The Boom Wagon
Not too long ago, a small gang of dumbass junkies and wannabe arsonists tried to recreate the big ol' bombing that struck the south bridge over the Irondequoit Bay, packing a van full of 800lbs of explosives and looking to head it straight towards The Lock. It was a dumb idea, but if they could position it, detonate it, and escape to North Web, they might have been considered heroes for opening up the Lock once and for all and putting an end to the reign of terror of Irene over the entirety of the region, forever going down in infamy as the assholes who really rained on Irene's parade that day.
But, like all other dumbasses out there in Irene's Decoy, they too underestimated her, and fell to her gaze. The driver of the van had nowhere else to look and fell to her possession, swerving the van off the side of the bridge and into the waters of the bay. The crew was able to escape to the shores, but was mowed down by Seaway forces. On the other hand, the driver drowned and died, and somehow the explosives never went off...
Well, we're really going to miss that crappy old wagon, but hey- the Boom Wagon served her time. She deserves to rest in peace at the bottom of the bay- it's the least anybody can do for her now...
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