Alvin Chipmunk/ Dead Chipmunk
WARNING: SOME SEXUAL CONTENT
Summary
Alvin Chipmunk/ Dead Chipmunk otherwise known as AC/DC was a world famous pirate band that pillaged, plundered, and puked their way up the pirate charts, They got platinum rated performances over 7 times and Reached no.1 on the charts a whopping 30 times. They won 10 dead grannies (the award for pirate's influential secret society or PISS who own the pirate charts and all secondary companies). They travelled the world, pillaging villages and cities as they toured from concert hall to concert hall. They reportedly had many bastards in all the cities they visited, as their sexual energy nearly levelled with their insane musical prowess. This appears to be why in most older cities there are a fair few people with the last names Henry, Pig and Jonas, as these were the most promiscuous members of the band. They eventually ended when Horrid Henry (Paul Matters) died of Syphilis in 769 at age 69, though they did take a 5 year long brake from 732 to 738.
The members all went by pseudonyms but also had their real names public. Paul Matters was the nickname of Horrid Henry, Malcom Young of Joe Jonas, Angus Young of Peppa Pig, Bon Scott of Demi Fatal (ancestor of Femmy Fatal), and finally, the legend himself Phil Rudd of Le Ocean Sand.
The leader of AC/DC as a music group was Demi Fatal as she was the vocalist and could compose some very fire songs along with Le Ocean Sand who was a master musician in his own right. Demi, when the group broke up, took on a solo career and became well known for her songs outside of AC/DC as well as her acting in the stage production Camp Rock by Le Ocean Sand.
Le Ocean Sand was the leader of AC/DC as a pirate crew. He was an extremely skilled musician sure, but he was also a pirate grand master and knew his way around a plunder. He also, despite his fairly dull intelligence, was a great leader and could rally his group to be the best in the world at the time
They sailed using a boat called Big Gun which caught wind in it's sails via their music, specifically Le Ocean Sand's super fast drumming skills. There was a smaller land boat that could appear from the hull of the ship called Highway to Hell in which Le Ocean Sand would ride and be shot out of Big Gun via a primitive form of hydraulics at 60mph. The rest of the crew would jump out and charge at the town they were pillaging collecting loot and blood along the way.
The members all went by pseudonyms but also had their real names public. Paul Matters was the nickname of Horrid Henry, Malcom Young of Joe Jonas, Angus Young of Peppa Pig, Bon Scott of Demi Fatal (ancestor of Femmy Fatal), and finally, the legend himself Phil Rudd of Le Ocean Sand.
The leader of AC/DC as a music group was Demi Fatal as she was the vocalist and could compose some very fire songs along with Le Ocean Sand who was a master musician in his own right. Demi, when the group broke up, took on a solo career and became well known for her songs outside of AC/DC as well as her acting in the stage production Camp Rock by Le Ocean Sand.
Le Ocean Sand was the leader of AC/DC as a pirate crew. He was an extremely skilled musician sure, but he was also a pirate grand master and knew his way around a plunder. He also, despite his fairly dull intelligence, was a great leader and could rally his group to be the best in the world at the time
They sailed using a boat called Big Gun which caught wind in it's sails via their music, specifically Le Ocean Sand's super fast drumming skills. There was a smaller land boat that could appear from the hull of the ship called Highway to Hell in which Le Ocean Sand would ride and be shot out of Big Gun via a primitive form of hydraulics at 60mph. The rest of the crew would jump out and charge at the town they were pillaging collecting loot and blood along the way.
In Literature
There have been many inscriptions found in the cities they toured of small signatures they left. One particularly famous one is a small haiku found in Salt Shore thought to be by Peppa Pig saying "Pirate music yes, I like pirate music yes, I like to play music". Peppa appears to have been quite fond of haikus as they are found in nearly every old cities. Another example is in Steed there is a paving stone inscribed with another one of her works which goes "They are the bestest, creatures of terror and fear, I love them. Horses". Probably hefr most famous one though is in Isenhold which goes as follows: "I am quite evil, Thick juice on bread Henry's food, I am jam toast thief "
In Art
There are many old and historical depictions of them, one of the most notable thought to be drawn by Paul Matters himself. It is a primitive style stick figure of himself with a large appendage added assumed to be his penis. Next to the drawing is his old address and a small section of writing saying "write to me ;)". It was found in the bathroom walls of a concert hall in Wun Wun.
Date of First Recording
771 ACE
Date of Setting
724ACE
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