Calypso’s Curiosities
Bargaining
Elpha never had her mother’s aptitude for bartering, so she depends on Calypso’s guidance when determining prices. Often, Elpha will name a price below the market value, before a disapproving meow prompts her to recant: “200 dollars is fine – eh, far too low, maybe 400 dollars, no, 500 dollars!” Seeing as Calypso is the true mastermind of the business, how customers treat her as a cat greatly influences prices. Give her a treat? Now you are her best friend – at least until her next nap. Try to kick her or scare her away from something, and prices will skyrocket – or you may even end up cursed! Flattery aimed at Elpha won’t affect prices, while earnest interest and compliments directed at Calypso go far.Biases
Calypso – whose opinion weighs most heavily when it comes to bargaining – has a strong preference for wizards. Characters who are nice to animals – such as druids or rangers – are also favored. Conversely, characters who own dogs – “those wretched beasts!” – will find no good bargain in the shop, if they are allowed entry at all.Valuables
Item Name | Type | Rarity | Value | |
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1 | Potion of Climbing | potion | common | $25 |
2 | Potion of Diminution | potion | rare | $50 |
3 | Spell Scroll (1st Level): Frost Fingers | scroll | common | $50 |
4 | Spell Scroll (2nd Level): Moonbeam | scroll | uncommon | $100 |
5 | Potion of Clairvoyance | potion | rare | $100 |
6 | Potion of Invisibility | potion | very rare | $200 |
7 | Spell Scroll (3rd Level): Tidal Wave | scroll | uncommon | $300 |
8 | Ring of Jumping | ring | uncommon | $300 |
9 | Potion of Fire Giant Strength | potion | rare | $400 |
10 | Ring of Feather Falling | ring | rare | $400 |
11 | Spell Scroll (4th Level): Staggering Smite | scroll | rare | $500 |
12 | Ring of Mind Shielding | ring | uncommon | $500 |
13 | Potion of Supreme Healing | potion | very rare | $600 |
14 | Ring of Cold Resistance | ring | rare | $1,000 |
15 | Spell Scroll (5th Level): Passwall | scroll | rare | $1,000 |
16 | Potion of Storm Giant Strength | potion | legendary | $1,000 |
17 | Ring of Evasion | ring | rare | $2,500 |
18 | Staff of Healing | staff | rare | $5,000 |
19 | Wand of Paralysis | wand | rare | $8,000 |
20 | Tome of Understanding | wonderous item | very rare | $30,000 |
Defenses
No Meek Magicians
Elpha is a competent wizard who, despite her friendly demeanor, is perfectly capable of defending herself against aggressive customers. Armed with powerful magical defenses and spells of evocation, Elpha dishes out destruction with surprising relish when necessary. Though her predicament prevents her from casting spells, Calypso is no harmless kitty. A magical necklace – crafted by Elpha with Calypso’s guidance – allows her to transform into a fearsome spellmane lion (see Calypso’s stat block)Arcane Wards
The entirety of Calypso’s Curiosities and Magical Emporium is protected by a permanent private sanctum spell that blocks divination and teleportation spells. The windows and doors in the shop are also imbued with alarm spells that send mental alarms to Elpha if intruders try to enter when she’s out. The shop’s most valuable items are kept in the back, protected by a glyph of warding on the door that casts a DC 16 mass suggestion (“Run away as fast as you can!”) on any who enter without Elpha or Calypso. Another glyph of warding holding an irresistible dance spell targets any who pick up the items without permission (the glyphs are removed when an item is sold).Calling for Backup
Elpha also carries a ring of alarm, which triggers if she's reduced to 0 hit points, becomes unwillingly incapacitated (such as when stunned by a spell), or if she simply says the name “Bandakus.” When triggered, guard captain Bandakus (veteran) receives a magical message (as with the spell sending). Reacting promptly, the captain and 8 veterans from a nearby garrison show up at the shop only a few rounds later.History
Before she managed to turn herself into a cat, Calypso was a well-respected wizard and enchanter. She had spent years studying at the Academy Arcana before becoming a professor there herself. After giving birth to her daughter, Elpha, she retired from her position at the academy and opened up Calypso’s Curiosities and Magical Emporium. Elpha’s father is no longer in the picture (“Leave it to that fool conjurer to pop out to the Feywild for a bag of pixie dust and never return!” as Calypso would often remark to Elpha – before she became a cat, that is).
As the daughter of two competent wizards, Elpha was trained in the arcane arts from an early age. She has become a skilled evoker, although seemingly never good enough to meet her mother’s high standards. Elpha’s life hasn’t become easier since Calypso’s transformation, as her mother is never too far away to comment (“meow–meeeeow–meeeeeooow!”). Despite constant castings of prestidigitation, Elpha always has a little cat fur on her somewhere.
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Author's Notes
Material, including the artwork, taken from Wanderer's Guide to Merchants and Magic.