Bloody Screams. Enchanted Wolves.
Shadows Trying to Kill You.
Now mix in a terrified teen.
Finally home and safe from psychotic Noah, one’d think Wendell deserves a moment’s rest from the Iskari High Council, not making up a year’s worth of meetings.
Nine-year-old mage-in-training Brina is having a bad day with her lessons. She is having a worse day with the walk (and accidental swim) she took to calm down. As she tries to make her way home, she recalls the many lessons of her adopted...
Alexos Fox is of course quite sad when the long-time butler of his household, the man who all but raised him, retires. He is not at all prepared for the old man’s replacement: his exceedingly attractive and painfully tempting nephew, Harry Sutton.
Honest Politicians. Humane Terrorists. Religious Devils.
Then it gets confusing…
Wendell’s learned that gnomes are just as irritating and dangerous as humans…they just come in smaller packaging.
Citizens are rebelling, the government’s collapsing, the Church...
Caught. Tortured. Scheduled for execution. Any Questions?
Wendell and Dax are exposed and the gnomes of Clockwork City are freaking out.
Are they spies? Is this an invasion?
Was this all just a terror tactic to get gnomes to pay their taxes?
Now with Wendell...
Fame. Fortune. Thrown into the City incinerator.
Wendell’s chance at the title was always a long shot.
Since then he’s been on TV, Radio and even has the attention of The Church.
Fact is, he’s more popular than ever.
So why are people trying to kill him?
Wizards. Elves. Giant Robots with Automatic Weapons.
Wendell is dying for a change of scenery, but Clockworks City has a ban on all outsiders.
It’s a law punishable by death.
So how does a 5’ 10” human hide among 1.5 BILLION gnomes?
By competing in the...
Stranded, alone…with a tree sticking out of his bellybutton.
Wendell’s task is simple: get to Til-Thorin Keep.
Add to that no map, no help and no flippin’ idea where he is and you have a day in the life of our hero.
Oh wait—we forgot to add the...
Dream girls. Fried snails. A 30” bodyguard with pink ponytails.
Being a hero comes with learning curves.
The curve of a hip.
The curve of a sword.
The curve of a sucker punch as it connects with your face.
It wouldn’t be so bad if Wendell had professionals...
What do the greatest bards of the world do when they get together? They challenge one another's sanity, of course. Mind's Eye is a challenge of storytelling wit. Can you solve the mystery behind each tale? Find out.
Dr. Gitoph Urras, PhD is a social psychologist with a powerful insight when it comes to curing SAS (Stunted Adult Syndrome, also known as 'generational retardicus'). In his book, Dr. Gitoph walks you through the process of becoming an adult by giving respect....
Our personal stories are more complex and intertwined than you might realize.
That's exactly what our hero, Wendell P Dipmier discovers when he runs from his responsibilities and finds himself listening to the resident bard at the Roadkill Tavern.