The world of Shakiraverse is one of multitudes and contradictions, filled with all sorts of bizarre and absurd ideas. "Why is Shakira the world?" you might ask. "Why is she the planes, how does this all work? This isn't very coherent, are you guys okay?"
These are all excellent and valid questions, ones that we will make no effort to answer. The one rule of Shakiraverse is "Don't overthink it, unless you're going to make it absurd". Every article is a journey of its own, pushing an ordinary (and often dumb) idea to its extreme, until as little coherence remains.
This world is to be the bad movies of worldbuilding, the kind that are so terrible you can't help but have an awesome time watching them. If this sounds like your kind of fun, hop in, grab a drink, and welcome to the Shakiraverse!