McDales
The Fast Food Giant
McDales is a fast-food company founded by Dale to bring food to the world. There is a McDales in every major settlement in Totania, though no one knows when they were built. There are also McDales in every realm, most notably in Hell and Heaven. Any settlements made after the founding of McDales had a McDales pop up overnight. They are indestructible, and allow refugees to flee from battle and eat within McDales. Within each McDales is a copy of Dale. They all share the same mind, and have seemingly infinite knowledge of the ongoings of the world. If someone enters a McDales, Dale will encourage them to eat. If they don't, but they stay in McDales too long, Dale will corner them. He will insist that they eat, and if they refuse, he puts them in Dale Jail.Dale Jail
Dale Jail is a children's playground in every McDales. This is where the people who refuse to eat, but stay in McDales, are placed. There is seemingly no exit, and they are forced to roam around it for 45 minutes, though the time for them actually passes much slower, so it is a month for them. After they exit, they lose all memory of the specifics of the Dale Jail, but just know they have experienced a month of torture.Structure
Dale is the only full-time employee of McDales. They accept internships from young students who need a living wage.
"You're going to McDales. You will like it."
Founding Date
-10
Type
Corporation, Business
"At McDales, we serve food. You eat food. McDales feeds you."No one knows why it's there. Dale will not answer questions about it, he'll just say, "You read it."
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