Le Ocean Sand
Pirate Music Legend Le Ocean Clair De Lune Sand (a.k.a. Phil Rudd, Poseidon, or The Mighty Eagle)
WARNING
GRAPHIC VIOLENT AND SEXUAL CONTENT
created camp rock
camp rock is a music camp on forest as well as a stage production
no chipmunks allowed
ciad and him had an adventure
Physical Description
Identifying Characteristics
He has hot pink fur, dyed from his enemies blood reacting with his Elken bear sweat. He has many skeleton hands clinging to his fur, rattling menacingly when he moves. He wears large, patches of cloth- stringed together into a belt. He is very large, even for an Elken bear standing at 10'10" and weighing 1 entire tonne.
Special abilities
Telepathy in order to talk to people, gifted to him by the water spirits inhabiting The Bear Isles waters. He is very strong and fast, especially with his hands. He uses his strength and speed to absolutely shred his drums though this results in many broken drumsticks. His eyes change colours and glow however this power only activate when he's rocking out.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
He was carried away by a river when he was born. When he was carried to The Bear Isles waters he came across a water spirit who saw his great potential and gifted him telepathy in in order to communicate with humans.
He was adopted by the members of House Sand that ran The Pirate school on Forest. He has two fathers called Chip and Dale Sand with three adoptive brothers, Alvin, Theodore, and Simon. They were fed exclusively nuts until Le Ocean snapped and ate his siblings. He is a bear. He had a lot of friends but they never lasted long. He ate them. He attended The Pirate school where he made friends with four people, Malcom young, Angus Young, Bon Scott, Paul Matters which were all nicknames for some reason, himself given the nickname Phil Rudd. Bon Scott's real name is Demi Fatal (who is Femmy Fatal's ancestor), Malcom Young's - Joe Jonas, Angus Young's - Peppa Pig, and Paul Matters - Horrid Henry. They were the first ever people Le Ocean didn't want to eat so he formed a pirate band with them called AC/DC, which stands for Alvin Chipmunk/ Dead Chipmunk) . He was a pretty good pirate and excelled at creating sea shanties. He slapped them drums like mice in heat. He was the best ever pirate bard. He majored in music theory and minored in performing arts at Wun Wun creating many popular pirate stage productions, such as Annie, Billie Elliot, and Oliver.
He got a custom boat that sails faster the harder he drums, he goes through 3000 drumsticks a week. He sails around from coast to coast on his ship Big Gun which is in the shape of a big cannon. He has many many many women that flock to his side. They dance and dance as to his requirements of graduating from Gay Icon Pingu I (the first of House Pingu)'s club Tumble in the Jungle.
He has a small land boat which can shoot from Big Gun via hydraulics into the towns and villages he is planning to pillage. It is called Highway to Hell. He takes the hands of his stronger opponents and places them in his coat, letting them rot into skeletons. He is viscous but his victims die to stellar music.
He has been married three times, the first to a woman called Professor McGonagall who worked at James Reid school for magical creatures, his second was to a woman named Lord God Above who died due to everyone's unholy nature, the third and final time was to Beyonce - probably the most skilled dancers to come from House Pingu's Tumble in the Jungle. She is very pretty and created feminism. She divorced him for Wanye Kest. He ended up with no wife but many mistresses, he only knew a few of their names but the ones he knew had something about them, an aura of true special; Richard was very nice - big boob, Melania Trunb who had many kids - all called Baron Trunb, and the last being his favourite Eminem Emem who had nipple piercings and soft feet.
Le Ocean had a few enemies spanning his long lifetime. His first enemy was made in 711 when he was 6. They met at 7/11, she was capturing scorpions from the ground, he did the same- she insisted the have a "d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel" with their scorpions and she won- humiliating him and disappointing his parents. Her name? Reverend Kennedy.
His next big enemy was Hillary Clinton and her possy, Maxx Uwu Sanders and James Episode II Reid. He fought her withCiad Sand . They obviously won but it was a hard fight because Ciad was horny.
A third enemy approached him... They stood tall and dark, silhouetted against the blazing sunset. Le Ocean saw fire in his eyes and lust on his lips. He knew his name immediately. It was whispered in every tavern corner, it was rumoured in every courthouse, and emblazoned on the doormat of every woman. Fred. Bagel Fredrick Figglehorn. Their battle was epic. Pirate Grandmaster vs Overlord of Death. He was sexy. The fight was hard. Le Ocean could barely control himself. Their breaths were hot and wet as they wrestled for dominance. Le Ocean came out on top but the death of Fred sent waves of grief across Pentos. This fight put Le Ocean in the history books.
His time in Wun Wun is when he met Ciad Sand in person for the first time. They shared a dorm together and had many fun times. He was present for many great events in ciads life like throwing a nerd like a javelin and throwing coach. He was in the fraternity alpha alpha alpha where he had many women. Ciad thought he was gay because he studied music theory and performing arts and was bright pink. He was on the football team with Ciad and would ram into the opposing side in order to win. He would have many illegitemate children and it would not bu uncommon to find half bear fetuses in the bathroom
He made a play called camp rock that starred Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas. This play became so popular that they made an actual camp rock as summer camp on Forest which is attracted a lot of Gay disaster kids who were never accepted. Though hates gay people so they just have to say they are not. He is fine with his fathers being gay because they have no feet and everyone knows it is gay if you both have feet. At camp rock the gay people fall in love and dance and sing in competitions that are very homoerotic. Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus, Jodie Whitaker, Bruno Mars, Simon Cowell, Shakespeare, Sir Isaac Newton, Jake Bateman, Ashley Carmicheal, Aidan Sanderson, Tony the Tiger, James Charles, Ellen Degenerous, Phillip Scoffield, Fiona Shaw, Eve - these are all famouse people that attended camp rock.
He got Highway to Hell from The eves right out of The Pirate school using his trust fund money. He visited Haci and partied with the people of Datlof, introducing them to orgies and acid, as well as orgies on acid. He also gave acid to The eves which is why they are so violent.
When he was adventuring with Ciad Sand he experimented a lot...
During his later life when all his friends had died he adopted the nickname "The Mighty Eagle" and lived in a mountain cave above a village. The villagers thought he was a really cool mysterious guy but instead he was mourning all the friends he had lost. He eventually got over his mourning because he is not a pussy. He created a suicide cult on underground message boards called the dark web. He recruited people and convinced them to kill themselves as they would never be as good as him. He was found by authorities as the leader of this cult many times but he convinced them all to kill themselves and avoided all charges.
He was adopted by the members of House Sand that ran The Pirate school on Forest. He has two fathers called Chip and Dale Sand with three adoptive brothers, Alvin, Theodore, and Simon. They were fed exclusively nuts until Le Ocean snapped and ate his siblings. He is a bear. He had a lot of friends but they never lasted long. He ate them. He attended The Pirate school where he made friends with four people, Malcom young, Angus Young, Bon Scott, Paul Matters which were all nicknames for some reason, himself given the nickname Phil Rudd. Bon Scott's real name is Demi Fatal (who is Femmy Fatal's ancestor), Malcom Young's - Joe Jonas, Angus Young's - Peppa Pig, and Paul Matters - Horrid Henry. They were the first ever people Le Ocean didn't want to eat so he formed a pirate band with them called AC/DC, which stands for Alvin Chipmunk/ Dead Chipmunk) . He was a pretty good pirate and excelled at creating sea shanties. He slapped them drums like mice in heat. He was the best ever pirate bard. He majored in music theory and minored in performing arts at Wun Wun creating many popular pirate stage productions, such as Annie, Billie Elliot, and Oliver.
He got a custom boat that sails faster the harder he drums, he goes through 3000 drumsticks a week. He sails around from coast to coast on his ship Big Gun which is in the shape of a big cannon. He has many many many women that flock to his side. They dance and dance as to his requirements of graduating from Gay Icon Pingu I (the first of House Pingu)'s club Tumble in the Jungle.
He has a small land boat which can shoot from Big Gun via hydraulics into the towns and villages he is planning to pillage. It is called Highway to Hell. He takes the hands of his stronger opponents and places them in his coat, letting them rot into skeletons. He is viscous but his victims die to stellar music.
He has been married three times, the first to a woman called Professor McGonagall who worked at James Reid school for magical creatures, his second was to a woman named Lord God Above who died due to everyone's unholy nature, the third and final time was to Beyonce - probably the most skilled dancers to come from House Pingu's Tumble in the Jungle. She is very pretty and created feminism. She divorced him for Wanye Kest. He ended up with no wife but many mistresses, he only knew a few of their names but the ones he knew had something about them, an aura of true special; Richard was very nice - big boob, Melania Trunb who had many kids - all called Baron Trunb, and the last being his favourite Eminem Emem who had nipple piercings and soft feet.
Le Ocean had a few enemies spanning his long lifetime. His first enemy was made in 711 when he was 6. They met at 7/11, she was capturing scorpions from the ground, he did the same- she insisted the have a "d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel" with their scorpions and she won- humiliating him and disappointing his parents. Her name? Reverend Kennedy.
His next big enemy was Hillary Clinton and her possy, Maxx Uwu Sanders and James Episode II Reid. He fought her withCiad Sand . They obviously won but it was a hard fight because Ciad was horny.
A third enemy approached him... They stood tall and dark, silhouetted against the blazing sunset. Le Ocean saw fire in his eyes and lust on his lips. He knew his name immediately. It was whispered in every tavern corner, it was rumoured in every courthouse, and emblazoned on the doormat of every woman. Fred. Bagel Fredrick Figglehorn. Their battle was epic. Pirate Grandmaster vs Overlord of Death. He was sexy. The fight was hard. Le Ocean could barely control himself. Their breaths were hot and wet as they wrestled for dominance. Le Ocean came out on top but the death of Fred sent waves of grief across Pentos. This fight put Le Ocean in the history books.
His time in Wun Wun is when he met Ciad Sand in person for the first time. They shared a dorm together and had many fun times. He was present for many great events in ciads life like throwing a nerd like a javelin and throwing coach. He was in the fraternity alpha alpha alpha where he had many women. Ciad thought he was gay because he studied music theory and performing arts and was bright pink. He was on the football team with Ciad and would ram into the opposing side in order to win. He would have many illegitemate children and it would not bu uncommon to find half bear fetuses in the bathroom
He made a play called camp rock that starred Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas. This play became so popular that they made an actual camp rock as summer camp on Forest which is attracted a lot of Gay disaster kids who were never accepted. Though hates gay people so they just have to say they are not. He is fine with his fathers being gay because they have no feet and everyone knows it is gay if you both have feet. At camp rock the gay people fall in love and dance and sing in competitions that are very homoerotic. Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus, Jodie Whitaker, Bruno Mars, Simon Cowell, Shakespeare, Sir Isaac Newton, Jake Bateman, Ashley Carmicheal, Aidan Sanderson, Tony the Tiger, James Charles, Ellen Degenerous, Phillip Scoffield, Fiona Shaw, Eve - these are all famouse people that attended camp rock.
He got Highway to Hell from The eves right out of The Pirate school using his trust fund money. He visited Haci and partied with the people of Datlof, introducing them to orgies and acid, as well as orgies on acid. He also gave acid to The eves which is why they are so violent.
When he was adventuring with Ciad Sand he experimented a lot...
During his later life when all his friends had died he adopted the nickname "The Mighty Eagle" and lived in a mountain cave above a village. The villagers thought he was a really cool mysterious guy but instead he was mourning all the friends he had lost. He eventually got over his mourning because he is not a pussy. He created a suicide cult on underground message boards called the dark web. He recruited people and convinced them to kill themselves as they would never be as good as him. He was found by authorities as the leader of this cult many times but he convinced them all to kill themselves and avoided all charges.
Gender Identity
women
Education
He went to The Pirate school on Forest which is one of The Bear Isles that is ruled over by House Mormont, however the pirate school is ran by House Sand. He definitely killed people there. He killed a teacher called Captain Hooker by using a hook and shoving it down his throat and hooking his heart, ripping it out with a trail of organs and blood. He was good at physical education where he stomped on people, music class with Mrs Bishop, and drama. He was bad at everything else because he is a bear and therefore stupid. He went there until he was 18. His favourite class was exotic breakdancing 101 because he liked his teacher Beyonce. When he graduated, he said to her
You will be my wife. Maybe not yet. Maybe not for a few years. But you will be eventually. And you will be happy.
Employment
He is head of the AC/DC pirate band as well as their drummer. When he was young he took a part time job as a prostate examiner. This made him homophobic. He hates gay people because of his fathers.
Mental Trauma
Beyonce raped him and divorced him the next day. Wanye Kest sent him a painting of him and beyonce in bed. When he was a child he was forced to have a vegan lifestyle. He is also traumatised by the child support he had to pay Melania Trunb for his 169 children.
Social
Family Ties
His fathers are Chip and Dale Sand and he has three brothers, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. His cousin is Ciad Sand. He has had three wives, Professor McGonagall, Lord God Above, and Beyonce however they all divorced him and took his children. He does not care about his children and therefore does not know any of their names except for the 169 he had with Melania Trunb because they are all named Baron.
The estimated number of pregnancies of his women are 269 excluding the 169 from Melania. About 75% got Ciad Sand style abortion. The name for his bastards is Clair De Lune.
The estimated number of pregnancies of his women are 269 excluding the 169 from Melania. About 75% got Ciad Sand style abortion. The name for his bastards is Clair De Lune.
Relationships
History
Ciad and Le Ocean were born on the exact same day, and despite Le Ocean being a bear- Ciad treated him like a twin brother. They got along famously and enjoyed each others company very much in a brotherly way. The went on adventures together during The Legend of Alvin Chipmunk/ Dead Chipmunk's five year break up, and they accomplished many great things during that time... like some hot fucking women. Le Ocean never cried except at Ciads funeral. Ciad was probably disappointed in him for showing an unmanly trait but Le Ocean had just lost his favourite person in the world. They were inseparable 'till the end. After the funeral Le Ocean made Ciad proud by doing a line of coke in the bathroom.
Alignment
Big Bear
Current Location
Currently Boarded Vehicle
Species
Conditions
Ethnicity
Date of Birth
19 August
Life
705 ACE
1069 ACE
364 years old
Circumstances of Birth
fell into a river and ended up at Forest where he was taken in by the House Sand family that ran the pirate school.
Circumstances of Death
He was disowned and ashamed. He wanted to be taken away, the same as his birth, however, when he fell to teh river, he hit a rock and died.
Birthplace
Somewhere in House Sprinklage --
Spouses
Siblings
Ciad Sand
(cousin)
Children
Current Residence
The ocean
Gender
male
Eyes
Glowing green eyes that change hue at will to provide a lazer show for his band ACDC
Hair
Long, Shaggy, dyed hot pink
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Black
Height
10'10"
Weight
1 tonne
Owned Vehicles
Aligned Organization
Other Affiliations
Related Myths
This is my favourite character
He is so fun to make
Shame he isnt canon...