Cockblocked Like A Bitch
We had a... real intense dinner date. Honestly, little pissed. The Baron didn't bother to let us know that Gilead an' Maltrex were gonna be at dinner. Some other bitches showed up, from Garrison and the thorny one. Basically, the bad guys are gettin' more bodies to throw around. The hot one has a rep for not carin' so much about money, might be worth hittin' up. Keph did some talkin', Crestin did some talkin'. Crestin was real pissed. Can't say I blame him. Sitdown with the bad guys shoulda been pitched. Don't like that.
Yeah. I dunno. Feel like the group is splinterin' a little bit? Keph n' Crestin buttin' heads, Sprig off n' missin'. Ostra, she's inscruta - inscr - fuckin' hard to read. Norhm - a brick. Rahlak - so clearly at odds with the rest of us. United? Fuckin' barely. Honest, I gotta do somethin', otherwise, we're all gonna get fucked. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not this year, but sometime. We oughta work out our differences, or we're gonna shatter like a misshapen bullet in the barrel. I'm gonna do somethin'. Not sure what, yet, but dammit, this shit is killing me.
In other news, I feel like I'm vibin' with Crestin. Was gonna talk to 'im, really lay it out, after dinner. I was dressed up cute, had the right amount o' booze. Then, right out the door behind me comes Norhm, just hangin' out right there. Fuckin' killed the damn mood. Did get some real words outta Crestin, though, so not a total loss. Went to bed real hot an' bothered.
Fuckkit. Let's get this shit done. Team meeting.
Jean's Journal Ordered oldest to newest
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The Lost Bitch; or I Didn't Shoot The Tortle
10 May 2020 03:16:51
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Goddamn Bug Hunt
19 May 2020 09:54:17
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To Hell and Back Again, A Bitch's Tale by Caldas Ice
24 May 2020 04:47:45
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Fried Frog Legs
05 Jun 2020 09:47:38
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Sunrise on My Scarred Asshole
14 Jun 2020 02:09:22
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Fuck
11 Jul 2020 05:31:00
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Fixing a Tree
18 Jul 2020 10:59:13
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I Hate This
19 Jul 2020 05:46:26
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What Goes Around Fuckin Whatever
09 Aug 2020 05:58:04
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So The Goddamn World Is Ending
05 Nov 2020 01:21:59
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Woof
30 Jan 2021 05:27:27
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A Grubby, Torn Letter, Folded and Unfolded Countless Times
05 Feb 2021 07:27:01
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The Fourth Floor Job
08 Feb 2021 05:07:39
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Can't Think of a Name for This One
18 Feb 2021 05:38:34
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Mist
19 Feb 2021 03:11:02
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Thoughts n Shit
27 Feb 2021 12:37:58
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The Kiss
12 Mar 2021 03:34:11
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Shitblistering Assfuck
24 Mar 2021 04:34:19
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In Which I Play Crestin
15 Apr 2021 03:27:20
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Switching Teams
19 Apr 2021 02:01:41
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The Rip Off
27 Apr 2021 04:33:55
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Too Old
11 Jun 2021 06:01:15
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Cockblocked Like A Bitch
11 Jul 2021 12:05:27
10 May 2020 03:16:51
19 May 2020 09:54:17
24 May 2020 04:47:45
05 Jun 2020 09:47:38
14 Jun 2020 02:09:22
11 Jul 2020 05:31:00
18 Jul 2020 10:59:13
19 Jul 2020 05:46:26
09 Aug 2020 05:58:04
05 Nov 2020 01:21:59
30 Jan 2021 05:27:27
05 Feb 2021 07:27:01
08 Feb 2021 05:07:39
18 Feb 2021 05:38:34
19 Feb 2021 03:11:02
27 Feb 2021 12:37:58
12 Mar 2021 03:34:11
24 Mar 2021 04:34:19
15 Apr 2021 03:27:20
19 Apr 2021 02:01:41
27 Apr 2021 04:33:55
11 Jun 2021 06:01:15
11 Jul 2021 12:05:27
The major events and journals in Jean's history, from the beginning to today.
Cockblocked Like A Bitch
We had a... real intense dinner date. Honestly, little pissed. The Baron didn't bother to let us know that Gilead an' Maltrex were gonna be at dinner. Some other bitches showed up, from Garrison and the thorny one. Basically, the bad guys are gettin' more...
12:05 am - 11.07.2021Too Old
Well, finished one of them vaults, Tectan or some shit. Team did real good. Sounds like Ostra, Rheda, Sifa, and Modra got it together. Turned into something special. Her Ra or something. Real proud of em. Crestin killed the monster. Proud of all of em. Th...
06:01 pm - 11.06.2021The Rip Off
Hey, diary. Today I walked up a wall. Challenge number two was to climb up this wall while weird plant monsters chucked shit at us. Fortunately, Keph was ready to fuckin go and started peelin em off the wall with his brain. Real satisfying to watch. Me...
04:33 am - 27.04.2021Switching Teams
We ran into some monkey fuck out here, name of Ing or something. Guy wants us to fuck up Velshava. Had a long talk about that. Not worth it normally, but his people got teleportation circles we can use. Crestin an me an Keph weren't really onboard with ta...
02:01 am - 19.04.2021In Which I Play Crestin
Y'know, I don't think I'da tried to throw lightning 'fore I met these fucks. We went into another vault an' Crestin bailed, needed to do somethin important. We walked on some goddamn clouds, threw some lightning, maybe turned into lightning... weird day....
03:27 pm - 15.04.2021Shitblistering Assfuck
Well, back on the road again. Said goodbye to Zuhuetl, for now. I'll be back. With the blessing of Velshava, the mist seems less awful. I still don't like it, but damn, does it feel good not to be worried about it. Velshava said Volsaid didn't take it. Pr...
04:34 pm - 24.03.2021The Kiss
We finally made it. Goddamn finally. Zu'hetal, or whatever the fuck it's called. Honestly, after that jungle, feels so damn good to breathe clean air. This place is amazing. Food, drink, no one seems neglected or alone. Far cry from the streets o Belford,...
03:34 am - 12.03.2021Thoughts n Shit
Y'know, this whole thing has me thinkin - what if this whole world, all this shit, ain't real. What if it's all just somethin my brain made up? I'm sittin in some hospital back home - hell, I'm sittin in some hospital I ain't never heard of on some world ...
12:37 am - 27.02.2021Mist
Well, here we are in the middle of the death fog. I'd like to get going quick as I can. Air's close as anything in here. Keep seein terrifying shit. Picked up a new guy, name of Norhm. Seen him around, says his boys got offed near Mt. Temmeros. I'll b...
03:11 am - 19.02.2021Can't Think of a Name for This One
So, Sean's alive. Apparently looked for me for some amount of time. Somehow we missed each other, assuming the motherfucker was telling me the truth. Goddammit, I'm pissed an worried at the same time. Fuckin shithead's been wandering around for the whole ...
05:38 pm - 18.02.2021The Shredder's Wake Job
Been feeling kinda sentimental lately. Dunno, not used to feeling... much of anything, honestly. Least of all nostal-knowst- missing the past. But here we are, an I don't think anyone else is gonna write this shit down, so guess I will. This was prolly...
05:06 pm - 08.02.2021A Grubby, Torn Letter, Folded and Unfolded Countless Times
Jean, Hey girl. Gotta skip town for a couple days. Got a gig, can't say too much. You know how UB gets about ------------. I can --------- when I get the chance. Thot a lot --out wha- you said, about getting out and goin- -o Can---ood. Still don't ...
07:27 pm - 05.02.2021Woof
Been awhile. Haven't sat down to write in this since we found out the fuckin' world was fallin' apart. Got shit to talk about, I guess. Little while back, we hit up Sifa's grove (call it Sifa's cuz Rheda basically gave it to her) an' talked with Bart....
05:27 am - 30.01.2021So The Goddamn World Is Ending
Hey journal. Today I almost got to kill Volsaid. Fuckin bitch took it to me, though, almost put me out. That's on me, gotta get better at fightin' close. Let's back the fuck up. It's been a minute since I wrote; not too much time when we was explorin' ...
01:21 am - 05.11.2020What Goes Around Fuckin Whatever
It feels real fuckin' good to let loose again. Didn't write last couple of weeks, but we went back and fucked up those damn frogs from a couple months back. I killed seven of em. After we killed a ton of em, Keph convinced em to give up and leave. I gu...
05:36 am - 09.08.2020I Hate This
Let 'em down again. The goddamn monsters are starting to fuck with my head. I dropped that first gnoll and something took me over, made my body not mine. I woulda walked into killing myself if Crestin hadn't thrown that net on me. I got one shot off - one...
05:46 am - 19.07.2020Fixing a Tree
Well, good news is I can still kill some shit. Met up with the good Baron (not Siona's dad, the other one). He offered us a... Knighthood? Not quite, but it might as well be. Guess we made a good impression. Guy called me a hero. He doesn't know everyt...
10:59 pm - 18.07.2020Fuck
Okay... this is hard to put down in words, but I guess we're all supposed to journal for mental health reasons or some shit. We got our asses kicked. Straight up. We all headed out to check out some gnolls what ambushed Frang, and we got ambushed. I sa...
02:20 am - 11.07.2020Sunrise on My Scarred Asshole
It finally happened. We were just heading out on a mission, to go scout some fuckin' new dock spot, when I heard someone I hadn't heard in 18 years. I turned around, and it was that fuckin' Bjorn thug, Xan. I rushed him, little bastard bitched out. Tried ...
02:09 pm - 14.06.2020Fried Frog Legs
Alright, day... whatever, 50 something. Been feeling real on edge lately. Frank and Crestin didn't show for the latest contract, and I'm getting suspicious. Who're they talking to when the rest of us are gone for days on end? Too many coincidences lately...
09:47 pm - 05.06.2020Feeling shook. There was a Anointed brand on the side of Ghira's store. Not sure if it's legit or some idiot noble kid trying to be edgy, but I'll sleeping with one eye open.
01:10 am - 28.05.2020To Hell and Back Again, A Bitch's Tale by Caldas Ice
Got a contract for some goblins in the mine south of Fiddletown. Guess they'd run the Mining Guild off and were shipping the ore somewhere else. Pay's good, so fuck it. The string bean wasn't with us for this one, Sprig says he wanders off occasionally. I...
04:47 pm - 24.05.2020Goddamn Bug Hunt
Cleaned ichor off my boots today. Fuck, that shit smells. Went back to the cave we found the little bitch in to clear out the kruthiks. It wa'nt hard to find our way back. We headed down in to the cave and got pretty deep in before the first bug showed...
06:49 am - 19.05.2020The Lost Bitch; or I Didn't Shoot The Tortle
Well, that was something. Fermycus (never could spell that fucker's name) approached me with a contract; a hunter name of Kaijin said his kid got kidnapped by the puddle jumpers and wanted us to go rescue her. Whatever, long as the pay's good enough. S...
03:16 pm - 10.05.2020Well, I'm here. It's hot and sticky, and the goddamn insects are murder, but at least it's... green? I always hated green. The fuck am I doing here...
01:57 pm - 03.05.2020The list of amazing people following the adventures of Jean.
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