The Ceremony
Schmeelon Cunkuck by andreaspsillos4
Hjiffnz E is a ceremony meant to represent a Dwarven child growing into their role as a Dwarf, thus why the ceremony is named the "Growing In" as this is also when their beard is growing in.
Taking place at some point in a young Dwarves life from when they are nineteen up until when they are thirty, the Hjiffnz E is when a Dwarf is finally told the name of their family. Dwarven family names are important, and people outside of a family are not allowed to know the name of that family. This is because the family name is what binds them together, and knowing it is what brings you in (some famous Dwarven families and figures ignore this for the more Human custom of publicizing the last name, which makes them popular with young Dwarves who want an identity and family to belong with. This is crucial in Dwarven celebrity culture, as it brings legions of young exploitable fans to a celebrity, an example of this being
Schmeelon Cunkuck).
The ceremony begins with the father of the young Dwarf (or a Priest of Hadur if the father is unavailable for any reason) standing at an altar. The young Dwarf walks to the altar, and the father must yank as hard as possible on the young Dwarven Beard to ensure that it is not fake.
Once it is proven, the young Dwarf pulls at the father's Beard. The two pull at each other's Beards until one of them laughs. The one that laughs is then designated the Last to Drink.
The two Dwarves then light a row of scented candles, each one paying respect to Hadur. There is one for each of Hadur's domains (family, community, creation), but also one for the household, the future, and the army. Once these candles are lit, the Dwarves must recite a passage from Hadur's Holy Text from memory. There is no penalty in failing, as a Priest will normally be present to fill in any gaps or help the young Dwarf if they stumble.
Grammir by Jarhed
Finally, the father whispers the family name into their child's ears, ushering them into their family. This ends the main ceremony. However, it is not the end of the night.
The Afterparty
All people present for the ceremony will then hit up the closest bar. The Last to Drink is responsible for paying for all of the drinks, and is not allowed to drink until at least everyone else has finished their second drink.
Alcoholic beverages are not only common, but are mandatory for all in attendance. This includes children, as Dwarves are horribly irresponsible with who is allowed to drink, though for the young Dwarf that just had their Hjiffnz E, this is said to be their "first drink in the eyes of Hadur."
Complications
The ceremony does not always go well, most notably for those that wear fake Beards.
Fake Beards are ripped off at the ceremony, and often the one wearing it will be swarmed by surrounding Dwarves and beaten for mocking such a holy ceremony and mocking Hadur's honor.
A notable example of this is the Hjiffnz E Ceremony of the man who would become the General of the Violet Vipers, Grammir. His father was revealed to have a fake Beard when Grammir did the pulling back and yanked his father's beard off. Grammir's father claimed that he had been experiencing male pattern baldness and his beard was losing its strength, so he shaved it off and replaced it. Grammir did not care, and refused to accept his father's family name, making a new one for himself in that moment.
This is common in cases where the father is wearing a fake Beard. If the child is, then they are disowned by the family and never told the family name. These are rare occurrences, as Dwarves are normally able to grow a Beard. If a Dwarf is unable to grow one, it is most likely due to being born with a
Mutation known as Hadur's Curse.
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