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Campaign & Party

Satunda, 13 Melona, 12731T

20240323 Tolla Archive Library Station, Part A

by KitKat the Mentat

We arrived at the Tolla Archive Library Station, orbiting the serene world of Bunduki, (a planet in the Pacanth Reach in the Outer Rim, homeworld of an order of scholars called the Sedja). We planned to deposit Commissar Celestime with the nearest member of the Grand Archive to learn what the Sith have been doing in the 4000 years since she was last awake.
 
Our lack of communication with our compatriots continued to be uncanny silence, but we did get news reports of a more general nature. "Reaver bombs" were appearing and causing chaos in Chalcedon's system, not just the home world. These were shipments of Reavers which popped open to cause mayhem. All of our compatriots had been missing for the same two weeks that we had been at our secretive location doing our secretive stuff. Notably, Lady Kerplokken had been taken by So'Zen.
 
That, we could process. Vanya had a Palatrium, matching the one So'Zen had on him. Ordinarily, these communication devices would work fine, but there was some unusual interference. She gave it to me to give it a thorough Mentat-scan and fix it. I noticed it used an unknown (to me) type of power source, perpetually charged. When not being used it appeared to recharge via absorbing ambient energy. Subjectively, one could call it a "crystal ball" for its shape and refraction characteristics.
 
Upon concentrating on the interior of the Palatrium, I saw what appeared to be the Chalcedon system, complete with the green tear in hyperspace. The space inside the sphere seemed to zoom in on the location I requested, so I called for the Chancellor, who would be interested in communicating with us. Alas, the Chancellor of Chalcedon did not own a Palatrium, so I was unable to make that connection.
 
Focusing on Vanya's issue, the fact that she was unable at the moment to establish a communication connection with So'Zen, who owned another Palatrium. To investigate the stoppage, I used The Math.
 
Since that did not work, and as a secondary objective, (one vital to the safety of almost all known life forms in the universe), I concentrated on the astrogation coordinates for the rotating temple in an attempt to find Yeager Lexics, hoping to heft the Sun Spear upon him to put it out of more violent hands, (which of course is a relative term). I saw Reavers ships. I saw a grey spear-shaped ship of the Sisters of Battle. Again, it appeared that Yeager's lack of a personal Palatrium prevented any closer examination nor communication, however much the operating system attempted to retrieve the information I requested.
 
Vanya mentioned that the Palatrium technology is similar to Infinity Gates. That gave me an off-the-wall thought. I tried the astrogation coordinates of the hyperspace RIFT at Chalcedon, with the ionic energy drifting out of it. The image in the Palatrium swayed and zoomed into the rift. I saw many objects... asteroids? There was a world planet deep inside the rift and a rag tag fleet of fighter ships captured in time. I recognized tie fighter, x-wings, z95, etc. Interestingly, the nebula was still moving but the fleet appeared frozen in time.
 
There was one ship with familiar racing stripes. Without losing concentration on the location I had found, I tried to use my datapad to request its ship ID transponder code. Not getting was I requested, I tried to locate it, which resulted in coordinates of a nebula cloud beyond the rim in another galaxy. Interesting.
 
I told Vanya that something unknown to the Palatrium's operating system was interfering. I asked Almon (with all his recent research into Sith artifacts) for any theories. He knew of a Sith alchemist who had found acceptably destructive results experimenting with a "force scream" at high energy combined with >200microdoses of chaos (destructive chaos which cost them a life) with just a dash of hyperdrive radiation provided by an interdictor field.
 
So we tried the next obvious step. We attempted to use Almon's pet project portable inductor field combined with Vanya's "Positive Force" connection with So'Zen to empower the Palatrium to overcome the unknown source of interference.
 
That got some results.
 
Vanya projected herself to a Mon Calamari-style ship, with an odd hum unlike the hums to be expected from engines and life support. She traveled to the cockpit and saw Captain Koleen. She was not moving, frozen in time, reaching for the console. Held in stasis by ... The Force? "I've met her. Something happened." The Force felt altered, caught, not flowing, frozen, held, waiting. Or, perhaps not stopped but only flowing very very slowly.
 
Vanya, in her meditative pose, invited me to join her in the Math. I acquiesced. Suddenly I was standing in the same ship. I mentioned, "I hate to state the obvious, but this is no library. " This was not at all the Library in which I had expected to find So'Zen.
 
Per our usual strategy, we split up and focused on our own category of problem to solve. Starting with some amateur mental astrogation, I found I could not find the star emitting the light around the ship. There appeared to be a lot of ionic gas free roaming the system.
 
Suddenly Vanya whisked me away to another small ship nearby in the fleet. Finally we found someone besides ourselves immune to the time-stretching effect. Earol Vondromos could speak to us. He explained that they had crashed an empty freighter into an interdictor ring while a ship was making the jump to hyperspace, using the old strategy of creating a strong Defense through utilizing a cataclysmic Offense. It met with their requirement to clear the area of certain offending parties (the Katana Fleet and their Reaver Bomb manufacturing system however, the wave propagated through space and hit The Rift.
 
Vondromos had theories that the result was a manifestation of chaos, a wormhole many directions interacting with the intent of those who journey through, a local collapse of hyperspace which caught this fleet between our universe and hyperspace. He theorized we could use our Palatrium as a power source. (Remember, Infinity Gates work on a similar technology. Vondromos produced a lens like the one General Vance Kerplokken owned which let him see "Forcey things" and gave it to Vanya and left us. (The lenses did seem to be lacking something individually, like one of a pair of spectacles.)
 
Based on his theories, I formulated a plan. Vanya took us to Koleen, using a type of locomotion she clearly had practiced a bit. We told the Captain she could repair some of the damage to the universe. She could not hear us. We told her she could rescue the entire fleet from its predicament. She could not hear us. We told her we needed her to steal a whole fleet of ships. She heard that part. She said OK eventually. Vanya pressed, and Koleen emerged from the stasis.
 
In no time, astrologically speaking, Koleen categorized the ships by age and speed to activate their individual hyperdrives and enlarge the hyperdrives focus to include the space around them, (a sort of a warp-bubble) perfectly synchronized to produce hyperspace bubbles in phase (including the tie fighter Kerplokken was piloting without its own hyperdrive) while Vanya and I focused the Palatrium to provide its energy to aim us at Chalcedon. It was, you know, what Mentats call: a simple plan.
 
It occurred to me that I needed to publish a paper on hyperspace catastrophes and how to fix them.
 
We awoke some time later, back in our own space and time.
 
We found this library from which Almon had not yet been banned. This station was very old, as in first republic. The Grand Archive Organization built this one as a piece of art, slightly different from each other Library station. Commissar Celestime insisted on having "her Jedi" ready to negotiate if necessary as she initiates her visit. We left our conventional weapons behind.
 
A tall thin human met us, with his book-star insignia, Librarian Reth Crotu. Vanya introduced the Commissar and her concerns (1) to share her knowledge (and religious faith(Sith)), and (2) to learn what has happened while she slept. We handed over the case containing her physical positronic matrix while her visual body walked along. It seemed the handoff would be uneventful.
 
Then there was an earthquake. on a space station.
 
A docking tug, a blocky bulldog of a ship was headbutting the station, its grappling arms seemed to be deliberately attacking. The library initiates in their monk robes attempted to hack into it and gain control. I reached out into the Math and commanded the tug's main engine to shut down. Vanya reached out into the Force and held the structural walls and columns to help the initiates in the docking bay tube to keep their atmosphere. The Lt. (on Vanya's suggestion) opened the emergency escape route door to allow the initiates to escape the docking area in time. I assisted an initiate to strike the tug with another remote-controlled tug so that it missed the Sun Spear and the station. Then, given more time, he got ahold of it. We reviewed the logs to determine what had gone wrong with the tug.
 
Meanwhile, Vanya discovered a recently murdered Trandoshan, (a hearty race) with a Meat Cleaver Sized Hole in his chest. I wondered if the tug was a distraction to allow the murder to go unnoticed.
 
At Vanya's request, I searched the security/maintenance video records and found a human-shaped shadow which leapt from one piece of debris to another, with obvious fore-knowledge that the docking tube would be reduced to pieces. Or (less likely) an extremely dexterous person who is astonished by no catastrophe of any size.
 
This Trandoshan was soon identified. He was bringing a rare book to be copied and studied in the library. It was a holocron holobook, "The Treatise of Inner Alchemy" by early tony tech augers. It reputedly contained meditation techniques in life extension and super healing, and how to integrate one's body with technology.
 
Almon and I submitted a software update for the tugs to prevent the same hack from happening again while Vanya asked permission for us to do so from the head Librarian.
Also, Vanya searched for the Eborean parasites in the crew and patrons. She found that Initiate Challa Zanulla showed signs of having had memories erased (headache when thinking of the time preceding the excitement.)
 
It was beginning to appear that this book theft had been planned by someone willing to stop at nothing to acquire it, not even murder.

KitKat's Journal Ordered oldest to newest

  1. 20211009 Stopping Almon's 30,000 year plan
    26-5-12731 or Atunda, 26 Nelona, 12731
  2. 20211023 Planetside
    Atunda, 26 Nelona, 12731 -- month 5, day 26
  3. 20211106 I am your Singing Telegram!
    26-5-12731 or Atunda, 26 Nelona, 12731
  4. 20211120 Lady Kerplokin's House
    Datunda, 29 Nelona, 12731
  5. 20211218 The Enemy of my Frenemy
    Datunda, 29 Nelona, 12731
  6. 20220101 Buried Secrets Uncovered
    Datunda, 29 Nelona, 12731
  7. 20220115 Farmers don't make good Gladiators
    Datunda, 29 Nelona, 12731
  8. 20220129 Evil lair under the sea
    Datunda, 29 Nelona, 12731
  9. 20220212 Valentines are for Thermal Detonator Lovers
    Datunda, 29 Nelona, 12731
  10. 20220326 Free Chausid Station
    30-5-12731
  11. 20220409 Expensive Chausid Station
    30-5-12731
  12. 20220423 Discount Chausid Station
    30-5-12731
  13. 20220507 Two weeks Later
    30-5-12731
  14. 20220521 Oh, boy, What's next?
    Atunda, 6 Helona, 12731 T = 127131:06:06 RR
  15. 20220604 Skulls of nice guys?
    Atunda, 6 Helona, 12731
  16. 20220618 Every Droid goes to Heaven
    Atunda, 6 Helona, 12731
  17. 20220730 Sometimes the Bad Guys aren't the Worst Guys
    Atunda, 6 Helona, 12731
  18. 20220813 Mentats Aplenty
    Grolm 13th, 578
  19. 20220910 Pants too Tight
    Atunda, 6 Helona, 12731
  20. 20220924 Back to Basic (Training)
    Satunda, 18 Helona, 12731
  21. 20221008 Picking Up Ivan
    Satunda, 18 Helona, 12731
  22. 20221022 Maybe Butler Was Right
    Satunda, 18 Helona, 12731
  23. 2-weeks later... it gets worse
    Datunda, 29 Helona, 12731
  24. 20230128 A New Hopefulness
    Datunda, 04 Melona, 12731T
  25. 20230225 Strategic (Violent) Withdrawal
    Datunda, 04 Melona, 12731
  26. 20230603 Crimson Rescue, part 1
    Atunda, 10 Helona, 12731
  27. 20230729 Crimson Rescue, part B
    Atunda, 10 Helona, 12731
  28. 20230923 Crimson Rescue, Part Deux
    Atunda, 10 Helona, 12731
  29. 20231104 Crimson Rescue, Part I
    Natunda, 10 Melona, 12731
  30. 20240217 Crimson Rescue, V2.0, The End of the Trilogy
    Natunda, 10 Melona, 12731
  31. 20240323 Tolla Archive Library Station, Part A
    Satunda, 13 Melona, 12731T

The major events and journals in KitKat's history, from the beginning to today.

20211009 Stopping Almon's 30,000 year plan

Stardate 26-5-12731 or Atunda, 26 Nelona, 12731 Berka shared much info on the locals at Chalcedon. When we jumped out of hyperspace, we found a combat above the planet between a Bloodsmith Raider Nebulon A class Frigate, dropping many dropships to t...

10:10 pm - 09.10.2021

20211023 Planetside

Atunda, 26 Nelona, 12731 -- month 5, day 26 ...

09:34 pm - 23.10.2021

20211106 I am your Singing Telegram!

Fortunately for me, the deadly giant biomechanical insect left me to search for the new capitol building which it appeared to consider to be the location of its new hive, unfortunately for anyone alive in the building. I calculated that, although they ...

11:12 pm - 06.11.2021

20211120 Lady Kerplokin's House

After tea and some interesting meetings with the Jedi and Knights, we visited Lady Kerplokin's house. ...

10:18 pm - 20.11.2021

20211218 The Enemy of my Frenemy

The Tilles pirate clan chose that moment to attack the VorBaize Estate, which gave us all better things to do than negotiate peace versus the peace of the grave. ...

01:09 am - 19.12.2021

20220101

Erin Vor(?) Baize may be the bastard heir to the Countship of Vorrutyer. Chancelor Kanter needs to know this in deciding how public to go with her alliance with this guy. ...

10:59 pm - 01.01.2022

20220115 Farmers don't make good Gladiators

I received a message back from X saying that the gladioator games had been moved to Decrypting the ancient flimsies from 175 years ago, I learned that Vanya, mentioned shea had learned that this attach by Clan Tilles pirates was a distraction for Ba...

11:45 pm - 15.01.2022

20220129 Evil lair under the sea

The hidden lair had an air intake just hidden in the fog, but pollutant concentrations pointed to a waste disposal port at the bottom of the "sea" of the Needle Forest. On the way to land, we noticed marine-like life forms floating buoyantly in the soupy...

12:47 am - 30.01.2022

20220212 Valentines are for Thermal Detonator Lovers

General Vance Kerplokin finished off the offensive little man, this time making sure he didn't get back up again. A computerized voice said, "Detonation in One Minute, Forty Seconds." Through the maintenance workstation, I viewed the hostages, mostl...

11:38 pm - 12.02.2022

20220326 Free Chausid Station

We flew across the desert to Chausid Station, finding it swamped under an electronic jamming screen of Mentat design. The jamming device focused mostly on the Chamber Hall which served as the center of government, stopping it from sending orders as well ...

10:47 pm - 26.03.2022

20220409 Saving Chausid Station

Saving a city can be so complicated sometimes....

10:11 pm - 09.04.2022

20220409 Saving Chausid Station

Saving a city can be so complicated sometimes....

10:12 pm - 09.04.2022

20220409 Saving Chausid Station

Saving a city can be so complicated sometimes....

10:13 pm - 09.04.2022

20220423 Discount Chausid Station

As the Killian Pirates entered the streets in increasing numbers,...

10:21 pm - 23.04.2022

20220507 Two weeks Later

After saving Chausid Station, ...

12:21 am - 08.05.2022

20220521 Oh, boy, What's next?

After handily ending the operations of the killer droids, we found other exits to the room. ...

09:46 pm - 21.05.2022

20220604 Skulls of nice guys?

So'Zen picked a green kyber crystal. That seemed to be an uncatastrophic choice. The only repercussion seemed to be a strange cold-white light eminating from the eye sockets of the skulls and seemed to scan each of us. A message appeared on the wal...

09:35 pm - 04.06.2022

20220618 Every Droid goes to Heaven

Beginning my first day as an Aw'akeen Bionaut Impersonator, I thought things were going quite well. My new friends, the TRM-1000 Droids, shared a mutual dislike of the literally brainless zombie B'omaar monks that I and the Jedi shared. The last tim...

10:42 pm - 18.06.2022

20220730 Sometimes the Bad Guys aren't the Worst Guys

In the B'Omaar Monks' Deep Thought Chamber, (complete with blue crystals glowing with ghostly faces, B'Omaar Monks with their brains implanted in BT-16 spider droids, and B'Omaar monks in human form wearing armor to protect them from the plasma flames in ...

11:21 pm - 30.07.2022

20220813 Mentats Aplenty

We found the three Concord may be all T'leilaxu Twisted Mentats. I taught the monks how to shield their minds from the control of the Concord. The Concord were behind an absorptive force shield. A plasma light behind them burst into loud flame befor...

10:26 pm - 13.08.2022

20220910 Pants too Tight

Sith Devastator Armor is not very roomy. ...

10:05 pm - 10.09.2022

20220924 Back to Basic (Training)

Ten days of basic training with the Clone Troopers helped me tremendously, for certain loose definitions of the word, "helped". ...

10:14 pm - 24.09.2022

20221008 Picking Up Ivan

augh......

09:29 pm - 08.10.2022

20221022 Maybe Butler Was Right

With goals to rescue Ivan, split up the strange teaming of the Killian and Tilles pirate clans with Crimson Nova bounty hunters, and put a stop to the supply of tremendously powerful weapons that they have been developing, I had a bit of work ahead of me....

10:22 pm - 22.10.2022

2-weeks later...

abc...

10:22 pm - 19.11.2022

20230128 A New Hopefulness

My new protege, Almon D'Joy, and I set out......

10:36 pm - 28.01.2023

20230603 Crimson Rescue, part 1

In our mission to rescue the surviving Crimson Knights, Almon, Chaplain Vanya, Davish, and myself in the Night Sparrow, came out of hyperspace near Yonbiss, seeing a brief pause in hostilities between two space forces. Orbiting the outer moon of Yonbis...

06:42 pm - 14.06.2023

20240323 Tolla Archive Library Station, Part A

We arrived at the Tolla Archive Library Station, orbiting the serene world of Bunduki, (a planet in the Pacanth Reach in the Outer Rim, homeworld of an order of scholars called the Sedja). We planned to deposit Commissar Celestime with the nearest membe...

05:40 am - 20.04.2024

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