; this situation has been growing (or rotting) for so long that we need some s...
08:52 pm - 26.09.2020

The Relentless Five

05:37 am - 13.09.2020

The Relentless Five

08:49 pm - 12.09.2020

20200815 Animal versus Vegetable
Dagnabbit hauled the beerwagon as fast as he could with 27 people loaded into it. The legions of hell-bovines behind us developed their charge into a full stampede, with only animal fury, with only one goal - to stomp us flat. It began to appear that ...
07:33 pm - 18.08.2020

Jesse the Druid can Wild-Shape into a Grizzly Bear. [This animated GIF was made by Chip using HeroForge, WinMorph, and GIMP.]

05:51 pm - 18.08.2020

Ruko Just Wanna Have Fun!

05:37 am - 16.08.2020

Ruko Just Wanna Have Fun!

08:55 pm - 15.08.2020

The Druid, Jesse "Bee Friend" conversing with a few friends in the woods, Xifeng the Hawk, and Rowtag the Owl.. [This image was made for free at HeroForge.com. You can also buy miniatures of your creations and 3D models for printing at home.]

04:56 pm - 13.08.2020

Jesse defends our caravan by hurling magic potions with his Druidic Alchemist's Atlatl. (He carries a longbow on his back when he's in territory where people like Rangers better than Druids. People just assume.) [This image was made for free at HeroForge.com. You can also buy miniatures of your creations and 3D models for printing at home.]

04:50 pm - 13.08.2020

One... last... spell-point. [This image was made for free at HeroForge.com. You can also buy miniatures of your creations and 3D models for printing at home.]

04:44 pm - 13.08.2020

Jesse and friends are calling for a rain storm to grow the crops. [This image was made for free at HeroForge.com. You can also buy miniatures of your creations and 3D models for printing at home.]

04:37 pm - 13.08.2020

20200801 Nightmare at Agoseris Ranch
The Agoseris Ranch was absorbed into the Whippetal Ranch some years ago apparently. Whatever evil showered upon Whippetal thouroughly drenched Agoseris. But we didn't realize that until after we had thrown open the barn door. And then it was too late t...
03:45 pm - 02.08.2020

Rawhide and Reasons

05:41 am - 02.08.2020

Rawhide and Reasons

08:50 pm - 01.08.2020

20200727 Mapping the Whippetal Ranch
[Other players' characters used without permission under the "Rule of Funny"; it's ok if it's funny.] [Image of Tawny Owl GNU Free Documentation License: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Strix_aluco_3_%28Martin_Mecnarowski%2...
07:31 pm - 27.07.2020

20200101 Jesse's Ancient History
Jesse was raised by an elderly alchemist in Ath Katla, Amn. From his earliest memories, he quaffed potions and practiced exercises and nutritional diets to make him grow up big and strong, knowledge of which came from an ancient book his alleged father sa...
04:48 am - 27.07.2020

True Grit

03:44 am - 19.07.2020

Ok, I have a type.
Where to begin?...
03:43 am - 19.07.2020

20200704 Fireworks! Both a goddess and a woman.
She's like a Naiad, a Treant, a Dryad, and a Goddess all rolled up into one!...
09:16 pm - 18.07.2020

True Grit

08:58 pm - 18.07.2020

Crossfire Trail

04:16 am - 21.06.2020

Crossfire Trail

08:47 pm - 20.06.2020

The Shadow Riders

04:54 am - 24.05.2020

The Shadow Riders

09:15 pm - 23.05.2020

The Shadow Riders preview

09:14 pm - 23.05.2020

20200509 Focus on everything at once
We found a collection of receipts inside the old classic "scry-proof box". Miss Melinda Nakamori and ... Oh, and somebody had gathered a "sympathetic magic collection" of nearly everybody in town. And somebody else wants it, badly. An alchemist coul...
08:32 pm - 23.05.2020

A Stranger in Town (the SEQUEL)

04:35 am - 10.05.2020

A Stranger in Town (the SEQUEL)

09:19 pm - 09.05.2020

20200425 Don't Stop that Stage Coach!
Now Ranchers and Farmers notoriously argue about the proper uses of land and fences... and of course water. Nyads typically have something to say about the latter too. Without a strong King on the throne to make people stick to decisions on the aforeme...
08:42 pm - 09.05.2020

Welcome to Purgatory

06:02 am - 26.04.2020

Welcome to Purgatory

09:10 pm - 25.04.2020

Jesse Devonshire summons Obsidian and Onyx, a pair of Giant War Ducks, to defend us.

05:51 am - 17.04.2020

20200411 Purgatory Gulch
Around the Freecity of Aquitaine, a hurricane rained for days and days. Yes, an inland hurricane most unnatural. Someone is interfering with the weather. This must not be. Sherriff Balor provided a paddy wagon and another horse-drawn cart to help re...
05:40 am - 17.04.2020

Receding Floodwaters

05:03 am - 12.04.2020

Receding Floodwaters

09:16 pm - 11.04.2020

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The Bows of Purgatory Gulch Campaign

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20210911 The Loose Ends

Jesse's Journal Ordered oldest to newest

20210828 Big Finish I said we'd make short work of all those demons possessing the cows, and I was... exaggerating a little. Eventually, we, the SNAFU Posse got the job done to make the world safer for Ranchers and Farmers alike. And both of them took a massive beating f... 08:27 pm - 11.09.2021

20210619 Megafauna Are Us Well, I didn't make quick work of the remnants. And we didn't all live happily ever after... ...yet. But it does feel good to be a Dagnabbit. What is a Dagnabbit? Some kind of megafauna beast of burden that the Orcish tribes ... 09:18 pm - 20.06.2021

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