The Lingering Eyore, the Jesus Lion, the Unversed, and a Whole Bunch of Other Stuff

NOT IN MY PHONE (Journal)
Sorry it's been a while, just catching up on everything.
 
So we tried cleaning Merlin's office, which didn't last long. I'll never look at "It's a Small World" the same way again. Being chained to Darius wasn't exactly fun either. Nonetheless... I honestly felt like I was the only one who had a screw on their head straight. Let's just count out the instances of pure and unnecessary fuckery.
 
1) Hayato found a book that's actually a portal to a world called Winnie the Pooh. He found a tail in Merlin's office just lying around (Merlin, don't know what you do in your spare time, but ok). He opened the book like an idiot and brought himself, Baby Bear, Nyla (our new teammate Rowan's tiger, interesting girl, will talk about her more later). So we go in after him to find him fighting a MASSIVE, DEPRESSED, DARKNESS-INDUCED DONKEY... LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THIS DUDE WAS RIPPED. He MURDERED our asses until Ephraim grabbed the tail and put it on him. He saved us all. Props to you man.
 
2) After all that happened, these two twins named Thorn and Zorn came in... and they went straight to this wardrobe and manipulated Leo to walk in thinking it had something to do with Halloween... I swear to god. Anyway, eventually we all go in, against our better judgement, but some interesting things happened. We met a bunch of talking animals, including a huge lion, which Hayato actually somehow rode. What a champ. This place was really cool. Like honestly, if it were any other day, I'd be so hype, but I was so scared of getting in trouble. So it was an ordinary excursion until we ran into this young girl who also had a keyblade (she didn't know what it was called). She's quite naive, but oddly adorable. When we were finishing our mission, Thorn and Zorn went off on their own, they came back being followed by a massive Unversed, which exclusively attacked them even though we were all there. As we defeated it, Merlin pulled us out of the world, and cleaned his office in a flash... so much for all our work. He wasn't mad though, surprisingly.
 
Afterwards, we took the new girl to meet Headmaster Yen Sid, and I'm pretty sure she died when Sora's world (Destiny Islands) fell to darkness, and somehow came back. Truly a frightening thought, I can't imagine how long she was in limbo or something for. In a way, it kinda reminds me of my journey. I'll talk to her more later.
 
But in other news, I waited for the others to leave, minus Rowan, and approached Yen Sid for my punishment... which was... nothing?! WHAT?! I was surprised. But apparently someone caught Yen Sid up on the whole situation, and I explained to him how I never thought things would go this far. Nonetheless, he said Merlin was happy with our "job," and he told me "Now you know. And I am to understand it won't happen again." Absolutely. Never again. In fact, I owe Leo for that. He also understood my concern with the Darius situation, just because I don't know his intentions. He's so inquisitive and nosy and so concealing of his goals. Yen Sid then took me aside (no phones) and told me that they have a plan for Darius, one that certainly made me feel a lot safer. I'll still keep away from my phone just in case, do my part, but that was quite a relief.
 
Nonetheless, quite a journey today. And I'm just happy it's done and I can get back to what I was supposed to be doing.
 
Oh also, I ACED exam week. Hell yeah. :)