Suen-Magir

Tourists who visit Utnapishtim seldom know that the almost naked beggar who just insulted them was Suen-Magir, the head of state of the planet they’re on. Why would they? He’s just a slightly more rude than everyone else of the locals.

Suen-Magir started out as an ordinary fish merchant in the capital city, This Rock, which is a job with a lot of competition. More or less everyone on Utnapishtim is either a fisherman, a fish merchant or both. He got into a heated argument with his next-door neighbor, and biggest competitor on the block, and said that the neighbor's stall smelled like a "Brothel full of elderly women who don't clean their c***s properly." A working woman who heard him took offense and reported him to the authorities and he was sentenced to life as First Asshole.

Wealth & Financial state

When sentenced to First Asshole the subject is traditionally stripped of all belongings, including clothing. In other words, he has no wealth whatsoever.

Current Location

This Rock

Species

Human

Ethnicity

Mesopotamian/Sumerian

Honorary & Occupational Titles

First Asshole

Currently Held Titles

• First Asshole

Year of Birth

2920 SE 35 Years old

Birthplace

This Rock

Current Residence

This Rock

Aligned Organization

Council of Assholes

Ruled Locations

• This Rock
• Utnapishtim
• Utnapishtim Star System