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Bruthazmus Kele

Nodin Bugbear
6-Level Ranger

Rugged, broad-shouldered bugbear man who, on the advice - or pestering - from an elven ranger, took up the mantle of a forest warden. Now, he works as a ranger, helping wanderers not be quite as lost.


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C. B. Ash

Hi! I'm CB Ash - also known as Kummer Wolfe. To be fair, I spend my days going in several directions at once from software architect, inventor, and UX designer to science fiction and fantasy writer, Game Master, and worldbuilder on World Anvil!   In short, I'm a creative storyteller!   As you might guess, the day job is the long-time software architect / ux designer/inventor part. The rest is the 'night job'.   Aside from that, I'm working on a few stories and RPG settings, one of which is in my world 'Summerdark', another in Tales of Justice, Hoist the Colors, and some serial fiction in Windtracer! (and quite a few more!)   Beyond that, I'm either working on one of my github projects or web component architecture.   ... and I wouldn't turn down a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/cbash   ... and feel free to stop by my Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/cb_ash)!   And some words of wisdom that I re-read from time to time...  

What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.

— Jane Goodall
 
The main rule of writing is that if you do it with enough assurance and confidence, you’re allowed to do whatever you like. (That may be a rule for life as well as for writing. But it’s definitely true for writing.)

So write your story as it needs to be written. Write it honestly, and tell it as best you can. I’m not sure that there are any other rules. Not ones that matter.

— Neil Gaiman
 
 

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Grolm 13, 578

Bad Day for a Bad Cow... hand...

by Bruthazmus Kele

The hell hand had gotten free of me. Scrambling out, he got a few steps away, saying that Rowtag and I weren't on his list of targets ... right now. I got the message, I was making it onto his list. He also said something about "between him and his ghost". Was he haunted? Not sure. I didn't want to bother Yathue, she was resting.
 
There was a demon in that Hell Hand and it was riding him hard. We needed to rip that demon out... somehow. I asked Jessie for a rose wafer but he was out. So was Sephia. Lee? He was nowhere to be seen.
 
Looks like I had to do this the hard way.
 
Bracing my stance and Rowtag bracing his on my shoulder, I let the hell hand know where I stood. I told that demon it was time it was time to get outta town ... or drink honey. My hand flew down in the fastest draw I'd ever made. In one motion, I yanked that jar of holy honey out and charged the Hell Hand. He cut loose with a hex bolt that I took in the chest... but I kept going.
 
Landing on the man, I slammed him to the ground, telling the demon to get the hell out. It was right then that Yathue appeared, pointing frantically to her holy symbol. Of course! It might could get the demon out! Holding the man down, I told Rowtag to grab the holy symbol. He did.
 
I set the jar aside as Rowtag dropped the symbol of Dkar Po into my hand. At that point, I just kept talking to the demon. Telling it that it was time to get the hell out of town... one way or the other. The instant slapped the holy symbol against the man's chest there was an instant reaction. He shook, trying to yell as smoke poured out his ears. The same reaction when the Hesters took the rose wafers.
 
It was the demon.
 
Calling out to Jessie to grab a bottle, I held on. Jessie found two from my pack and put them to the hell hand's ears to catch the demon. Meanwhile his dire bee was warming up with some wax to seal the demon in. All we had to do was hold on. Once gone, we'll get the man some healing and I'll apologize.
 
After a few seconds, Jessie had the demon bottled. The horns on the hell hand, the former hell hand, started cracking and falling off. It was a damn good thing the man was out cold otherwise, he'd feel that. He had taken a beating from me. I pulled out my kit and set to binding his wounds. Hopefully, this will get him stable.
 
Looking around, there didn't seem to be much left. Jessie suggested we catching up with the rest. Right then I get a magical message in a bottle... an ominous one about if he dies that I promise to release the dead stormborn in Morodar. Too many problems at a time. First, I needed to get this ranch hand to someplace to heal. Second, track down the others - specifically Miro - and find out what's gone wrong.
 
We headed south across the mess of weeds and growth Jessie kicked up and found some gray slime. Nothing alive just... gray slime. No idea where it came from or really what it was. Jessie grabbed rocks and other things to make a path we could walk on. That helped since I was carrying the unconscious ranch hand. There was some yelling off to the north but nothing that seemed bad. It was more cheering than anything else. Not something to deal with now. Jessie and I kept moving.
 
Close to the barn, we found Miro and two more hands. Justice and Mystery Mullins. The Mullins had yet to be cured of their demon problem. Miro had promised them I could take care of it...mostly through getting Yathue to do it. I wasn't sure about how Miro was phrasing that, it made me a little uncomfortable. But I probably could use her holy symbol again. Probably with the staff, too. I did at least learn the name of the ranch hand I had clobbered. It was Faith Harrol. I had to get Faith to someplace to rest.
 
Before the Mullins ran off to deal with a scared sheep, probably demon-possessed, I told them I'll come back to help them. I hoped I wouldn't have to fight them. That blast from Faith hurt like hell.
 
The cat in the barn? It turned out to be a rendercoon. Damn rendercoon. At least it wasn't demon possessed. I took it as a positive. Once I tucked Faith in the barn, next to Ranger Horn actually, I talked the rendercoon into leaving the barn. Mostly by explaining the hell cows were gone. At least they looked gone to me. In any case, that rendercoon ran out of the barn. Which should make Chef, a young goblin lady, really anyone in the barn happy. That animal looked to have a mean streak a mile wide.
 
My chest hurt. That hex bolt burned bad. I knew I had to do something about it soon.
 
Outside the barn, Jessie waved us over. He had a couple of bottles we could use for the demon trapping. Mystery pointed out the sheep. Yep, demon possessed and ticked off. Jessie and the others kept shooting at it, I ambushed it and slapped Yathue's symbol against the sheep. The demon instantly started pouring out.
 
But the demon in Mystery took her all the way over and unloaded against Justice Mullins at that moment. Thinking back, it made sense. The demon was watching me do that and knew it was next. As the demon left the sheep, it shrank back to what it should be. A sheep. Scared but a sheep. Jessie raced off back to the others. A fight had broken out with Mystery and Justice wasn't far behind.
 
Talking softly to it, I quickly stripped the armor off the sheep to get it feeling back to 'normal'. But the problems hadn't solved themselves. It looked like a stand off with the Mullins. Giving the sheep a pet or two, I slipped off and charged the Mullins. Slamming into them from behind, I held them down while Yathue did her work. Jessie caught the demons that boiled out.
 
I was exhausted. In pain and exhausted. But there was more work to do.
 
The Mullins I escorted to the barn. They could get their head together and check on Faith. I got some of the rollups Chef had been making, then stepped out of the barn to look for more hell hands or this Ghost person. I found no sign after looking around the barn. At least I had time to bandage up that burn from the hex blast.
 
At the barn I found Lee Chung trying to move the abyssal weapons, which were aggravating some curse he had caught. I tried to figure a way to move them, but Yathue shooed me away. I gave the others some idea how to move them and agreed with Miro. They needed to be tossed into volcano.
 
That left Ghost. I searched the bunkhouse with Miro. He showed me where he left Ghost, or what he thought was Ghost. I found sign of everything but her. Where ever she was, she wasn't here. Jesse helped Chica, Princess and the others back to the bunkhouse. We stayed there for the night. It was some rest. Enough to keep going the next day.
 
There was a lot of rebuilding to do, both with the ranches and farms.
 
After that? I needed to take Yathue back home. Then get me home.

Bruthazmus's Journal Ordered oldest to newest

The major events and journals in Bruthazmus's history, from the beginning to today.

A Storm and a Half

The storm was like a punch to the jaw, almost blowing the gray off Aquitaine's stone walls. Everyone took part and pitched in to keep things bolted down. It mostly worked and our little Stormborn halfling did the most keeping the lightning off most thi...

05:01 am - 12.04.2020

A Little Bit of Deductifyin'

Grune 7, 578 The town was so calm, I wanted to check for a pulse. Heading into the General Store, we met the mayor who also worked at the General Store. A human named Jaeke Blaze. Talkative and friendly. Which helped. Feathers and I headed in and s...

06:02 am - 26.04.2020

Yonderin' About Town

Afternoon of Grolm 7, 578 ... After wrangling a herd of devil-possessed cows, it turns out the real work was waiting to bubble up. The driver and guard of the mail coach were busy sorting out the mail - though not too busy to offer up a round of dri...

04:22 am - 10.05.2020

Giving 'em the Ol' Run Around

Evening of Grolm 7, 578 ... Don't know where we're going but there's no use in bein' late. My idea, such as it was, to check in on the aminals on Branby farm then maybe collect the others to wander north to have a talk with the dryad had a whole bu...

04:32 am - 24.05.2020

Riding the Dark Trail

I had a bad feeling about this. We made it to the Tarntaise Farm by 2 am. Homesteads, from my view, take on the sense of the people living there. Almost taking on a life their own. The Tarntaise Farm wasn't any exception. Now? It felt tired. Spent. Lik...

11:25 pm - 20.06.2020

Showdown in Purgatory Gulch

Running down a lich takes planning, supplies, and a little luck. The way I saw it we had some of the first, needed more of the second, and I hope enough of the third. So we headed to town to take care of the supplies. ...

09:31 pm - 18.07.2020

Caught between a Hoof and a Hard Place

We made our deal with a plant-devil, and so rode out make good on it. I just hope it wasn't to pay the Butcher's bill....

09:05 pm - 01.08.2020

Rough Riding!

To date, we’d fought undead-like plant and riled up a whole heard of a thousand demon possessed cattle that started to chase us. I have to admit… I really do think that at that moment, driving a beer wagon chock full of freed prisoners to Purgatory Gu...

08:52 pm - 15.08.2020

Overstaying our welcome

Grolm 9, 578 At least I think its the 9th. Might be the 10th. At this point, I don’t recall, so I’m going with the 9th until someone tells me otherwise. We’ve heading for Arjory Pond and hopefully won’t make a pain of ourselves to the dryad who...

11:59 pm - 27.09.2020

Rocky Road to Reflection

It seemed like a good idea at the time. Famous last words, I suppose. This is the first time in a day, though it feels like its been a month, since I got to sit down and put my thoughts on paper. Granted, much of that I've been hauling my furry ass ove...

08:14 pm - 03.01.2021

Right Way to a Demon Thumping

It took a day and pocket of patience but we got ourselves back on the road. I caught up with the others then we got the survivors back to Arjory pond. The Hesters, Princess and the rest of us? We made camp first at one of the abandoned farms. Good thi...

03:06 am - 14.02.2021

Bad Moo Rising

Things were about to get interesting which was saying something since we've been dealing with demon possessed cows and undead vegetables for most of this week. Slap in the middle of the evil in the ranch, we had raced up to the barn to free Chica and a...

04:58 am - 28.02.2021

Between a Bad Cow and a Rough Sheep

... Evil Sheep to the left of me, Demon cows to my right, and I'm stuck in the middle with you... Ha! I ought to be a bard. It might be safer. But I figured that I needed to stick with my day job, since there was demon farm animals trying to end me....

09:22 pm - 27.03.2021

Barn Storming

The fog was so thick you could spoon it into a bowl. But, that demon cow in charge had been knocked in the dirt and wasn't getting back up. So I took that as a good sign to peek into the barn while Lee Chung took care of that demon sheep that jumped off t...

04:15 am - 11.04.2021

The Ol' Run Around... the Demon Ranch

Things were a right proper mess... seconds felt like days... I kept running around the side of the ranch house, intent on reaching the back. I needed to see what was happening behind the house and with Yathue. After that I had every mind to head into t...

03:52 am - 25.04.2021

Strolling Through the Demon Grass

When I think about going for a walk, usually that's not through thorn bushes while keeping away from demon cows and a predatory potato lich. Miro still wants that book. But on the long walk through the tall grass I managed to talk him into going to shu...

06:17 am - 09.05.2021

Womping the Willow Man

I could hear Miro in his coyote form snarling away at something. My best guess was either another demon cow or Miro had tracked down that damn lich. Either way, it had overstayed its welcome. So, Rowtag and I slogged on through the fog. Something that was...

10:01 pm - 19.06.2021

Playing the Dead Man's Hand

With the lich down and out, I took off north where Yathue was prodding me to go. My business with the lich wasn't done. I just knew it. The fact he came back after the first time he died meant he has a jar or something hidden away. Since he was a plant......

10:36 pm - 17.07.2021

Long Day At Sasparilla

I was trying to knock some sense into the Hell Hand in front of me. It was like trying to knock some sense into a rock. Rowtag tried to scare the demon-possessed cow hand. He gave it a good try, but demons don't scare that easy I suppose. That Hell Han...

04:21 am - 15.08.2021

Bad Day for a Bad Cow... hand...

The hell hand had gotten free of me. Scrambling out, he got a few steps away, saying that Rowtag and I weren't on his list of targets ... right now. I got the message, I was making it onto his list. He also said something about "between him and his ghost"...

06:05 am - 29.08.2021

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Played by
C. B. Ash

Hi! I'm CB Ash - also known as Kummer Wolfe. To be fair, I spend my days going in several directions at once from software architect, inventor, and UX designer to science fiction and fantasy writer, Game Master, and worldbuilder on World Anvil!   In short, I'm a creative storyteller!   As you might guess, the day job is the long-time software architect / ux designer/inventor part. The rest is the 'night job'.   Aside from that, I'm working on a few stories and RPG settings, one of which is in my world 'Summerdark', another in Tales of Justice, Hoist the Colors, and some serial fiction in Windtracer! (and quite a few more!)   Beyond that, I'm either working on one of my github projects or web component architecture.   ... and I wouldn't turn down a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/cbash   ... and feel free to stop by my Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/cb_ash)!   And some words of wisdom that I re-read from time to time...  

What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.

— Jane Goodall
 
The main rule of writing is that if you do it with enough assurance and confidence, you’re allowed to do whatever you like. (That may be a rule for life as well as for writing. But it’s definitely true for writing.)

So write your story as it needs to be written. Write it honestly, and tell it as best you can. I’m not sure that there are any other rules. Not ones that matter.

— Neil Gaiman
 
 

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