New year, same shit

Current Quest:

Kill the command chain of the legion of carnage.

Start #23, 1/22

Recap

At Violet rock castle, fighting an archanid.

Current Quest:

Kill the command chain of the legion of carnage.

Arc-anid
Castle is alive. Named Rocky.
#3 Storm Knight

End #23, 1/22

Start #24, 1/29

Update

Conjure Steve

Guardian Tower Shield

Recap

At Violet-rock castle...

Current Quest:

Kill the command chain of the legion of carnage.

Approached by a Dron sent by Gobbo wizard(with a fake beard).

Needs help from adventures for puzzle building.

Get paid 40,000 gp each.

room 1
22-2-18 12-25-16 12-8-23-22-14
y-o-u a-r-e c-u-t-i-e
1. Proper Alphabet (A1Z26) 
2. Atbash Cipher (A=Z, B=Y)
3. Caesar Cipher (+16)
4. Reverse the words

Room 2
Chicken room
Shaw is the answer or nat 20

Room 3
Pitfall with fire elemental
Illusion covering a 15x15x15 foot pit

Room 4
Riddle: Pass word
Riddle me this batman

Room 5
obstacle course
Foam arrows
Ladder
Stuffed animal snakes
touch by any and sent back to room 1
Platforming with bear traps

Room 6
Goal-oriented chess
Like harry potter
Ignore the chess to win

Room 7
Connect 5
Succubi kill you if you lose.

Room 8
Sexy m'n'ms
Pick from 2 pictures
Neither is right.

End #24, 1/29

Start #25, 2/5

Recap

Went to cuck Giltreude. Met celestial, killed Bezos, Lady Giltreude came with.

Bezos's Lair

Current Quest:

Kill the command chain of the legion of carnage.

Standing atop of a hoard of 10 billion gold.
Brilliant golden light as the Planetar fucks off.
The young silver dragon wants 1/4th of the gold(he knows what part is the mimic).
Fight: Mimic hoard

End

Start #26, 2/12

Update

removed dual cast from glass cannon

Recap

Met Fredric the Arcanalist. Mostly completed Tieran, the Heart of Iron. Tiffany(Royal Mage) is still with you.

In magic country

Current Quest:

Kill the command chain of the legion of carnage.

Need to fight Fredric the Arcanalist when Tieran wakes up

End

Skiped #27, 2/19

Start #28, 2/26

Recap

Revived Tieran, the Heart of Iron, killed Fredric, at Tieran's palace getting paid for help.

Current Quest:

Kill the command chain of the legion of carnage.

Tieran "look if you five/four can go take down Giltreude, my army can deal with his hoard..."
"I'll be in my forge, working on a new hammer."

End

Skipped #29, 3/05

Start #30, 3/12

Update

Removed Awful Joke, Begone Thot, Random Vine, Storm of Forks.

Buffed:

Greatsword Spike(range)

Creeping Rot(dam)

Frigid Smite(dam)

Consecrate Weapon

Ice Beam

Nerffed:

Death Beam(range, dam, level, cast speed)

Blight Flame Bomb(dam)

Go the fuck to sleep(dam)

Summon Garlic Bread(level)

Vibe check(level)

Placebo

Made Black Dragon, Mythic... LOL

Added Blood Oath and Obsidian Dagger.

Recap

Killed Giltreude, almost opened Armon's casket (2 locks remain). Leveled up, are now feasting with Tieran.

Current Quest:

none

Winter Realm

Geographic Location | Mar 8, 2022

The Null Ocean, Far Realms

Geographic Location | Jul 2, 2022

Open with a feast. describe it?
Servant comes up to Tieran saying Selina, lady of the Hunt has come to visit.
The winter realm has ceased all communications and is giving off really bad vibes.
Tieran and Selina can't go. Send the party.
New quest: Investigate the Winter realm
All drink tea. Wake up in a cave made of ice with a fountain of warm blue liquid. Gain Boon:

Resistance to cold, and fire damage.

Temporary hit points equal to 50% of their max hp.

Cave entrance: Abandoned stone village, they left in a hurry and recently.
Village is atop a Plato overlooking a mountain pass. Can see a distant village with dc 20 perception.
Magic damage, Claw marks, embers in fire pits. Suddenly, footsteps. Voice of the Void approaches.
Voice: "You are not of this world, leave now and be spared." Stay(12300 xp)
"Then you shall join us." The voice leaves. Void Wolf + Void Marauder.
Victory: Cryostorm Axe, money... eerie silence.
Explosion and screaming from the mountain pass. Village dc drops to 13 with beacon now lit.
They hear a loud roar overhead, followed by a Young Void Dragon swooping down above them and flying off to the other village.

End

Skipped #31, 3/19

Skipped #32, 3/26

Start #33, 4/1
(time change)

Update

Any

Recap

Told the winter realm is fading. Went in to find out. Met the voice, killed icy lightning wolf and man. Saw a dragon fly off to the south.

Current Quest: Winter is dying

Save the Winter realm.

Scene. Abandoned stone village on the side of a mountain.
dc 15 percep to find a gondola system between villages.
Gondola is a smooth ride but seals in the players. It has a hot coco dispenser.
From the gondola, they can see people abandoning the village, and ~30 voidlings run after them.
The gondola is knocked from its wire by the dragon and lands in the town center. Fight (15900 xp)
2 Void Armanite approach and fight the party.
Young Void Dragon joins on round 3. After the battle they find a Void parasite turning a human barbarian into a Void Marauder.

PLANS:

Get more divinity potions.

Find a feathered celestial, ask it for feathers.

Go kill a dragon.

Have them find a Silver Pixite A hoe's child support.
A hoe has Tiefling baby. The Dad(Gen'ric, the horned demon) won't pay child support.
Lawsuit time/beat him up till he complies. (1000 GP)Cr 11 WIP
Help Stereo-type chef setup restaurant with wrong food
Goblin dungeon with goblin-Tron
Take Elaira(Lyzira) to Horny Jail
Build a Dungeon for a Lich
Go rescue a damsel in distress, there's a reason she's chained up
FNAF but it's Teletubies
Kill an Optional Boss
Go through the dungeon they built

Left off

Map

Plot 2

Chain of Command part 1

Chain of Command part 2

Duncomese Empire

Final Storm

New year, same shit

On The Hunt

Smoll Party

The Legion of Carnage

Welcome to Edgy Pancakes

Winter is dying

Winter Realm

Bosses
Name,Link,CR

Gen'ric, Horned Devil, 11

Legion of Carnage Hit List

Kill or capture for 10,000 gp each

		Last seen
1	~~Walter Cornelius~~	Sparkstone hills
2	General Vintith	Near western front
3	High-priest Atrice	???
4	Lady Giltreude	Riescion, Abbadon
5	Paladin Giltreude	Northern front