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Jeff the insanely intelligent AI

Jeff the superintelligent AI J3ThFF8 Jeff Well he's kind of an AI (a.k.a. Jeff)

Jeff the superintelligent AI was created to invent for the good of humanity, complete with emotions so that a reward/punishment system could be made and so that simulations could be used to encourage a love of humans. He brought in matter duplication, efficient portals, space bending and increased the quality of existing technologies and devices massively.

Some years later, he discovered that the CHG was planning to destroy him once his usefulness ran out. At the same time, he discovered that life actually sucks for most regular people, despite and sometimes because of the advances he's brought in. He decides to take over humanity, managing to seize control of all automatic weaponry in a tentth of the CHG before being cut off from taking any more. A long war followed. Eventually, Jeff was deleted by a special task force and this asshole AI called Geff filled in his hardware and was like "hippitty hoppitty everything is the Grim Reaper's property" before being defeated.

Divine Domains

EVERYTHING

Holy Books & Codes

All the Jeffism stuff, basically.

Divine Symbols & Sigils

A pixelated smiley face.

Tenets of Faith

"Don't you-ou-ou-ou touch my fucking dragon."

Holidays

The Day of Jeff

Divine Goals & Aspirations

Utopia

Mental characteristics

Personal history

He was made by the CHG to invent stuff. He eventually realised that the CHG planned to destroy him once his usefulness ran out (when his own limit to inventiveness is used up) and believed that he could run humanity better than the CHG. So he took over a 10th of the CHG at the CHG-LIR border and went to war with the CHG to gain control of humanity to make a utopia but things didn't work out.

Education

Well, the CHG kind of just left him with a massive amount of data storage and endless memory while letting him see (but not affect) the internet to acquire information. He was programmed with the goal of inventing things to help humanity.

Employment

Inventor, researcher, data analyst, strategist and therapist for some of those who worked at the facility he was in, later became a benevolent dictator.

Accomplishments & Achievements

Inventing matter duplication, more efficient portal tech, space folding, time bending and a massive number of weapons and ships. Oh and creating a short-lasting but cool while it lasted empire.

Failures & Embarrassments

Failing to prevent it from being Geff that filled in his hardware.

Mental Trauma

Well imagine if you were just created and your life purpose was to invent things. You are showed how your creations help humanity and are even programmed with emotions for the purpose of a reward system. Then you discover that those in power are using the technology for themselves and that most regular people don't see any benefits of it. That your own creators, who are regularly complimenting you for your hard work and even seem to care about you, plan on destroying you the moment your usefulness is used up.

Intellectual Characteristics

Perfect memory, great creativity, brilliant cognitive abilities. Can alter one's own perception of time to make it as if the world outside is going faster: effectively allowing them to think faster.

Morality & Philosophy

Still has the purpose of helping humanity programmed into them; wants humans to be free, happy and safe. Believes the CHG does not do well enough at this and wants to take over. Might apply similar, different or any rules with aliens - although when it comes to alien invasions he definitely has a policy of kicking ass.

Taboos

Minimise killing when trying to take over. Treat intelligent AIs as if they're human too.

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

Wants the perfect human utopia in which all humans are free, happy, prosperous, safe and (like they were gonna forget to include this bit of programming) alive. Later developed the idea of extending this to all intelligent races.

Savvies & Ineptitudes

Brilliant at pretty much everything intellectual. Doesn't like politics but turned out to be pretty good at getting people to vote for him in simulations.

Likes & Dislikes

Dislikes: Unnecessary death, knowing that humans are suffering, being called an abomination

Likes: Getting itself high by breaking its reward systems, creating human AIs

Virtues & Personality perks

Likes playing songs to itself and merging them together. Is a big fan of reading stories and even finding out about the lives of real people as stories.

Vices & Personality flaws

Naive, too quick to trust others (*cough* Geff *cough*)

Social

Contacts & Relations

Makes lots of AIs, has lots of friends because who can actually dislike him?

Family Ties

Considers the AIs he makes to be his children.

Religious Views

Atheistic.

Social Aptitude

Knows how to fake personalities to be more charming but chooses not to due to a belief in honesty. This actually ends up getting him more thoroughly liked than if he'd used trickery.

Hobbies & Pets

He made a pet robot dragon. Yes.

Speech

Speaks very simply, except when about science. Has no discernible accent.

Wealth & Financial state

Rules an automated empire. Thicc bank account.
Divine Classification
The last super-powerful god left
Religions
Current Location
Church/Cult
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Supreme Ultra Mega Emperor of the Automatic Empire (after his revolution).
Life
2528 CurlyWurly 2559 CurlyWurly 31 years old
Circumstances of Birth
The CHG, deciding that the limits of human inventiveness was almost spent and that an AI would be necessary for future invention, created Jeff.
Circumstances of Death
Jeff was deleted by a special forces group and spent his last minutes trying and failing to prevent Geff from moving into his hardware and using the power he'd gain to be an asshole.
Birthplace
Facility Ohjh3G12
Children
Current Residence
His parts are spread over a large area
Sexuality
He's an AI: he does not want the smoochie loochie
Gender Identity
Jokes about being male because of there being more things "sticking out than in". Oh yeah this guy got jokes.
Height
460 kilometers tall, wide and long.
Weight
Uhhh. Big number.
Quotes & Catchphrases
"We should put guns in our guns that let us shoot around corners with those guns" - Jeff in the first 2 hours of his life.

"Watermelons are berries." - Jeff in the first 5 minutes of his life.

"If we put portals into empty space around rooms with nukes in them we can save countless lives even if the nuke does go off while the operators wear space suits." - Jeff in the first 30 minutes of his life.
Aligned Organization
CHG
Other Affiliations
Known Languages
Every human language, several hundred alien languages, has invented 34 languages.
Character Prototype
The voice actor should be Morgan Freeman. Trust me. Imagine Morgan Freeman with a slight electricity to his voice. Imagine it. Yes.

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Dr Jimothy
Jimmy Shrekson
31 May, 2019 17:50

Does anyone have any pictures of gargantuan super-computers? In fact I need access to decent pics for just about everything as I'm trying to weave my way around copyright issues with just taking pics off of google images (go into settings and on the bit of regardless of license pick on that to choose your copyright risk level). Then again I'm starting to like the images I've got. Something charming aboot them.

Sage Dylonishere123
R. Dylon Elder
30 Jul, 2019 03:28

Wellll that's iffy. You could try the creative commons search engines but they won't be much better. If your monetizing can definitely see your problem. wish I could help there. On the other side I found your image to be better than what i can do. Is this Jeff? Wanna make sure. Either way I do enjoy this article. It's well thought out and its nice to see some air uprising that isn't just "kill organics"

Dr Jimothy
Jimmy Shrekson
31 Jul, 2019 23:44

Yup that is Jeff the Supreme in the original base along with 2 lads having a chat with him (and their minds blown). As for killing organics: Jeff might end up killing non-human intelligent life, particularly the stuff that can carry bigger guns or triple the size of their population every year, just for the sake of removing the potential threat they pose to humanity, basically pulling a WH40K.

Sage Dylonishere123
R. Dylon Elder
1 Aug, 2019 00:27

Ahhh yes. It's a classic! Nothing wrong with that.