Ciad Sand
King Ciad Tyler Sand (a.k.a. Lad, Jock King)
Warning very graphic content
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Fit and muscular. He can run very fast.
Identifying Characteristics
He looks like a chad
Special abilities
Football
Apparel & Accessories
Varsity jacket.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Ciad Sand was born on the 19th of August, a very hot sunny day. His mother gave birth on a sunbed, she didn't know she was pregnant. She wasn't quite sure how to raise him so he ran wild. As a child he was very popular and would bully the other kids. He got kicked out of school even though he is a Sand child.
As a teenager he had many women. He would always do drugs and fight with the other lads. When he was 17, one of the said women was pregnant. They killed her to get rid of the problem. Around this time, he invented sunglasses. He was the coolest dude ever.
A year later, he got a scholarship to Wun Wun for football. He only wore varsity jackets that had his name on the back. He spent his summer breaks at Martell. At one point, in his drunken state, he got into a fist fight with a vulture. He emerged, victorious. Only because the vulture was a child. He killed a child. When he arrived at school he immediately grouped with the other members of House Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha. They went to a party, he chugged an entire bowl of alcoholic punch then ran outside and threw a nerd kid like a javelin straight up 400 metres into the castle of Wun Wun where nerd kid was arrested. What a Chad moment.
He spent most his time partying and playing football with his bros, Zack and Brad. They'd trash House Betas frat house after chugging beers on the football field and setting fire to some beta males hair. What mad lads.
While captain of the football team, he scored over 1000 points for his school, crushing the other teams self worth. He had a very close relationship with coach, often having private training sessions to further his football career.
He was going to fail his exams so that he could stay on a bit long (Coach's idea) but then his father, Ricardo, unexpectedly died. They had a strained relationship due to Ciad always getting in trouble, partying hard and playing football. But his dad was obviously just jealous. Luckily, his mum had coach as a shoulder to cry on. What a good friend coach is.
A year later he walked into his mothers room to scream at her for a new football, when he sees her with coach!!! Ciad felt betrayed and furious. He picked coach up by his neck and legs and threw his straight out the window. Zack and Brad, who were walking up to Ciads house at this time, saw coach fly out the window.
Gender Identity
Male.
Sexuality
Straight
Education
He got kicked out of his schools. He never completed his education.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Stealing every childs lunch everyday for 3 years.
Successfully aborting a baby
Creating sunglasses
Being a football scholar
Building a school
Being a Mad Chad
Successfully aborting a baby
Creating sunglasses
Being a football scholar
Building a school
Being a Mad Chad
Failures & Embarrassments
Damaging his Varsity jacket.
Overdosing due to loss of varsity jacket
Overdosing due to loss of varsity jacket
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Football. Ball is life.
Likes & Dislikes
Likes ball.
Dislikes disrespectful, untrustworthy bitches.
Relationships
History
Ciad and Le Ocean were born on the exact same day, and despite Le Ocean being a bear- Ciad treated him like a twin brother. They got along famously and enjoyed each others company very much in a brotherly way. The went on adventures together during The Legend of Alvin Chipmunk/ Dead Chipmunk's five year break up, and they accomplished many great things during that time... like some hot fucking women. Le Ocean never cried except at Ciads funeral. Ciad was probably disappointed in him for showing an unmanly trait but Le Ocean had just lost his favourite person in the world. They were inseparable 'till the end. After the funeral Le Ocean made Ciad proud by doing a line of coke in the bathroom.
Species
Ethnicity
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Jock King
Date of Birth
19th August 705
Life
705 ACE
756 ACE
51 years old
Circumstances of Birth
He was born outside on a sunbed. His mother didn't know she was pregnant.
Circumstances of Death
Old age
Birthplace
Sunbed
Spouses
Siblings
Le Ocean Sand
(cousin)
Children
Gender
male
Eyes
Brown
Hair
Brown hair, Short, Wavy
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
White
Height
6ft 7"
Quotes & Catchphrases
"Bro it's not about looks, it's about working hard and looks"
"'Bout to hit the gym"
"Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears"
"Coach says i need more carbs"
"Stacey tryin' to talk so i slapped that bitch"
"Black out or back out"
"Yo got any adderall? Gotta study for my finals."
"It's like tonic water but vodka"
"Know your place, bitch"
"Yeah, i major in football"
"'Bout to hit the gym"
"Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears"
"Coach says i need more carbs"
"Stacey tryin' to talk so i slapped that bitch"
"Black out or back out"
"Yo got any adderall? Gotta study for my finals."
"It's like tonic water but vodka"
"Know your place, bitch"
"Yeah, i major in football"
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