Technocrat of Pluto

"Being Technocrat of Pluto? It's like being the janitor of a forgotten corner of the Solar System. Nobody expects much, nobody cares, and nobody bothers. But you know what? I like it that way. I get to run my own show, make my own rules, and drink my own whiskey. The Speaker can keep their attention on the 'important' planets; I'll handle Pluto just fine." ~Ack, Technocrat of Pluto

A Warden of Nowhere

The position of Technocrat of Pluto holds little significance within the Pan-Solar Consortium. Appointed by the Speaker for Mankind, the Technocrat is largely left to their own devices, with minimal oversight or expectation. Pluto's peripheral status and limited economic influence render it an afterthought in Consortium politics. The Technocrat's role is often seen as a symbolic gesture, a nod to Pluto's nominal membership in the Consortium rather than a position of genuine authority.

Herding Cats

Leading the Plutonian Defense Army (PDA) is akin to herding cats – unpredictable, frustrating, and occasionally entertaining. The PDA's lack of discipline and cohesion makes coordination a challenge. Ack, the current Technocrat, has adopted a laissez-faire approach, allowing individual troopers to operate with significant autonomy. This unorthodox strategy has yielded mixed results, but it suits Pluto's unique culture and reinforces the PDA's reputation as a force to be reckoned with only when absolutely necessary. In short, they're amateurs in a position where professionals would be predictable.

The Current Technocrat of Pluto

Ack, the incumbent Technocrat, embodies Pluto's independent spirit. A self-proclaimed "professional drunkard," Ack has mastered the art of doing just enough to maintain Pluto's status quo. His priorities revolve around preserving the planet's autonomy and ensuring the continued flow of whiskey. Rumors suggest Ack's tenure is as much a result of his ability to avoid bothering the Speaker as his capacity to govern. Despite his carefree demeanor, Ack possesses a deep understanding of Pluto's intricacies and has cultivated a network of loyal allies within the PDA and the planet's underworld. His unorthodox leadership style suits Pluto just fine.