Fixing a Tree
Well, good news is I can still kill some shit.
Met up with the good Baron (not Siona's dad, the other one). He offered us a... Knighthood? Not quite, but it might as well be. Guess we made a good impression. Guy called me a hero. He doesn't know everything, I suppose. I think I'm down.
We went back to base and took a contract Sprig sat out on. We were checking out a tree, which ain't my thing, but whatever. Turns out there was some kind of undead kidnapping folks an eatin em. Grabbed a guy named Arturo. We fought some cave fishers. We killed em. Keph knows Fireball. That's pretty cool.
After we smoked the bodak, the tree started fixing itself. Guess that did the trick.
Hope we get a crack at those fuckin gnolls again.
Yeah, done now.
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The Kiss
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