C1-3.5 Session 3.5 (Muamarr)

General Summary

Gadaffi sneaked out of his tent in the bazaar and into a creepy old tent near the center area. Inside stood a shadowy figure that porcupine Gaddafi had issues trying to find. After projectile pooping his way to the top of the desk, Gadaffi met a strangely humanoid gnoll that spoke like the hanging lamp from Brave Little Toaster (Peter Lorre-eque?). He nonchalantly debased this form and tasked Gadaffi to serve him and gain great power. To prove himself, the gnoll reverted Gadaffi back to his original form and teleported him to a balmy seaside cottage to kill one of his former servants. Discovering Gadaffi scrawling around the house, the half-elf woman inside eventually converses with Gadaffi pleading about the omphalos that anchors the gods to the world. She also revealed that the Unfettered (her old team) was responsible for destroying it thereby rapturing the halfling. She roughly explains that the omphalos anchoring the elements and that seating these four gems leads to 'providence'. Gadaffi pees outside of her house uses burning hands to attempt to roast her alive. She regains composure after a fit of hideous laughing but is grotesquely shattered into giblets. Tephra, the dark lord that was avatared through the gnoll, took control of both fires and punished Gadaffi for his insolence. As a gift, he crumbled to the house into a singularity, namely an obsidian twelve-pointed star of a gem. He is then teleported back to the tent and polymorphed against his will back into a porcupine. There, newly transformed Gadaffi wakes Torque squeaking and shitting crazily on the ground at four in the morning.

Rewards Granted

Peludan Shard

Character(s) interacted with

Tephra
Former Unfettered and former follower of Tephra†

Report Date

18 Oct 2017

Primary Location

Wandering Bazaar

Secondary Location

Oren