Example Products to Avoid
"Are you tired o' bein tired? Sick of feelin like crap? Well hold onto your Rendlings, cause I've got just
the thing for you!"
Product was discovered to be nothing more than dishsoap in a ceramic jar.
"We all have to deal with them -- warts. Tis a fact of life. But what if we didn't? What if a cream existed that'd erase those warts from existence?"
Funguicidal Cream Creator
Cream was tested, and found to be 1 part common mud, and 1 part corrosive liquid.
"This here Rapier? Why, it's made of DiamondGlass! The single strongest material humanity has ever discovered."
Shady weapons merchant
Rapier was collected and examined to be a long shard of broken glass taped to a short wooden rod.
"Look at me, look at how short I am! You probably think I can't reach the highest shelves -- well, you're wrong! With the Extendo-grabbo, I can reach anything!"
Marketer for the Extendo-Grabbo
Extendo-Grabbos were, in fact, poorly constructed single shot harpoon guns.