Toilet Trees

The Common Joke

Toilet Trees are one of the most ubiquitous things found in practically every city, on every farm, and sometimes out in the wilderness near rivers or other bodies of freshwater. Their name comes from the thick, soft, fur-covered leaves that are used to clean yourself. Because of the nature of this plant, and that I want to discuss its historical relevance rather than the culture around it, here are all the shitty puns I've heard.

• You can make a rack to hold your toiletries from this wood. It's a toilet tree, to hold your toiletries, on your Toilet Tree.
• It's a really shitty crop.
• Growing this is piss easy.
• If you don't have one on your property, your up shit creek.

Now that I have relegated those jokes to the past tense, let's get on with the history.

History

Originally spread by Fields Union sometime after 120AE, the toilet tree has proven to be one of the hardiest crops known to the awoken. As it has been able to survive in every biome on Plenumia. The crop is considered of critical importance to every settlement since the trees use has become wide spread. Monks from The Way of the Wood recorded a steep decline in illness and wound infection at the point of the trees adoption as a common practice. This has become a snow ball effect, making hygiene an important aspect to most of the cultures on Plenumia.

Geographic Distribution

• Plenumia