The Talking Door Handle

"Seriously, how the fuck do you guys deal with that door? He drives me insane" - Gnome Workman #17

Talking Door Handle

Recent history

  Those who would climb the tower of souls chose The Talking Door Handle's door as the door they wanted to solve, to enter the Center Chamber . This delighted the Door Handle, as he had not had any company in ages -- and he decided to have fun with his new guests. A full account of the interaction can be found here: The center

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Shiny, brass colored, slightly tarnished with age

Body Features

Consists only of a face attached to a door.

Facial Features

Its nose is the doors handle, with two large eyes above, and mouth below.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Older than most of the souls in Synthacrosia, and forced to remain in one place, the Talking Door Handle manages to keep a cheerful attitude towards life.   While the Level 1 Interstitial was in use, the Door Handle would often have conversations with the technicians and designers and laborers as they went about their tasks. The Door Handle was a bit of a prankster, and would delight in locking the door, forcing people to solve annoying riddles before he would open it for them.


Was taught riddles, rhymes, and linguistics by its creator.


Purposed to guard the door to the Center Chamber

Mental Trauma

Generally unable to take anything serious, everything is a joke and a prank to it

Intellectual Characteristics

Logical and sneaky, lawyeristic in the way it speaks its riddles

Personality Characteristics


Dreams to inconvenience every single soul in synthacrosia, at least once, a little bit. Just enough to annoy them.

Likes & Dislikes

Dislikes dirty hands   Likes Soul Coins
chaotic neutral
Honorary & Occupational Titles
The Northern Door Guard
Year of Birth
421 BcA 2421 Years old
Circumstances of Birth
Created by a powerful magic user to guard a door and keep it locked
Current Residence
White with solid black pupils and iris. Jovial.
Its face is its entire body; 8" in height
1-2 lbs
Quotes & Catchphrases
"Yes, that is the password!"   "No you cannot enter, the password needs to be said!"
Known Languages
common, gnomish, elvish, draconic

Cover image: by Stormbril


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