Fiery

by Kalshana

[to the tune of Shiny from Moana.]

[To Singe]

Well, Hrucann hasn't always been this glam
A nonchalant dolgaunt once
Now you know your little victory was a sham
Because I'm undying, baby

Did your General say, "Remember, keep cool"?
"Follow orders and keep in line"?
Looks to me that your General is a real tool
and let's hear you whine

I'd rather be fiery
I am nothing that any magic water could quell
Cast the spell and make it look fiery
I will burn like your latest dropped bombshell
What the hell, don't you know?

Y'all are dumb, dumb, dumb
You really think you'll be winners? Beginners!
Oh, and here they come, come, come
Your friends really should be quitters
Losing tastes bitter.

Singe, you're really screwed
Now let's end this bloodfeud

[Insert Terfel turning up and challenging Hrucann and then getting knocked out, lol]

Well, well, well
Little Terfel didn't take up my warning
You little tiny-whiny human boy
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Still mourning? (Get it?)
You don't swing it like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For just like you I made myself a work of art
I'll never hide, I can't

I'm too fiery
Watch me sizzle like a burning barbeque
Get a clue, you knew i'm so fiery
No Gatekeepers or mercs can hold me back
Cut them some slack, weaklings.

You could try, try, try
But you can't expect a mortal
To win in a cortile (Look it up)

You will die, die, die
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart

Far from the ones who you fight for in vain,
their memories of you are fading and fuzzy
You try to be tough
But your armor's just not hard enough

Terfel! Hear that? It's your death knell!
Ever seen someone so

fiery?
Soak it in cause it's the last you'll ever see
C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so fiery
Now I kill you so prepare your final plea
Just for me

You'll never be quite as fiery
You wish you were nice and fiery

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