The day of the assassination came. Barg managed to persuade the guards to allow me on top of the wall. His ability to sweet-talk has improved drastically. I attribute 37% of his success to my Smell-Good Spray(TM).
The attempt began and I teleported the Graph to the top of the wall with me. Her guards that weren't trying to kill her were (as usual) useless.
Despite their incompetence we foiled the attempt and killed them all. We are now investigating Nirksi's townhouse.
So far we have narrowly avoided being blown up twice, failed in avoiding being blown up once, and found a scroll directly mentioning the elder God Chernomac.
Chances of happiness if we proceed are less than 10%.