Shalem's Shaggy Taxi Service
Run from the Markets of Marvels in Dianmallo, Shalem's Shaggy Taxi Service is a franchise of flying carpet transportation across the city.
In addition to selling Carpets of Flying (for the low price of 40,000gp!), Shalem the Air Genasi has a handful of carpets he is able to rent or lease out for individuals who are willing to pay and sign a contract to return.
Fly Smart or Fall Hard
Warning: Do not purchase Black Market Carpets!
Real stories from people who thought to purchase a "black market carpet". Don't. Not even once...
“I survived the fall. My friend didn’t.”
“I should have listened. Now I can’t walk.”
“Wanted to save a few gold. Ended up paying a cleric’s mortgage.”
“The only thing faster than the carpet was how quickly it stopped working.”
“Lesson learned: If the seller won’t take a test flight, neither should you.”
“I asked if it was safe. He said, ‘Define safe.’ That should’ve been my first clue.”
“Ever seen a wizard cast Power Word Splat? Neither had I… until now.”
“I wanted to feel the wind in my hair. I didn’t expect to feel the sidewalk in my teeth.”
“Good news: I achieved flight. Bad news: So did all my bones. Separately.”
“They said it was ‘enchanted.’ They didn’t say the enchantment was instant regret.”
“Tried to sue the seller, but he’s already scamming people under a new name. Shoutout to ‘Definitely Not Shady Greg.’”
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