Dinnannasho

Dinnannasho. Play with your food!

Dinnannasho are genestructs designed, owned, and produced by Abominable Creations Inc. to cater to experience seekers and culinary enthusiasts. They are a line of species produced to put up token resistance before being slain by the customer and consumed.

Dinnannasho are ethics compliant, nutritious, and, most importantly, fun!

Menu

Poppers

Our Poppers are a crowd favorite and the the ideal size for someone who likes a little extra fight in their meal, but doesn't want to break the bank or a sweat. Three or four of these will leave even the most hearty patron stuffed.
Served in a deep-dish bowl with two two-tine forks per patron.

We've got delicious meatball organs and noodle veins!

— Popper Pete

Turducktopus

The perfect size for a family or small teambuilder, Turductopodes are a cross between a turkey, a duck, and an octopus. They're served brined and seasoned in a greased pit. Patrons are given a pronged spear and are recommended to strip and oil up or to wear a body suit for the full experience.
Make a game of it! Whoever has the most of a Turducktopus on their plate before it dies, wins! All patrons get a complimentary shower while the chef cooks your Turductopus.

Serving

The proper way to consume a Dindin is to first arm yourself...

Preparation

Dindins are served in oiled and seasoned pits. Depending on the Dindin, diners are given a choice of simple melee weapons to use such as: bladed knuckles, knives, spears, tridents, and so forth.
Several diners enter the pit, nude, showered, and oiled. If the Dindin is large, diners may be grouped together and given a goal bucket to fill, otherwise they will be given a smaller personal bucket or plate.

The Hunt

Diners compete to see how much of the creature they can carve off into their bucket
get onto their plate before it expires. It is extremely fast, and while it has no fight response, its flight response my inadvertently cause it to bowl into the oiled combatants' shins, knocking them down and causing minor concussions.
Once the Dindin has expired, a chef cooks what is on their plates.

The Celebration

One the Dindin has been cooked and the Diners showered, they reconvene and enjoy the fruits of their labors.

Trivia

Dinnannashos had no name originally. They were unveiled by Petri Smorgasboard during a food faire with the announcement of "Behold, Dinner and a Show!" Before he could finish his patent, however, he was killed while hunting a large experimental Dindin in his lab.

Basic Information

Anatomy

Dindins are extremely hardy. Their central nervous system is small and recessed deep into their body, and they have multiple redundant organs. The have no method of communication or ability to make sounds, and are about as intelligent as an insect.

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