Episode 2: Recipe for Disaster Report
General Summary
• Players are thrown out to the portal + 3 green elves
• Everyone throws up except syrus
• Enters sideway inn
• Patrons celebrate we vomited
• Ko Rava and Zy didn’t reach make it out of the portal
• Nakah gaslights the group saying Ko and Zy were never with us
• Gurvel order milks- it is out, as Orgin ordered all of it
• Ogrin, pours milk into Gurvel's mouth, holding his head, Gurvel goes onto his knees with his tongue wagging
• Ailil hands everyone a drink and says "hare of the hound" and drinks
• Talu introduces herself to Gurvel, • Gurvel cant pronounce T sounds and struggles to say Talu
• Syrus and Talu promise to not make things tense
• Players inquire with Mura about the Aurelian elves at bar - mura knows nothing but is aware they chat to the owners of the bar and sus do work, and drop a lot of cash
• All locals - are drunk
• Talutah looks around and thinks the bartender will know something about the leylines
• Syrus, Talu and Mura, Arthom -- walk towards the bartender
Bartender - Lottodad Squire • The brewer • Family business • Couple decades ago - someone puked green -bio port to the fey realm, o Ugly creatures: • green bald makakuna, firey, no facial hair • Green elf like - some elf, hair white, banshee like - chaotic, • Wings lizard like -- • Lizard with no tail --- • His Daughter- franny: recounts a demon red horns, -- magic to seduce franny o She was an alchemist, same as father and grandfather • Frangan - father of Lottodad • Looks like chieftain ogrin ---- he ascended to god hood after destroying enkelodas • Enkelodas put in fake champions • Lottodad adopted a greenelf - • Dwavres v green elves o Farming rights o Divided the lands • Compliments talu and syrus for not being compelled into racial battles • Proposes a business deal to import Squires beer to zynnii
Franny Squire -- • Goth baddie • Gurvel casts divine sense -- no demon but heart broken by demon o Longing sense • Quiet, independent, toughness, dwarf age -- adult
• Demon lover o First laid Smooth talker • Portal o Potion - to detects sprites for entrances back • Franny trusts Gurvel
• Gurvel and Arthom walk down to the basement to grab the Franny's potion o Arthom grabs a tray of potions that looks the correct once o Gurvel's tail knocks potions into the Squire's kegs Arthom hits Gurvel's tail o Gurvel grabs the keg • Franny and her grandfather are both alchemist • Lottodad pours out drinks from the spliced keg, everyone but Gurvel, drinks the beer
• Arthom -- drinks his and Gurvel's o Shrinking potion o Love potion to the closest person Franny • Arthom strokes Franny's cheek • Franny "you're disgustingly small" • Lucidius and Mura - feel like performers o Want to put show on • Lucidius speaks in rhymes • Talu transforms into a green frog o Talu and Arthom start arguing both stuck under a cup • Ogrin drinks a youth potion o People recognise him as the chieftain • Ailil - itchy so he takes his clothes off • Syrus - focused on corner of the bar -- a goblin staring at him, o Every time syrus looks away the goblin gets closer o He tries to explain to gurvel, gurvel gives him his axe • The axe almost falls on top of him, moves out of the way before it helps • Axe thuds • Mura -- calls happy hour and sprays keg squire • Patrons sing, dance, frogs, shrinking, older, honest, laughing only, stripping, falling in love with each other, mind goblin infected • Gurvel and Naka are the only sober ones • Syrus tries to explain the mind goblin infecged patrons about the portal and leylines - Syrus explains one of the people from the portal slept with Franny, they believe someone has to sleep with franny • Franny drinks the beer and turns to a guy - Fran • Fran picks up Arthom into another room, Franny returns back into a girl o Arthom gets inspiration
• Nakah adjusts his goggles and fixes portal remnants • Franny drinks a potion to forget and offers Athom a potion he agrees • Next sunrise Nariel -- investigate further leylines has had in nature • We are invited to clan hunt - giant beasts and pride • Lottodad invited us to come back and wants journal entries
• Gurvel sits all players down and uses his cape as a table cloth • Gurvel only has one arm o Does an icebreaker • Arthom won't disclose why is following the monkey • Gurvel mentions he is following Nakah his master told him to • Gurvel mission- Kills bad guys in the name of the alpha • Syrus - good at tracking things • Gurvel -- one good arm and one little arm • Stump • Lucidius - moved house to house -- seeking family • Nakah "womp womp" • Gurvel stands up for lucidius • Talu - follow for an adventure • Talu and Syrus -- Syrus recounts the Lupo hunted after his people (Solen), the sun god didn’t like the lupo • Syrus - sailed across seas to kill leader at the time • Mura - learn more about alchemy
• Everyone throws up except syrus
• Enters sideway inn
• Patrons celebrate we vomited
• Ko Rava and Zy didn’t reach make it out of the portal
• Nakah gaslights the group saying Ko and Zy were never with us
• Gurvel order milks- it is out, as Orgin ordered all of it
• Ogrin, pours milk into Gurvel's mouth, holding his head, Gurvel goes onto his knees with his tongue wagging
• Ailil hands everyone a drink and says "hare of the hound" and drinks
• Talu introduces herself to Gurvel, • Gurvel cant pronounce T sounds and struggles to say Talu
• Syrus and Talu promise to not make things tense
• Players inquire with Mura about the Aurelian elves at bar - mura knows nothing but is aware they chat to the owners of the bar and sus do work, and drop a lot of cash
• All locals - are drunk
• Talutah looks around and thinks the bartender will know something about the leylines
• Syrus, Talu and Mura, Arthom -- walk towards the bartender
Bartender - Lottodad Squire • The brewer • Family business • Couple decades ago - someone puked green -bio port to the fey realm, o Ugly creatures: • green bald makakuna, firey, no facial hair • Green elf like - some elf, hair white, banshee like - chaotic, • Wings lizard like -- • Lizard with no tail --- • His Daughter- franny: recounts a demon red horns, -- magic to seduce franny o She was an alchemist, same as father and grandfather • Frangan - father of Lottodad • Looks like chieftain ogrin ---- he ascended to god hood after destroying enkelodas • Enkelodas put in fake champions • Lottodad adopted a greenelf - • Dwavres v green elves o Farming rights o Divided the lands • Compliments talu and syrus for not being compelled into racial battles • Proposes a business deal to import Squires beer to zynnii
Franny Squire -- • Goth baddie • Gurvel casts divine sense -- no demon but heart broken by demon o Longing sense • Quiet, independent, toughness, dwarf age -- adult
• Demon lover o First laid Smooth talker • Portal o Potion - to detects sprites for entrances back • Franny trusts Gurvel
• Gurvel and Arthom walk down to the basement to grab the Franny's potion o Arthom grabs a tray of potions that looks the correct once o Gurvel's tail knocks potions into the Squire's kegs Arthom hits Gurvel's tail o Gurvel grabs the keg • Franny and her grandfather are both alchemist • Lottodad pours out drinks from the spliced keg, everyone but Gurvel, drinks the beer
• Arthom -- drinks his and Gurvel's o Shrinking potion o Love potion to the closest person Franny • Arthom strokes Franny's cheek • Franny "you're disgustingly small" • Lucidius and Mura - feel like performers o Want to put show on • Lucidius speaks in rhymes • Talu transforms into a green frog o Talu and Arthom start arguing both stuck under a cup • Ogrin drinks a youth potion o People recognise him as the chieftain • Ailil - itchy so he takes his clothes off • Syrus - focused on corner of the bar -- a goblin staring at him, o Every time syrus looks away the goblin gets closer o He tries to explain to gurvel, gurvel gives him his axe • The axe almost falls on top of him, moves out of the way before it helps • Axe thuds • Mura -- calls happy hour and sprays keg squire • Patrons sing, dance, frogs, shrinking, older, honest, laughing only, stripping, falling in love with each other, mind goblin infected • Gurvel and Naka are the only sober ones • Syrus tries to explain the mind goblin infecged patrons about the portal and leylines - Syrus explains one of the people from the portal slept with Franny, they believe someone has to sleep with franny • Franny drinks the beer and turns to a guy - Fran • Fran picks up Arthom into another room, Franny returns back into a girl o Arthom gets inspiration
• Nakah adjusts his goggles and fixes portal remnants • Franny drinks a potion to forget and offers Athom a potion he agrees • Next sunrise Nariel -- investigate further leylines has had in nature • We are invited to clan hunt - giant beasts and pride • Lottodad invited us to come back and wants journal entries
• Gurvel sits all players down and uses his cape as a table cloth • Gurvel only has one arm o Does an icebreaker • Arthom won't disclose why is following the monkey • Gurvel mentions he is following Nakah his master told him to • Gurvel mission- Kills bad guys in the name of the alpha • Syrus - good at tracking things • Gurvel -- one good arm and one little arm • Stump • Lucidius - moved house to house -- seeking family • Nakah "womp womp" • Gurvel stands up for lucidius • Talu - follow for an adventure • Talu and Syrus -- Syrus recounts the Lupo hunted after his people (Solen), the sun god didn’t like the lupo • Syrus - sailed across seas to kill leader at the time • Mura - learn more about alchemy
Gurval
()
8 / 8 HP
STR
DEX
CON
INT
WIS
CHA
Lucidious Larron
None Mayhaos: Green Elf (Criminal / Spy)
Rogue 2
Rogue 2
17 / 17 HP
STR
12
12
DEX
15
15
CON
15
15
INT
12
12
WIS
8
8
CHA
13
13
Mura Crito
Arthom
None Mayhaos: Dwarf (Far Traveler)
Druid 1
Druid 1
11 / 11 HP
STR
10
10
DEX
13
13
CON
15
15
INT
12
12
WIS
15
15
CHA
10
10
Talutah
Syrus
Chaotic Neutral Mayhaos: Solen (Soldier)
Ranger 5
Cleric 2
Ranger 5
Cleric 2
51 / 51 HP
STR
10
10
DEX
17
17
CON
13
13
INT
9
9
WIS
16
16
CHA
12
12
Syrus Tal'ahm Journal 1 by Syrus
Ale with a twist of frog by Talutah
Letter 13 (session 2) by Arthom
Report Date
26 May 2024
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