[To the tune of Hakuna Matata from the Lion King]
[WIND]
Lightning on Water!
What a wonderful ship
[VENNET]
Lightning on Water!
They've not gave the slip
[WIND]
We'll catch up with them
And then slaughter them all
[BOTH]
It's our guarantee - they'll try to flee!
Lightning on Water!
[WIND]
Why, when he was a young half elf
[VENNET]
When I was a young half eeeeeeeelf!
[WIND]
Very nice!
[VENNET]
Thanks!
[WIND]
He found his crew lacked a level of due respect -
they ran a coup and the first mate needs to be wrecked!
[VENNET]
I'm a sensitive soul, though I'm positive
And it hurt but I will make sure they don't live!
And oh, the pain
[WIND]
(They'll feel pain!)
[VENNET]
They called me insane!
[WIND]
(You're not insane!)
[VENNET]
And I know it sucked
[WIND]
(How did you feel?)
[VENNET]
But they'll soon be f-
[WIND]
Vennet! Not in front of the Revered!
[VENNET]
Oh... sorry...
[BOTH]
Lightning on Water!
What a wonderful ship
Lightning on Water!
It makes my heart go flip!
[KALSHANA cause why not join in on this nonsense!]
You'll soon catch up
and you'll make them pay
[WIND]
This isn't a trio...
[BOTH]
We'll have revenge, let's not pretend!
Lightning on Water!
Lightning on Water!
Lightning on Water!
Lightning...
It means follow Dah'mir
'til we get what we due
We know what to do, what he asks us to!
Lightning on Water!